R&B gems of the early 2000’s

Do you spot any of your favs?

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.

you know it

It’s my time of year again

This is gonna be me

Look at this beautiful, hilarious thing

1001 nights (1999)

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

shitmageddon

Let me tell you guys about my saturday night!

My fat beagle consumed an entire bag of dog treats and proceeded to blast shit everywhere, which I then of course stepped in and tracked all over the house!

So I’m just trying to retrace my steps with disinfectant wipes as I deeply ponder the meaning of life. 

There he is. Shitblaster 9000 himself. 

Yeah you heard me, Shitblaster 9000. How do you like that for a new name, huh? Huh?? Are you even listening?

He doesn’t care. He’s like, I got a whole bag of treats, I’m fine.

Irony of the situation is, I tracked all the shit everywhere as I was looking for the source of the shit.

Yeah, ha ha ha, very funny. Hahaha!

[mocking voice] “hur de-der I’m a dog and I like to eat until I get sick and poop everywhere while my owner’s trying to have a social life for the FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 100 YEARS.”

What the- What the hell is that?? It’s like, glittery but it smells like shit!

Spoiler alert, it was shit.

Are you honestly so undernourished that you had to go and eat some poor kids craft project too?

I can’t believe this!

Brb snapchat, I’ve gotta roll up ground zero and throw it outside!!

[loud angry grunting]

how the frick did she throw the rug that far….?

I lift bro

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

It’s 2AM, it’s time to get  funky

Well shit

OPEN RP

Would you care for a free lollipop?

Would I?!

Would you?

Would I!?

Would you?!

Ẅ̴̨̰͚̟̤̅̓̀͌͆̇̈̎ͅǫ̴̢̳͙͈͍̰͇́̀̄̈̎͜͝ͅu̸̢̘̦̩̠̭̿̈́̆́̋͗̇l̷̨̛̥͔̠̳̯̘̹͎̎̀̐͑͑͊͒̋̍͘̕̚d̷̨͇͚̲͈̈́̄̏̈́͊̀̀̆̽̔̍́ ̵̧̧̰͖̻̻̞̘̖̳̤͌́͗̎̆̾͛̾̈̅͗̿́͠͝I̵̢̨̛̯̯͔̜̠̬͐̃͋͆̔͂́̃̀͑̆̚͠͝!̶̧̢̡̛͔̥̮̱̉̇͊̆̊̐̃̀͝?̸̧̛̩̝̫̰̟̫͕͖̦̾̀̚̚

W͙̤̬̼͇͚͔̮͍̲͔̘̹͜͡ͅÒ͕̭̗̞͖̤̹̘͈͔̬͙͖̥̀͢U̶̡̲̩̺̟͕̭̖̮̲͡L̝͖̺̲̺̩͚̲̙̠̟̺͖͚̯̘̺͟͟ͅḐ̟͈͎̥̤́͘͝ ̢̢́͠͏̣̝͓̱͙Y̛͔̱̫͍̲̲̻͎͈̤̦̠̜͡Ó̷̼̮̥̖͎͍̭̜̘͍̭̦̼͘͟͜U̡͞͞͞҉̜̼̱̖̟?̫͙̹̤̘͔͉̗̖̝͎̜͞͞͠!͍̩̗͔̯̘̗͓̦̟̱̝͕̟͎͚͠

….would I what?

Would you care for a free lollipop?

Would I?!

RADDA RADDA

Yes. I would. Thank you.

I haven’t seen the episode where this is from, but I have no doubt in my mind it went exactly like that.

snorp

OH MY GOD

Brittany did both 

by umar

It’s Britney Bitch