why am i allowed to draw
when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.
so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester
Adrian Shine, the leader of the Loch Ness Project, looks exactly like how I imagined the leader of the Loch Ness Project looks like - via http://ift.tt/23z6vND
What a masterpiece of a photo.
poonany
He looks like he knows everything
Except where Nessie is.
woofling
you guys thought that pharah was the only awkward one……think again lads
For the love of all that is holy, unmute.
I love you
admiralkannibal
bone-fiends
Is this “animation”
Yes.
this has made my life better
mundymustardworld
Fucking what
“Because it’s your birthday I give you fast kiss”
bravesound-deactivated20191223
captioned-vines
Dinah: [singing] “Always on the night shift, but I can’t stand these nights alone. And I don’t need no explanation. ‘Cause baby- “
Camilla: [off-key, shrill singing] “You’re the boss at home! You ain’t gotta go to work! [poor off-key vocalizing]
enajcosta
im not familiar w the dynamics of this group, but every time i see them this girl looks like someone in the crew was forced by their parents to bring along their clumsy annoying little sister who tries to dress like y'all, walk and talk like y'all but keeps falling over shit and giggling nervously about how scary everything is
Let’s bring this back
the caption has me weak
harem anime where everyone but the protagonist is sentient furniture
Y’know when vine collapsed I was worried there’d be a lack of quality new vids from you but boy was I fuckin’ wrong
crying sO HARD
Write a story where the plot is based on some song lyrics
She was happy, and she knew it. The urge to show it overwhelmed her. She clapped her hands.
She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital. Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth. Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.
justnerdyofficial
okay?
This isn’t about you. Mind your business
During dinner, my uncle revealed another weird autobiographical story. We were talking about the chemistry of bananas, and I brought up the fact that isoamyl acetate, responsible for the distinctive scent and flavor of banana, is the same chemical that’s found in honey bee attack pheromones.
My uncle explained that isoamyl acetate is used when testing the safety of gas masks. They make small glass vials in cardboard tubes that you can crush in an enclosed space, and if you smell banana while wearing a gas mask, there’s a leak. Apparently, he used to buy dozens of these little vials, and then go somewhere in public to covertly smash them, just to watch people try to figure out where the intense banana smell was coming from.
No reason. Just for the hell of it.
When I was ~13 I bought a jar of chocolate essential oil and used to carry it around with me and open it in public, just to watch people get increasingly angry over the fact that they were suddenly craving chocolate cake and couldn’t explain why. I brought it to a ‘battle of the bands’ at a YMCA once and unleashed chaos. My friends were particularly confused when the chocolate smell followed them into the car. I never did reveal my secret…