I don’t feel like I’m 6'4. it just kinda feels like everyone’s small.

Just say you’re 6'4 and go

Hospitals that’s aren’t wheelchair accessible

An Aleppo ceasefire agreement has been reached but not before people sent heartbreaking goodbye messages 

Ellen DeGeneres Explains The Travel Ban With “Finding Dory” (x)

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

KIM PULLED OUT Receipts!

2017..

What kind of fucking world am I living in that even Kim Kardashian has to fact check the joke in the WH.

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

*sees an airplane at night* that’s a UFO

8th graders with 6th graders

College sophomores with high school seniors

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

2 kilomockingbirds

no

yes

literally block me if you support the muslim ban, the environment science gag orders, the anti- reproductive rights executive order or any other unconstitutional plan trump made that goes against the people and our planet in each and every way

nature is beautiful

is that a croissant

no it’s a bird

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard

fastest

why does owen wilson have the most distinct memorable voice in the entire world i literally can’t read the word ‘wow’ without hearing his voice in my head like ‘wow :~)’

There will never be another President and First Lady like the Obamas.