subtext & headaches & hand grenades

Person: Who invented-

Me: George Crabtree.

hey its me, your local burden,

shoutout to friends btw. best thing earth has to offer

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

sorry for taking so long to text you back i was plagued by issues and situations of daily life that i should be used to by now..

average college residence hall

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

This is the best one

they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

it's so fucked up that detective is a type of cop irl. it's more like a gender to me

I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all

remember when buffy the vampire slayer made it canon that if you're too unpopular in high school you turn invisible. and that the fbi is recruiting these invisible children to train as assassins. and then it just never comes up again

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

okay gun to head what is THEE taylor swift song. not your personal favorite but like THE song that people who aren't swifties know the words to and turn up to when it plays in public. the song that comes to mind when you hear the words "taylor swift song".

thanks for asking! no.

you didn't include the best part! after complaining they answered the poll!!!!! iconic!!!!!

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me