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oh I wasn’t aware it was feeding the ai. I’ve inserted hundreds of fics into chatgpt for their continuation or for a different plot within the same context just for fun and out of curiosity… but I’ve never posted any of them…

Indeed, anything that is given to AI it can use later to draw from. That's why it doesn't matter if you post them or not as it has now access to those writers' texts without their permission.

~Mod L

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for the love of everything that is good and nice DON'T DO THIS

Please do not do this! I'm happy to talk about 'what ifs' or 'what happens next' even if I can't write a whole fic but PLEASE don't put any fics into AI!

#i'm so exhausted#fic being scraped off ao3 by bots is bad enough#readers actually FEEDING fic into AI is breaking my actual heart#DO NOT EVER FEED FIC INTO AI WITHOUT THE AUTHOR'S PERMISSION#99.999% of authors are THRILLED to discuss AUs for their fics#the 'what ifs'#the 'missing scenes'#the possible alternate outcomes#JUST ASK THE AUTHOR TO CHAT WITH YOU ABOUT THIS#most of us would cry with joy if you gave us the chance to ramble about our fics!#DO NOT FEED MY FICS TO AI PLEASE I BEG YOU -@cicerfics

Seriously. So, so, tired. Authors put hours and hours into every paragraph of that fic and give it freely to you, the least you can do as a reader is put a minimum of two seconds of thought into what you are going to do or say in response to being given that gift.

Angst/fluff Prompt List

Please don’t repost (stealing isn’t cool, but reblog if you wish) <3 <3

  1. “I love you, please don’t go.”
  2. “Stay here tonight.”
  3. “Please don’t walk out of that door.”
  4. “I thought things were going great.”
  5. “Don’t you love me?”
  6. “You make every day worth living.”
  7. “I’ll keep you warm.”
  8. “I’m never letting you go.”
  9. “You meant too much to me.”
  10. “I won’t let you.”
  11. “How could you ask me that?”
  12. “Don’t you trust me?”
  13. “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”
  14. “You look amazing tonight.”
  15. “Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”
  16. “I’ve got you.”
  17. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
  18. “It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
  19. “How are you feeling today?”
  20. “You look amazing tonight.”
  21. “We’ll figure this out.”
  22. “This isn’t goodbye.”
  23. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
  24. “Wanna go grab a drink?”
  25. “What the hell were you thinking?!”
  26. “Here, let me help you.”
  27. “Kiss me.”
  28. “I care about you.”
  29. “You could have warned me!”
  30. “That was unexpected.”
  31. “You haven’t lost me.”
  32. “Why are you doing this?”
  33. “Don’t cry.”
  34. “Please don’t do this.”
  35. “You make me feel safe.”
  36. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
  37. “Thank you, for everything.”
  38. “All I wanted was for you to be happy.”
  39. “I can’t do this on my own.”
  40. “I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”
  41. “Don’t be afraid.”
  42. “You’re always on my mind.”
  43. “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
  44. “You’ve always felt like home.”
  45. “I can’t imagine this world without you.”
  46. “Dance with me.”
  47. “Trust me.”
  48. “Why are you crying?”
  49. “Who hurt you?”
  50. “Nothing is wrong with you.”
  51. “You make me feel alive.”
  52. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
  53. “Who cares about what they think?”
  54. “Let’s go.”
  55. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  56. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
  57. “You’ve always got me.”
  58. “I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”
  59. “Is this okay?”
  60. “You look like you could use a hug.”
  61. “Did you need something?”
  62. “Do you have a ride home?”
  63. “I am home.”
  64. “What happened back there?”
  65. “That’s not gonna happen.”
  66. “Why me?”
  67. “I’m right where I belong.”
  68. “Fine.”
  69. “What do you want me to say?”
  70. “After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”
  71. “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”
  72. “You need sleep.”
  73. “Excuse me?”
  74. “What are you doing?”
  75. “What did you expect?”
  76. “You’re not alone.”
  77. “We’re meant for each other.”
  78. “You’re worth it.”
  79. “I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”
  80. “I’ve always been honest with you.”
  81. “It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
  82. “Just breathe, okay?”
  83. “When I’m with you, I’m happy.”
  84. “Going somewhere?”
  85. “Don’t lie to me.”
  86. “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”
  87. “You’re so adorable.”
  88. “I’m better, now that you’re here.”
  89. “I could never forget you.”
  90. “Forget it.”
  91. “That’s in the past.”
  92. “You make me happy.”
  93. “You’re more than that.”
  94. “I won’t lose you too.”
  95. “Come cuddle.”
  96. “Can’t you stay a little longer?”
  97. “It’s not that easy.”
  98. “I’ve had enough.”
  99. “I fell in love with you, not them.”
  100. “You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”

Angst/fluff Prompt List

Please don’t repost (stealing isn’t cool, but reblog if you wish) <3 <3

  1. “I love you, please don’t go.”
  2. “Stay here tonight.”
  3. “Please don’t walk out of that door.”
  4. “I thought things were going great.”
  5. “Don’t you love me?”
  6. “You make every day worth living.”
  7. “I’ll keep you warm.”
  8. “I’m never letting you go.”
  9. “You meant too much to me.”
  10. “I won’t let you.”
  11. “How could you ask me that?”
  12. “Don’t you trust me?”
  13. “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”
  14. “You look amazing tonight.”
  15. “Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”
  16. “I’ve got you.”
  17. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
  18. “It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
  19. “How are you feeling today?”
  20. “You look amazing tonight.”
  21. “We’ll figure this out.”
  22. “This isn’t goodbye.”
  23. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
  24. “Wanna go grab a drink?”
  25. “What the hell were you thinking?!”
  26. “Here, let me help you.”
  27. “Kiss me.”
  28. “I care about you.”
  29. “You could have warned me!”
  30. “That was unexpected.”
  31. “You haven’t lost me.”
  32. “Why are you doing this?”
  33. “Don’t cry.”
  34. “Please don’t do this.”
  35. “You make me feel safe.”
  36. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
  37. “Thank you, for everything.”
  38. “All I wanted was for you to be happy.”
  39. “I can’t do this on my own.”
  40. “I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”
  41. “Don’t be afraid.”
  42. “You’re always on my mind.”
  43. “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
  44. “You’ve always felt like home.”
  45. “I can’t imagine this world without you.”
  46. “Dance with me.”
  47. “Trust me.”
  48. “Why are you crying?”
  49. “Who hurt you?”
  50. “Nothing is wrong with you.”
  51. “You make me feel alive.”
  52. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
  53. “Who cares about what they think?”
  54. “Let’s go.”
  55. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  56. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
  57. “You’ve always got me.”
  58. “I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”
  59. “Is this okay?”
  60. “You look like you could use a hug.”
  61. “Did you need something?”
  62. “Do you have a ride home?”
  63. “I am home.”
  64. “What happened back there?”
  65. “That’s not gonna happen.”
  66. “Why me?”
  67. “I’m right where I belong.”
  68. “Fine.”
  69. “What do you want me to say?”
  70. “After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”
  71. “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”
  72. “You need sleep.”
  73. “Excuse me?”
  74. “What are you doing?”
  75. “What did you expect?”
  76. “You’re not alone.”
  77. “We’re meant for each other.”
  78. “You’re worth it.”
  79. “I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”
  80. “I’ve always been honest with you.”
  81. “It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
  82. “Just breathe, okay?”
  83. “When I’m with you, I’m happy.”
  84. “Going somewhere?”
  85. “Don’t lie to me.”
  86. “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”
  87. “You’re so adorable.”
  88. “I’m better, now that you’re here.”
  89. “I could never forget you.”
  90. “Forget it.”
  91. “That’s in the past.”
  92. “You make me happy.”
  93. “You’re more than that.”
  94. “I won’t lose you too.”
  95. “Come cuddle.”
  96. “Can’t you stay a little longer?”
  97. “It’s not that easy.”
  98. “I’ve had enough.”
  99. “I fell in love with you, not them.”
  100. “You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”

Angst/fluff Prompt List

Please don’t repost (stealing isn’t cool, but reblog if you wish) <3 <3

  1. “I love you, please don’t go.”
  2. “Stay here tonight.”
  3. “Please don’t walk out of that door.”
  4. “I thought things were going great.”
  5. “Don’t you love me?”
  6. “You make every day worth living.”
  7. “I’ll keep you warm.”
  8. “I’m never letting you go.”
  9. “You meant too much to me.”
  10. “I won’t let you.”
  11. “How could you ask me that?”
  12. “Don’t you trust me?”
  13. “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.”
  14. “You look amazing tonight.”
  15. “Shouldn’t you be with him/her?”
  16. “I’ve got you.”
  17. “I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
  18. “It’s late.  Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
  19. “How are you feeling today?”
  20. “You look amazing tonight.”
  21. “We’ll figure this out.”
  22. “This isn’t goodbye.”
  23. “What’s cookin’ good lookin’?”
  24. “Wanna go grab a drink?”
  25. “What the hell were you thinking?!”
  26. “Here, let me help you.”
  27. “Kiss me.”
  28. “I care about you.”
  29. “You could have warned me!”
  30. “That was unexpected.”
  31. “You haven’t lost me.”
  32. “Why are you doing this?”
  33. “Don’t cry.”
  34. “Please don’t do this.”
  35. “You make me feel safe.”
  36. “You’ve shown me what love can feel like.”
  37. “Thank you, for everything.”
  38. “All I wanted was for you to be happy.”
  39. “I can’t do this on my own.”
  40. “I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”
  41. “Don’t be afraid.”
  42. “You’re always on my mind.”
  43. “You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
  44. “You’ve always felt like home.”
  45. “I can’t imagine this world without you.”
  46. “Dance with me.”
  47. “Trust me.”
  48. “Why are you crying?”
  49. “Who hurt you?”
  50. “Nothing is wrong with you.”
  51. “You make me feel alive.”
  52. “I wouldn’t change a thing about you.”
  53. “Who cares about what they think?”
  54. “Let’s go.”
  55. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  56. “Tell me what’s wrong.”
  57. “You’ve always got me.”
  58. “I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”
  59. “Is this okay?”
  60. “You look like you could use a hug.”
  61. “Did you need something?”
  62. “Do you have a ride home?”
  63. “I am home.”
  64. “What happened back there?”
  65. “That’s not gonna happen.”
  66. “Why me?”
  67. “I’m right where I belong.”
  68. “Fine.”
  69. “What do you want me to say?”
  70. “After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?”
  71. “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”
  72. “You need sleep.”
  73. “Excuse me?”
  74. “What are you doing?”
  75. “What did you expect?”
  76. “You’re not alone.”
  77. “We’re meant for each other.”
  78. “You’re worth it.”
  79. “I don’t care what anyone else thinks.”
  80. “I’ve always been honest with you.”
  81. “It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
  82. “Just breathe, okay?”
  83. “When I’m with you, I’m happy.”
  84. “Going somewhere?”
  85. “Don’t lie to me.”
  86. “Don’t be scared, I’m right here.”
  87. “You’re so adorable.”
  88. “I’m better, now that you’re here.”
  89. “I could never forget you.”
  90. “Forget it.”
  91. “That’s in the past.”
  92. “You make me happy.”
  93. “You’re more than that.”
  94. “I won’t lose you too.”
  95. “Come cuddle.”
  96. “Can’t you stay a little longer?”
  97. “It’s not that easy.”
  98. “I’ve had enough.”
  99. “I fell in love with you, not them.”
  100. “You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”

I was reading a thing where an American was saying that Europeans are weird for putting butter in sandwiches and like ??

So, do Americans not put butter in their sandwiches? Like, I get if you’re having cream cheese, or PB&J or something else with a bit of moisture in it, I don’t have butter with that either, but what if you were having, say, a cheese sandwich, a normal one made with just cheese, I’m assuming you wouldn’t have a slice of cheese between two bits of dry bread. So what would you have? Do you use something instead of butter/margarine, or do you just not have that kind of a sandwich?

This might seem a random question, but I actually need to know this for the purpose of writing fanfic.

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prompts list :)

fluff/general
  1. “how much did you drink?”
  2. “aw, you’re so cute.”
  3. “what did you do?”
  4. “i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”
  5. “this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”
  6. “well, it’s the thought that counts.”
  7. “wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”
  8. “okay, where are all my jumpers?”
  9. “oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”
  10. “yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”
  11. “you owe me a kiss.”
  12. “how did you get in here?”
  13. “for starters, that’s impossible.”
  14. “how did you fail a survey?”
  15. “yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”
  16. “that’s not even fair.”
  17. “you promised me a cookie!”
  18. “did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”
  19. “ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”
  20. “i’m not playing truth or dare.”
  21. “you’re not very intimidating.”
  22. “i love you.”
  23. “well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”
  24. “that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”
  25. “why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
  26. “maybe not.”
  27. “why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”
  28. “well, i’m pretty irresistible.”
  29. “how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”
  30. “detention? again?”
angst
  1. “why don’t you just go?”
  2. “no, it’s not like that.”
  3. “if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”
  4. “it doesn’t matter anymore.”
  5. “what’s the point?”
  6. “fuck you.”
  7. “you should’ve said that yesterday.”
  8. “don’t lie to me.”
  9. “i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
  10. “change in mind or change in heart?”
  11. “it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”
  12. “why do you keep bringing it up?”
  13. “we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”
  14. “you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”
  15. “maybe in another world.”
  16. “why are you like this?”
  17. “stop making empty promises!”
  18. “what about us?”
  19. “don’t say that.”
  20. “i’m done. we’re done.”’

feel free to reblog :)

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prompts list :)

fluff/general
  1. “how much did you drink?”
  2. “aw, you’re so cute.”
  3. “what did you do?”
  4. “i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”
  5. “this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”
  6. “well, it’s the thought that counts.”
  7. “wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”
  8. “okay, where are all my jumpers?”
  9. “oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”
  10. “yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”
  11. “you owe me a kiss.”
  12. “how did you get in here?”
  13. “for starters, that’s impossible.”
  14. “how did you fail a survey?”
  15. “yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”
  16. “that’s not even fair.”
  17. “you promised me a cookie!”
  18. “did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”
  19. “ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”
  20. “i’m not playing truth or dare.”
  21. “you’re not very intimidating.”
  22. “i love you.”
  23. “well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”
  24. “that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”
  25. “why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
  26. “maybe not.”
  27. “why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”
  28. “well, i’m pretty irresistible.”
  29. “how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”
  30. “detention? again?”
angst
  1. “why don’t you just go?”
  2. “no, it’s not like that.”
  3. “if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”
  4. “it doesn’t matter anymore.”
  5. “what’s the point?”
  6. “fuck you.”
  7. “you should’ve said that yesterday.”
  8. “don’t lie to me.”
  9. “i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
  10. “change in mind or change in heart?”
  11. “it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”
  12. “why do you keep bringing it up?”
  13. “we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”
  14. “you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”
  15. “maybe in another world.”
  16. “why are you like this?”
  17. “stop making empty promises!”
  18. “what about us?”
  19. “don’t say that.”
  20. “i’m done. we’re done.”’

feel free to reblog :)

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prompts list :)

fluff/general
  1. “how much did you drink?”
  2. “aw, you’re so cute.”
  3. “what did you do?”
  4. “i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”
  5. “this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”
  6. “well, it’s the thought that counts.”
  7. “wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”
  8. “okay, where are all my jumpers?”
  9. “oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”
  10. “yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”
  11. “you owe me a kiss.”
  12. “how did you get in here?”
  13. “for starters, that’s impossible.”
  14. “how did you fail a survey?”
  15. “yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”
  16. “that’s not even fair.”
  17. “you promised me a cookie!”
  18. “did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”
  19. “ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”
  20. “i’m not playing truth or dare.”
  21. “you’re not very intimidating.”
  22. “i love you.”
  23. “well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”
  24. “that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”
  25. “why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”
  26. “maybe not.”
  27. “why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”
  28. “well, i’m pretty irresistible.”
  29. “how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”
  30. “detention? again?”
angst
  1. “why don’t you just go?”
  2. “no, it’s not like that.”
  3. “if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”
  4. “it doesn’t matter anymore.”
  5. “what’s the point?”
  6. “fuck you.”
  7. “you should’ve said that yesterday.”
  8. “don’t lie to me.”
  9. “i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
  10. “change in mind or change in heart?”
  11. “it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”
  12. “why do you keep bringing it up?”
  13. “we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”
  14. “you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”
  15. “maybe in another world.”
  16. “why are you like this?”
  17. “stop making empty promises!”
  18. “what about us?”
  19. “don’t say that.”
  20. “i’m done. we’re done.”’

feel free to reblog :)

okay but underutilized potential au: waiter jaskier and linecook geralt 

jaskier at all times flirting for free french fries from a stonefaced geralt who insists jaskier can starve for all he cares but there also just HAPPENS to be a plate of fries cooked exactly how jaskier likes and it’s not that geralt made them for him at ALL-

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Pen why did you leave this on the tags these are gold 🥇

okay but i think it would be VERY funny to have geralt get stuck with a tag-along (maybe a kid?) who actually listens to him 

and he does not know how to handle it 

he tells them to stay in camp until he gets back, and then he turns around? and they’re not following? he gets back and they’ve obeyed his instructions?? the fuck is this??

“you told me to stay here???”

“yeah but…you listened??”

like homie is used to traveling with primarily jaskier and later ciri. when they meet up, he spends time with yen. 

literally nO ONE fucking listens to him. he doesn’t know how to handle this. 

@ferrific you inspired me! 

Geralt’s first impression of Jaskier’s youngest sister–Jolana, who goes by “Jola” and enforces the preference with a low whine uncannily like her older brother’s when he doesn’t comply–is that she’s like a miniature of the bard: same blue eyes, same color hair, same nose, same cheekbones. The only difference is their height, but he’s already heard from Jaskier at some point in their long years of knowing each other that his family tends to shoot up in height later, so it’s possible she’ll one day be similar to her brother in that respect as well. 

For now, it’s simply mildly disconcerting to see a face so similar to Jaskier’s so far below where he’s used to seeing it. 

“Does Julek know how to make fire?”

He looks up at Jola’s voice and finds the girl keenly observing him, curled into a crouch, chin on her knees, while she watches him work. She’s been mildly chatty since he collected her from Lettenhove to escort her to Oxenfurt–a favor Jaskier called in after being pulled away for a performance he “would simply die, Geralt” if he couldn’t attend–and most of her questions have centered around her brother, whom she seems to look up to in a horrible display of judgment. 

“Badly,” he tells her, and she giggles. 

She watches him with such intensity that he fumbles the rabbits as he spits them, and he’s so wound up that he jumps when he hears rustling in the trees around the camp. Jola, eyes widening, stutters to silence when she sees him sit up, alert, and begin looking around. 

“What is-” She starts, before he silences her with a firm swipe of his hand. 

“Stay here,” he tells her, standing in one fluid motion and collecting his sword, propped against a log. 

The direction is more formality than anything else, given that he knows already how well Pankratzes listen to instructions, but perhaps she’ll at least hesitate long enough before disobeying to keep her safely back from danger. A shift in the wind tells him it’s a wolf stalking their campsite, and if it’s bold enough to get this close, it’s not a threat he can leave unaddressed. 

He keeps a third of his attention behind him as he progresses, frowning when he doesn’t hear footsteps at his heels, the clumsy noises of someone unused to the woods trying to be quiet in them. He growls under his breath when he continues to hear nothing. Jola must be trying to go around at another angle in an attempt at getting a look at what’s going on, the same way Ciri does when he tells her to stay back.

He speeds up, jaw tense, now on a time crunch to take care of the threat before he has to explain to Jaskier why he’s down a sibling. 

*

In the end, the wolf is a relatively easy kill. It’s a scrappy young male, likely newly driven from his pack and hungry as a result. He thinks about letting it go free, but when it sees him, it bares its teeth and approaches, afraid but willing to attack. It gets in one lunge before he takes it down with a single swipe of his blade, and he says a quiet apology before he leaves it behind. He considers skinning it to make a present of its pelt for Jaskier, but the fur is too patchy to be worth the bother. 

Besides, he has a teenager to find. 

He walks a wide circle around the camp, unease increasing with each step that doesn’t bring him the scent of citrus soap and Jola’s perfume. When he’s completed his rotation with no trace of the girl, he curses and sets a light jog back. Maybe she twisted her ankle on a root trying to track him down. Jaskier used to do the same thing all the time in their early days, before Geralt made him start practicing walking in the woods by hiding his lute in random trees. 

When he arrives back at camp, he stops in his tracks. 

Jola looks up at him with a sharp inhale of surprise when he appears. 

She’s right where he left her. 

His brows furrow.  

“Did you…” He trails off, and she quirks her head like a puppy. 

“Did I?” She echoes. 

“Did you…stay here?” He looks down to her boots, expecting to see mud or grass blades, but no. She’s still in the soft little embroidered slippers she’d changed into when they made camp. 

“You told me to,” she says like a question, fidgeting with her fingers nervously. “Was I…Was I not supposed to?”

“You stayed,” he says flatly. He inhales, trying to scent any evidence of magic or replacement by a doppler, but no. There’s only the same Jola-scent, similar enough to Jaskier’s to link them as relatives. “I told you to stay, and you listened.” 

“Yes? You said to…stay?” She says, with a little squeak on the last word like she’s afraid she’s misunderstood. 

“I told you to stay,” Geralt says, one hand moving to brace on one hip and the other resting on his sword, point-down by his feet, “and you stayed.” 

“Yes?” She offers, like she’s been asked a question by a tutor. “Are you…are you mad about it?” 

No, he’s just damned confused about it. 

To say nothing of her brother, Ciri, Yen, the younger Wolves he took on training trips, fucking Lambert…no one listens to him. He’s developed a talent for detecting shadows after giving orders to stay behind. The orders themselves are nearly superstition at this point given that they’re never heeded. 

And yet. 

Jola listened. 

The girl is looking increasingly nervous, and he sees the first glimmer of tears in her eyes, jolting him out of his own head. 

“Good job,” he manages in an attempt at heading off the crying. 

She perks up a bit at the praise. 

“Good…listening,” he finishes awkwardly, and she snorts at that. 

“I could not listen if it would make you feel better. Does Julek-” 

“Your brother always listens,” he lies immediately. Better to capitalize on this unexpected opportunity while he can. “I didn’t know if you would take after him or not.” 

And if she doesn’t, well. 

He just needs her to believe him long enough to get to Oxenfurt. 

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