Are You Stronger Than A Three Year Old

big fan of this genre of signs

It appears that MA saw the federal websites and said, "oh, we can directly name and blame? Let's go."

Good.

much love to ‘i love my blorbo but they did all that’ but there should be a new category of ‘i love my blorbo but they were written by someone with transparent but unspoken biases and you gotta understand that context’

disturbingly average customer service experience

opens my wallet and a very large and expensive looking moth flies out of it

Inktober day 13 “drink”

since I know for a fact survival theft will be going up this month, do not steal from Target, they have some of if not The highest end security measures in place, even if they don't call you out on your first theft, they know you did it, and they're waiting until you've stolen enough to get the law involved.

I am dead serious. Do not fucking steal from Target, you Will be caught.

weird ps1 game i found

You have to keep watching

This is INCREDIBLE.

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

I SAID HOLD STILL

Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

So it’s settled? When November 2 rolls around, we’re all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

no we’re gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives

Well I know what I’ll have to reblog on the 2nd

I love talking about the biggest or best thing “this side of the Mississippi” because like hey buddy I can make the best peach cobbler in this half of the continent but god only knows what peach secrets they have over on the other coast. I’m not messing with that.

she's everything

suffering from an ailment of sorts

Kraven the Hunter

and his brother

Kourageous the Gatherer

once again participating in No December November, where the challenge is to abstain from december for the entire month of november

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

important note: this cat's full name is breakfast sandwich

A MAN NAMED OSKAAR FROM REYKJAVIK ICELAND GIVES US A PIECE OF HIS MIND FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND I THINK WE SHOULD ALL APPRECIATE IT

This is better than every single found footage film I have ever seen.

This is so good it deserves to be on my professional blog instead of my personal blog. I am crying in a cab over this

i have hidden a golden ticket in one of my posts, and whoever finds it will get to go on a Marvelous Tour of my Whimsical Tower in which I Will Not Kill You and You Will Not Be Killed .

you will Not be chopped up and used for spell components, let me make that clear

ignore the Doompa Loompas

Doompa Loompa Gloomity Grain

The tower's a trap and they'll cut you in twain

Doompa Loompa Wiggity Woo

The spells in these books run on pieces of you!

could you guys shut tf up for once