OH NO MY HEART :’)
❤❤❤
a hard pill to swallow: if an audience can pick up on where the story is going, it’s a good story.
A kinda related note i hope you don’t mind me adding on: one of the most life-changing bits of story advice i ever received was actually in a class on “Revenge and Vengeance in the Ancient World,” if you can believe it. The professor was talking about how everyone in ancient Greece knew all the Greek myths back to front and told them over and over again - and someone asked why they would keep retelling the same stories if they already knew they ended.
She explained that basically it wasn’t the ending that was the most suspenseful or exciting part, but how you got there. This is why The Iliad spoils its own ending in the opening lines. This is why we have so many different retellings of Shakespeare, of Arthurian legends, of fairy tales.
There are no truly original stories or truly unpredictable endings. So, IMO, it’s better to focus on how you as a writer/filmmaker/artist/whatever can bring something new to the body of the story rather than trying to shock and mislead your audience.
I've been saying this for years. This is why I give no fucks about spoilers - it's about the whole journey, not just the single spoilable moment.
personsonable-deactivated201908
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
personsonable
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
itsafckingsnickersbar
@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley
Anonymous asked:
You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?
Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably?
2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM
THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP
TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL
HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL
THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC
THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP
WHY?
ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON
FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT
AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING
THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD
NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS
EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED
DISMAYED
“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE
AND THEN
WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST
TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM
AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE
“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS
THERE WERE NO CLUES
NOT ONE
THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB
AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT
AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!
SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you)
OUTSTANDING
LITERALLY OUTSTANDING
WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?
NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!
I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES.
wildwestiewrites-deactivated202
everyone on tumblr: this Hellsite could not get worse
Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth
i reblog this everytime
This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke
coolcatgroup
This rotisserie chicken looks comfortable
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
orodromeus
5 times you didn’t die and one time you did
Can it be 1000 Ways to Die style?
Source: reddit.com
if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap
savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021
I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.
I’m ending the debate once and for all
Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because you can truthfully see that it’s 69° outside and go “nice” rather than immediately collapsing from heat exhaustion
enourmo
also you can cook and reasonably often set your oven to 420°
I’m still team Celcius but this is a compelling argument.
Fahrenheit is people based, Celsius is water based, and Kelvin is for science
theholleywoodsigns
Explains why I’m so fucking stupid
no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.
marina-pepsi
That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid
Incoming: more depressing posts about bi erasure
One of my best friends, who is gay, is constantly ignoring my sexuality. I am a bisexual woman who is married to a man. He met me after I got married, and I don't generally talk about girls because am just way too shy around them and OMG are girls pretty and I am still relatively closeted because I don't think it's the business of anyone who I'm attracted to and in what capacity. I don't need girls not wanting to be my friend because they think I'm going to try to hook up with them.
Anyway.
I was on the phone with my friend today, and he is on a bowling league, and he was asking me to come to one of his games (matches? What is a bowling event called?) And said "there's even a straight person, so you'll have someone to talk to".
This catches me off guard every time he does it, because I'm not expecting one of my LGBT+ friends to just pretend my sexuality doesn't exist. So I asked what I would have in common with a straight person, which he fumbled for a bit before remembering.
I'm pretty hurt about it, but I don't know how to approach the subject. I've told him in the moment twice now that just because I'm married to a man doesn't make me straight, but I'm beginning to think he is just problematic about this subject, and I don't know how to approach the subject buuuuut it sucks.
No offense but can ya’ll like also normalize trans guys that DON’T bind. Like there’s guys who don’t want to, choose not to because of the risks, and guys who CAN’T because of medical reasons. Not every Trans dude is wearing a binder 24/7 and some don’t ever.
alovelyrebecky
Titties out is a gender neutral look.
smallest-feeblest-boggart
Titties out is a gender neutral look.
biggest-gaudiest-fish
TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK.
biggest-gummiest-fish
TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK.
TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK AND ALSO MY FAVORITE CLEO-I-DON’T-GIVE-A-SHIT-PATRA PORTRAYAL
theconfusedshitshow
I’m a nb person (maybe even a dude? idk i’m constantly trying to figure that shit out) and i have chest dysphoria, so personally i can’t do tits out, but HELL YEAH TITS OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK FOR ANYONE THAT’S COMFORTABLE W IT
TIDDIES OUT IF YOU WANT THEM OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK
TITS OUT IF YOU WANT THEM OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK
👏TIDDIES 👏 OUT 👏 IF YOU WANT 👏 THEM OUT 👏 IS A 👏 GENDER 👏 NEUTRAL 👏 LOOK
TAYLOR WHAT LIPSTICK IS THAT I NEED IT
YES WHAT IS IT @taylorswift
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERING @taylorswift
@taylorswift THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE AT HAND
YES WE NEED TO KNOW PLEASE💋
PLEASEEE @taylorswift
Taylor WHAT LIPSTICK IS THIS 2.0
@taylorswift help some sisters out 😘
WE NEED TO KNOW @taylorswift
sparksflylive
@taylorswift SISTER
@taylorswift PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US
Taylor help a girl out @taylorswift
imyourdxisy
pls sis !!!! @taylorswift
I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE 💄
burntoastay
SISTER WE NEED IT 💋💄
I actually love it
swiftlovers1989
@taylorswift PLEASE
That one is MAC matte liquid lip in Back in Vogue - I’m also obsessed with the Kat Von D liquid lipstick in Double Dare
💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
Perfect angel human.