Coyote found a squeaky toy I accidentally left outside. Turns out coyote love squeaky toys too.
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
the for you page
Okay well
… Okay that lady’s question was justified
I’m not seeing a no
Move the phone. Show us the nose.
While I do have some odd hobbies this recommendation is a bit much.
angel in space who falls in love with an astronaut floating out in the void, not realizing they've been dead for years out there nor comprehending what death even is. is that anything
the angel starts leading them back to earth cuz they think that's what'll make them feel better, finally talk back to them, open up. it takes lightyears to get back to earth's atmosphere and when they do, the angel embraces them as gravity takes hold and pulls them crashing down. they both incinerate into ash and disappear. is that anything
I believe him.
"Does Poseidon tremble, Jeeves?" "Indubitably, sir."
glass onion was a documentary
do these people not know that we've successfully sent rockets into space already
a couple snippets from a presentation i gave at school this past week on storyboarding!!
‼️DISCLAIMER: I am a still a student and have only worked on student and indie projects! This is just stuff that I personally find helpful as an amateur, so feel free to take it with a grain of salt!
Happy boarding, friends! ✍️💕
(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up
Heartwarming! The world's ugliest fucking fish ever has been fed a snack
that fish is HIS FRIEND!!
excerpt:
After being entrusted to look after an underwater Shinto shrine, Hiroyuki Arakawa, 79, got to know the marine creatures that lived in the area. He started diving when he was 18.
Among the shrine’s residents is a female Asian sheepshead wrasse named Yoriko whom he became friends with about 30 years ago.
Whenever Arakawa dives to visit the shrine, all he needs to do is knock on metal, and Yoriko will be swimming toward him, Atlas Obscura said.
...At one point, when Yoriko was exhausted from struggling to find food, he fed her five crabs every day for 10 days. He also helped her on another occasion when she was badly injured.
For the priceless bond they’ve made, Arakawa couldn’t be more fulfilled.
“I have an amazing sense of accomplishment in my heart,” he said.
so there’s this trans wizard and no one can remember the wizards pronouns and we’re all to scared to ask cuz the wizard has a pretty short temper and the wizard might curse us or penis blast us if we ask the wizard for the wizards pronouns or mess up the wizards pronouns so we all just call the wizard ‘the wizard’ in place of pronouns
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
I love it here so goddamn much
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.






















