a commission for the wonderful @killyourrdarlingss !! thank you for commissioning me, i had so much fun with this as you can perhaps tell ;w;

this is my Succession

I did a redraw of an old Seb artwork! My icon for this page has been that pic since 2015!! Figured it was time to do a remaster, since I still really like how it looks small :) so here’s a remake with 5 more years of drawing under my belt~

They seem to be very good friends :)

Everyone in this show is so noble like you're starving and need to eat just fucking eat them oh my god

I SPOKE TOO SOON.... ANYWAY.... 💀

This is so disgusting though

I hope they find the idiot rich ppl I hope a teenager doesn't have to die a horrible nightmare death and then I also hope they immediately get slapped with a $500,000 bill to repay the taxpayer cost of rescuing them from their idiocracy and then also another $1billion dollars inconvenience fee of making us all hear about this for 3 days straight.

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it

“Planet of Love”, Richard Siken

i’m so sorry but it’s literally

oh youre right arent you. fuck you.

Pro Tip for Writers

If you want a great spelling check website, all you have to do is hit the "post/publish" button and all your mistakes will become abundantly obvious to you through the magic of absolute mortification

tried out hipaint and it works better now on my tab than when it was huion sketch, but i dunno if i vibe with the brushes or not 🤔 im thinking of jumping to procreate so i thought i'd get used to this one for now since it's supposed to be a knockoff lmao. i dont usually use other drawing apps and didn't wanna be alone in trying new things so i doodled widdle v without his usual outfit and with his real hair color

important question: if all of my OCs were in a dating sim who’s route would u pick

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

"why doesn't my food taste as good as restaurant food" "you need to be using way more butter and way more oil" wrong. You need to be using as much cocaine as the chef is

need a man who's battling with God

it's only hot if he's losing

i need more oc x oc ships in my life. this is a sign if ur lil guys are interested in my little guys we can set them up on a play date & see where it goes. hmu.