i am a goose of *unfathomable* silliness

I’m putting together a book of all the short comics I’ve drawn over the past year to have for sale at my spring conventions! Not sure what the title will be yet, but the uniting themes of all the stories seem to be Girls and Magic.

I drew this selkie comic really fast and it bounced all around tumblr which was cool, but the messy lettering and simple coloring bugged me so I cleaned it up a bit. 

This is one of my favorite things ever. I will always reblog.

See, this is what happens when you let the selkie come to you rather than stealing her skin like a huge asshole.

digital girl

More atsv sketches, and wow, I actually finished a drawing for once

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

my sibling leaves me notes in my lunch sometimes and this was todays

fuck the new Thing On The Internet made worse by t*kt*k (as most things are) where people will ask a creator to hand-feed them information that isn't just readily available via Google but also just... directly in front of them. "song name?" It's in the caption. "what's this from?" It's in the tags. "who is this?" Their name is literally in the video. I'm going to tie you to railroad tracks.

We can’t have a midlife crisis, our entire existence has been a crisis. Enjoy doing grand folks shit my fellow millennials ❤️

The entire idea behind midlife crisis is based on the person having gotten "everything" by their late 20s and then realizing that none of it was what they wanted. If you've been systematically barred from obtaining the things that you're supposed to want, then you're way more likely to pursue the things you actually want, something which has for many years been denied to anyone in the USA before the age of 60 or so.

Also check out Bold Strokes Books for a massive stock of the whole acronym (including my own trans and sapphic books!)

POLL TIME BABY

Tell me in the tags if you'd like!

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

Three years?????? THREE YEARS????!!!!

grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

A guy gotta sleep

I think it'd be hilarious if Pavitr was unintentionally savage when he first met Hobie.

Based completely off of this post.

Bonus:

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