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breanna // twenty // she

We are getting really close to the end of 2019 or as I like to call it "the year that Internet collectively decided Jake Gyllenhaal is more weird than hot"

It started from something like this

Then it went somewhere like this

Then shit got really creepy

This one was actually very cool though .

Anyway, happy new year

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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buss down thortiana

thor: hrrrrnnggh avengers im trying to sneak around but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting thanos

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

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reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

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Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

WHAT IS IT

HOLY FUCK

Oh my fucKING-

Keep it going 🙏