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Konkey Dong

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KICK ASS GO TO SPACE REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE Tom / 27 / He/Him Court-Appointed Jester
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I proudly save every picture I see of a cool wizard casting a spell

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fish-mage

as someone who has their own wizard picture collection. Would you like to share with the class

So just a few treasures include

And my personal favorite is of course:

Which I never risk being without so I do keep laminated copies in my (kinda nasty) phone case

And behind my license in my wallet, in case I ever need to smooth talk a cop out of a ticket

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hungwy

Guy who doesn't understand that killing is murder: we can just kill him, right? That's legal

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stephocrates

corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

this is the most productive workforce in history and im just doing my part to dial that back a tad

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ofthefog

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

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c3rvida3

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Official Sounds Penis, See You In Hell Post

We fucking did it, boys and ghouls! Penis prime time! I only wish my parents were alive to see this.

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yunisverse

Been thinking about my old fakemons and what good good pubbies they are.

Cerbernard's barrel is full of aged berry juice that works as a Full Heal for lost and injured mountaineers. Berrel's barrel is full of Berrel.

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ive seen so much of this bizarre liberal sentiment over the past few months that writes off protests and support for palestine on the assumption that people are doing this because its trendy and exciting, as if to discourage people from even thinking there could be anything outside of disinterested complacency and self interest. is it so hard to believe people have principles and ideals that are important to them? that people have political beliefs they want to see actualized? that people and social relations could be anything more than they currently are?

“The bourgeois is tolerant. His love for people as they are stems from his hatred of what they might be.” -Adorno