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Let's talk about the Bakugou Problem

Yes, everyone, it's finally time, what is probably my most requested rant: The Bakugou Problem. Or rather, the Bakugou problems, because there's two:

The first is the fact that he's an unrepentant asshole who is only now, at the end of the manga, truly starting to realize basic shit like 'apologizing'. The second is that, for all intents and purposes, the Bakugou the characters seem to interact with is a different person than what we're being shown.

There's been plenty of deep dives on his issues, so I doubt I'll propose anything new, but this should fun anyways, right? Let's start here:

I think, at the core, Bakugou's problem is he just never grew up.

Way, way back early on, we see some flashbacks to Earlygou, and in summary? Earlygou is an ass. Fun fact: for all that it's commonly held that Bakugou grew worse over time after getting his Quirk? He called Izuku Deku before that. He was just a bit ahead of the class, looked at Izuku's name, and saw 'Deku'. Boom, he starts saying it, and it's only further entrenched in his mind as he outperforms his peers physically, while Izuku lags behind.

Then he gets his Quirk. Let's quote what he's told: 'Ooh, another impressive Quirk! You could be a hero with a Quirk like that, Katsuki!'

I know we all think he got coddled for his Quirk, and later on he was, but that? That was just a teacher giving him the verbal equivalent of a gold star. Meanwhile, Bakugou?

'Makes sense. I'm awesome. I'm better than everyone else!', he thinks, while having this look on this face like he's being enlightened to a Fundamental Truth. He took some generic praise and ran off with it.

So yeah, Earlygou was an ass. Here's the thing: a lot of kids are assholes. It can be hard to remember sometimes, but kids, really young kids who don't get how the world works at all, do and think a lot of impulsive, assholish shit, not because they think the world revolves around them, but because they can't comprehend a world that isn't all about them.

Here's another thing: kids grow out of that. They realize, eventually, that other people matter, that their actions have consequences, and all that other stuff that makes people into functioning adults.

I don't blame Earlygou for being an assholish child. I blame Bakugou for never growing beyond that. And it's interesting to think about that, because his parents seem legit. His dad is quiet, sure, but he's solid and down to earth, and while Bakugou clearly takes after his mother, she also seems to have gotten the 'morals' message he didn't, and has concerns that he didn't do the same. They're not poor, and are working in fashion, and implied to be doing well enough that, if they're not rich, they're at the very least well off.

So... school, I guess? Here's one of the times where the setting suffers for its lack of lower level development, because I would love to see what non-Aldera schools were like. Everyone else in 1A seems like they wouldn't have a major problem with Izuku being Quirkless, or at least be mild enough in their prejudices to not spend their free time torturing him. Is Aldera different? Is it an age thing? Are they just the good eggs and would have had assholish classmates who would act like Aldera did? Would other teachers be OK with how Izuku was treated (my limited understanding of the depressing Japanese view on bullying says, 'yes', but fuck if I know, and honestly, two hundred years in the future, shouldn't they be better than modern Japan)? More than that, the public view on Quirklessness is, for understandable reasons (cough cough Bakugou), highly underdeveloped, so we don't know how much Izuku was treated was the normal, but I think part of the reason Bakugou got so bad is that he had Izuku near him, as this convenient target. By pushing down on the 'acceptable' target, all his peers approved him, cheered him on, which both fed his ego and his popularity, and combined with his high-status Quirk, this cycle continued swelling his head until we reached canon Bakugou, king of all he surveys. The kids follow him, the teachers suck up to him, his potential, his future, all are limitless!!!!

...Sigh. Before I keep going, let me touch on one other thing: Izuku trying to save Bakugou after he fell when they were children.

On the first take, it seems utterly unreasonable, how badly he responded to that, right? And the second, and third, it still seems the same.

Someone, somewhere, said this take in a comment in a fic I read and I've never been able to forget it: think about it from the view of a heroic saturated society.

Think about it from the lenses of MHA, where All Might is a few steps short of a god in the eyes of the public. Everyone knows him, everyone loves him, especially the kids, and especially Bakugou and Izuku.

Look at that scene again, how Izuku reaches down for him. Overlay him with All Might.

That is what Bakugou saw: Izuku making himself unto All Might. While Izuku just wanted to save him, of course, somewhere deep in his unconcious Bakugou took that symbolism and ran with it, and reached a completely (ir)rational conclusion: Izuku was looking down on him. It went, I imagine, a little something like this:

All Might is the strongest. All Might looks like that when saves other people, who are weaker than him. Izuku is channeling All Might, therefore he is saying that he is stronger than me.

Bakugou, in his child mind, saw Izuku, not as helping him, but T-posing at him. To him, that was Izuku trying to assert dominance.

And he never got over that. Never grew beyond that impression. Do you want to know the worst part about it, though, when you look at it that way?

Think about Bakugou again, and his motivations, with your Bakugou Logic goggles on: All Might is strong. Bakugou wants to be strong like All Might. All Might asserts his power over others by saving them. Therefore?

Bakugou wants to save people like All Might.

Can you imagine if Bakugou was built of that dynamic? Like, with Shirou in Fate, if that scene was etched in his mind forever, and he was obsessed with remaking it over and over, but on his terms, with him as the savior? Him as the one looking down on the weak?

Still canon-style Bakugou, still an asshole, still lusting for power... but when asked what he wanted to do with it, or why, he would answer: so I can save everyone.

And even if it was for the crudest, most self serving of reasons, even if it was only so he could feel good about himself and lord it over everyone else that he was the one who saved them; it would have been so much better than canon. There's so much fascinating complexity to explore in a character like that, as well as a clear path to redeem him: under that logic, Bakugou would, over time, learn to save people, not for his own satisfaction, but just because it's the right thing to do. Hell, even the way people treat him would make more sense, because even if he was an asshole, if his motivation, which he cheerfully shouts about at any given moment, was to save people, then suddenly his acceptance feels more realistic, doesn't it? Him being compared to Izuku as a rival makes more sense when both of them are in it to save everyone, that core of heroism, but each represent a different part of how modern heroism is expressed, with Bakugou as the corrupt, media saturated part of it, while Izuku channels the original, pure spirit of heroics.

Can you imagine that with me? What could have been in another life? It could have been beautiful.

But, sadly, that's nothing more than a dream, and we should return back to reality (though I might want to expand on that at some point, it really does sound interesting to me).

Change and Improvement. These are words that some hold in the air whenever Bakugou is judged harshly, and they wave them like talismans to try and banish others objections.

Let me tell you a truth: change and improvement are hollow words without context. They are a statement that something has happened, not a measure of how much it has happening. In many ways, this is similar to a unit of measurement, like inches, and a number of inches. If you're talking about something, and you say, 'it can be measured in inches'.... that is generally unhelpful. Saying that it is, say, eight inches long is far more useful information.

Still, these aren't exactly moral statements, and change in particular is distinctly amoral. If something has 'improved a little bit' it, you know that it's better, and generally how much. But is it good now? Was it good then?

Let me put it another way: say that, once a day, every day, I appear to you out of the shadows and force you to eat a cup of shit. Exactly a cup, every day, at 2:30 PM, without fail; nothing you do to protect yourself from me makes any difference, nowhere you go is safe. You can't run. You can't hide. I am inevitable. The shit is inevitable. You will eat that shit, no matter what you think about it.

Then, one day, I come with only a half cup, and from then on you are only forced to eat a half cup of shit a day instead of a full one.

Isn't that both a change and an improvement? It's literally half as bad; doesn't that sound like a lot better? Yet, while that may be true, is the situation actually better in a meaningful way, or it as firmly negative as it was before? Should you be mewling gratefully to me that I'm being less horrible to you, or can you still hold a grudge against me for everything I've done to you and continue to do?

What if I apologized, one day, after forcing yet another half cup down your throat? What if I told you that I shouldn't have done it, but the way you looked, the way you acted, that vapid, cow-like look of joy on your face... it was just so shitty that I had to, that you made me do it? Then I say this changes nothing, and that we're still on for tomorrow for your daily dose at the normal time.

Tell me something: do you feel better? Has my generous apology moved your heart? Are we friends now?

This is Izuku's situation in a nutshell. Bakugou's treatment has changed, has improved even. It's reached a point where there are actual differences in Izuku's daily life. That doesn't mean it's still not shit treatment, and it doesn't matter if it's served in a cup or a tablespoon, shit is still shit. And the thing is Bakugou treated him like shit, and he still treats him like shit.

Context matters. So let's talk about the context. Let's talk about what Bakugou did.

Well, first off, there's the Deku thing, but I feel a lot people don't get how bad that is, so let's spell it out in detail. Once upon a time, as I've said, Bakugou was a little better at reading than everyone else. He looked at Izuku's name and saw 'Deku' in this, and thought it was hilarious, and so he started talking about it.

Bakugou looked at his name, and saw Useless in it. He didn't just call Izuku that, he said, this is in your name, it always has been there, to the point that, all these years later, he physically struggles to use Izuku's actual name.

For Izuku's entire childhood, the one person truly on his side, who truly loved him, was his mother.... who gave him that name.

In other words, every time Bakugou called him that name, with that history behind it? Bakugou was telling him that, when Izuku was born, Inko looked at the child she held in her arms, turned to the nurse, and said, "I'll call him... Useless."

He called him this, every day, every time they talked, for over a decade. Saying that the real meaning of the name his mother gave him was useless.

But it's not just that, even. He led the school, his neighbors, effectively everyone Izuku knew in anywhere near his age group, to call him that. There were probably people in Aldera who didn't know Izuku by any other name. There were probably times Izuku thought of himself by that name, that his name was Useless. It's not that big a reach from responding to it as his name, after all, and by the time the story start's he was well trained in responding to it.

Then, there's the more 'basic' bullying; insults, taking his stuff, breaking his stuff, using his Quirk on him. Again, for years and years, until Izuku is beaten down into terrified compliance, where Bakugou blowing up his stuff, his desk, and him* in front of a teacher isn't something anyone even really notices anymore. And why does he do it? Because it's fun. Because he feels strong breaking things, hurting people, being the big man on campus. Because he wants attention, respect, glory.

Because he can. Because it's fun.

(*And isn't that weird, when you think about it? Bakugou has been hands free with his Quirk on Izuku since they were, what, four? Why doesn't Izuku have burns?

Bakugou uses explosions. His hands can burn hot enough (probably as part of the lighting process) to burn clothes, and that's when he's clearly holding back with it. There's no way he's been careful enough, kind enough to not hit skin with that his entire life. So why doesn't Izuku have burns from all that?

Answer? There is no good reason. You can mention how MHA humans are, well, inhumanly strong, but we see heat resistant Shoto being burned with boiling water; it's not like they're immune to it. More than that, though, Izuku is explicitly Quirkless. He is a mortal in a world of magic. He wouldn't have that same kind of resiliency.

So Izuku isn't burned because, A, Hori didn't want his main character to be scarred over, both for aesthetic reasons, and probably for ease of drawing, and B, because that would make Bakugou look worse. Because even then, back when Bakugou had consequences, that would be too much consequences for him, that he permanently scarred Izuku, since the Heroes Rising was the original ending, and Bakugou was always supposed to be redeemed. Hori probably figured, if he thought about it, that that was too far for the readers to forgive him for, and finally, C, he just didn't think about the consequences of Bakugou's actions.

But let's be honest: Izuku would be burned. The fact he isn't is just the prettying up of the situation.)

This is where Bakugou starts from: abusing Izuku to the point where he doesn't dare protest out of years of deeply ingrained terror, doing his best to systematically destroy Izuku's life, while being careful to avoid going too far and damage his chances for UA, which judging by his comment on smoking, may be the only real internal check he has on his behavior.

Because that's the thing; he's cruel, but calculatingly so. He's not a wild animal. It motivates him, but he can think about his actions, think about the possible consequences of them, how they'll react... and as long as they won't harm him, he's all for it.

Then we go to UA, and when he realizes that 'Deku' has a Quirk? Much less such a strong one? He attacks. Viciously, instinctively he goes into attack. He's stopped, but no consequences are given (more on that later), so he doesn't stop. Why would he? All he's learned is this teacher won't let him attack Izuku without a motive.

And then he gets one. Bakugou walks into the Battle Trial planning what he'll do to Izuku. His first words in there are don't dodge... which is especially bad considering what he'll say in a little bit.

His plan? To beat the living shit out of Izuku, to vent all his frustration on him, but stopping just short of it being bad enough for the Trial to be stopped. And as Izuku defies him (by dint of not letting himself be beaten up), he gets angrier and angrier at him for the gall of it, for the audacity to not lay down and let Bakugou beat him up until he feels better, until it reaches the point where Bakugou brings out those gauntlets of him.

'Dammit, Deku, don't dodge me!' 'He won't die if he dodges!'

Yeah. He says both of these things in the space of the same fight. When Bakugou fires that damn gauntlet of his, he's finally reached the point where, for the first time we've seen, he's no longer thinking of the consequences even a little. He wants to kill Izuku, if only to prove that his Quirk, that he, is better (note this too; we'll talk more later about this) than Izuku and his Quirk.

Well, for obvious reasons, that doesn't work out for him, since Izuku's Quirk is the strongest in existence, and small fraction of it, badly used, is still enough to clap Bakugou's attack, enhanced by support equipment (who the hell approved that, by the way? It literally destroys buildings. It seemingly exists for no other reason than to cause massive collateral damage). Then he's forced into an existential crisis when Deku 'wins'. His arm is broken, he's beat up, but by the rules of the game he won anyways and because of that, Bakugou's world collapses.

This, more than anything, I think is Bakugou's true catalyst for change: not being saved by 'Deku', but losing to him. Granted, being saved is enough to force him to avoid him, but it probably helped that Izuku only bought him moments of air. He may have saved him, but All Might did the work, All Might the strongest, the greatest, his idol.

This though? This was Izuku surpassing him, and all on his own.

And I want to pause to consider something here: something that was stressed since the beginning of the story, and still is, besides the terrible mixed messaging at times, is that being heroic is more important to being a hero than sheer ability. Izuku was heroic with his complete lack of ability at the start, after all, while All For One is one of the strongest beings in the setting, and is the farthest thing from heroic. And when you look at Bakugou, as we're introduced to him? There's not a speck of that in him. There's no kindness, no mercy, no sympathy; Bakugou has no positive aspects to him. He has talent, talent for days, but talent isn't a person, a personality. He is a creature of pure ability, and nothing more, and that makes him a singularly unheroic creature.

But the story continues, and Bakugou is forced to confront his own weakness compared to his classmates... except, you know, he doesn't. Even as he does everything wrong, as picks fight with classmates, teachers, villains he should be avoiding... he faces no real consequences for it.

Because, as I've said? Bakugou used lethal force on Izuku. Knowingly. As a teacher tells him not to. That... that sounds like something that even a normal school would be concerned about, much less this elite school that is focused around being a hero, and whose student body is largely comprised of very lethal people, who they intent to unleash upon the world with minimal restrictions on their behavior.

I mean, forget the school; why is All Might fine with this? Aizawa? Nezu? Any of these teachers? How about all of their fellow students, all of who are heroic, and watched this happen live, and All Might's response, no less?

This is the second problem of Bakugou: what they see, talk to, and interact with, doesn't seem to match with the reality that we see, and these two problems are so intertwined that is hard to talk about them separately.

Because on Day One of school, Bakugou attempts to murder his fellow student, and no one cares. The worst he gets is a waggled finger. The fact that he isn't expelled is mind boggling beyond belief, when you pause for a second and consider that fact.

Aizawa talks like he just rough housed too hard or something, and the worse thing All Might mentions is failing the exercise.

This is something that many people have talked about, and at times have named many different ways. For this, I've decided to call it, 'Bakugou's Tsundere Field', because it makes other people act like Bakugou is tsundere, acting tough but with a kind heart, instead of just... acting like a shit person. You know, like he does.

Like I said, it's hard to realistically seperate that from Bakugou's general behavior, so I'm just going to keep going and point it out as I go along.

Next, let's talk about... the Sports Festival. The Sports Festival is where, if you need the reminder, Bakugou starts things off by insulting everyone else and making them hate his class. Twice.

First, by insulting the, admittedly vulture like crowd gawking over 1A's near death experience (I still don't like that), and the second as the valedictorian, where his 'speech' is his two sentence statement that he's going to be first... and yet, for some reason, Izuku watches this and marvels over how he's changed. Because normally, he'd do this but he'd be gloating. Izuku. Izuku. This isn't some mind boggling big thing to be in awe of.

Actually, let's chat about that a bit, because that's honestly such a big problem it's almost a third concern on it's own right: Izuku is our major narrator, right? So we get a lot of our views on Bakugou from his perspective, and... well, he's very much an unreliable narrator, whenever it comes to Bakugou. Every time he talks, there's this sense of awe in it that's been there ever since he was a child; it taints his narrative every time he talks about Bakugou, makes it always more positive than it should be.

Because, wow, Bakugou, that's different from before, an improvement, right? Well guess what? That shit is still shit, even if there's less of it. Izuku is just so biased, so traumatized, such... an abuse victim, that he he takes what Bakugou gives him and doesn't think there's anything wrong with it, because he, Deku, has no self respect, and Bakugou is the biggest and the baddest, the most beloved of their childhood, and it's something he never seems to get past. Even when he stands up to Bakugou, fights him, he still can't get past staring at him in awe, and barely ever complains about how he's being treated.

And because Izuku is our main viewpoint? This view on Bakugou taints our view on him, and it's easy to look at him with Izuku's admiring eyes.

But I digress. In the cavalry battle, Bakugou basiclly breaks the rules by flying off the horse, but gets away with it because of a technicality, which, you know, is great impulse to nurture: it's fine as long as it's technically legal! Sounds really heroic, right? Like something you want your law enforcement to live by?

Meanwhile, during this same fight, both Aizawa and All Might praises him for his ambition, and I just. Do you know what Bakugou says right before they think about that?

'I'm going to be Number One and leave piles of bodies in my wake!', he screams, while literally throwing a tantrum on national television and hitting the top of Kirishima's head like it's a desk.

...Wow. You know what? Maybe you two are mixing tenacity with bloodlust. That's one of the least heroic things I've ever heard in my life, and yet everyone just falls over themselves to praise him for it just because he's not content to settle for second place.

It's times like that I have to wonder: are they... are they seeing something different than what we do? Are all of Bakugou's most violent phrases and actions edited out for them? Did Hori add them for his fans? Or is it just The Tsundere Field(TM)?

Not even mentioning third stage where: he's praised for taking a woman 'seriously' for no apparent reason, and dragging it out when he would normally, just like he always does, just leap in mindlessly to attack, and this one time he really thinks it through it backfires when Ochaco turns it back around on him, only for him to just... over power it, with no ill effects. This comes with the double plus stupid on his part of him doing that because he's... what, afraid of her touching him?

Seriously? This entire post exists for me to call Bakugou out, but even I can't call him a coward. Every time he fights a villain, all of which want to kill him, and one who has Ochaco's power but lethal, he still charges in. Moreover, all it does it make you weightless; Bakugou's power explicitly gives him a way around that; if she tosses him, he can just fly back to the stage.

So... why is this a thing? This is a thing so, when the heroes, who at this point are symbolizing the audience's discontent with Bakugou, start complaining, Aizawa can step in, verbally slap them, us, and then explain how great Bakugou is, which get magnified by how casually he shoots down her plan at the end.

And here's the super special bonus problem with all of this: a hero's job isn't to protect themselves. A hero's job is to protect everyone else. Even if they, personally, are hurt, a hero is expected to risk their health, and lives, so that the general public is safe. You want to know what the problem is when protecting yourself and allowing the villain time to do things in the process? It means they get to do things. Like, say, set up a giant meteor shower that could cause mass casualties? You know, like what Ochaco actually did as Bakugou held back?

This is that plan that, need I remind you, Eraserhead was defending.

Then there's the fight with Shoto where, under the actual logic of the setting, according to Hori's very notes on how their Quirks work, Shoto should have froze him and thusly stopped him in his tracks, no fire needed, since it would stop Bakugou from sweating. But, instead, Bakugou powers through, somehow, and clinches a win anyways. And then, and this is after he eavesdrops on Shoto's conversation, BTW, which means he knows exactly why Shoto doesn't use his fire, he throws a fit that Shoto didn't use his fire on him anyways (which, considering he sweats nitroglycerin, means he would have exploded).

Now let's look at the Intern Arc, and I'll be honest: no matter how much a non-character Best Jeanist, I'll always be a fan of him for one simple reason:

When everyone else looked at Bakugou, and says, 'This kid is awesome', this is the one person in the entire setting who saw a problem. And as a bonus, he acts to do something about it.

In the same vein, I'll never forgive Hori for making him seem like such a pretentious twit, much less how hard he ends up cheering for Bakugou's every word later in the series. I'm relooking at these manga chapters, and his big attempt seems to be... jelling up Bakugou's hair, and... something like focusing the body and mind via the power of... tight jeans.

Wow. I mean, wow. The one time we get someone honestly, actually trying to change Bakugou for the better, to call him for what he is, and his big plan to do this is apparently giving him a new look.

Really? Like, beyond how much of a failure of an opportunity this is, beyond how it makes Best Jeanist look useless, it can give the reader that the impression that the reason why Bakugou is so wild and untamed is that those who want to reign him in are elitists who are wildly disconnected to reality, that he is right to be this way, because people following the rules are just holding him back.

And we come to... sigh. The Final Exam test. The fact that anyone who has spent five minutes with Izuku and Bakugou thinks that this clustefuck needs to happen is more proof of the terrifying powers of the TF. I mean, I just... when one person is constantly yelling, constantly aggressive, constantly swearing, constantly throwing fits, and this same person is constantly picking fights with another student, who, at worst, defends himself, and and more often just seems to take it..... what do you think they need?

Is it to be thrown together into a teamwork based, sink or swim test with seemingly enormous penalties for failure? Or is it to make one of them get therapy? And also detention?

Well, according to All Might, Aizawa, Nezu, and who knows who else....

*shrugs helplessly*

If only we could use Bakugou's powers for good, rather than making Izuku suffer.

But we can't. So the school locks an abuser and his victim together in a pseudo-deathmatch where teamwork is required to survive, as a form of therapy to treat the lack of cooperation that comes entirely from one party. Wonderful.

And, as anyone could predict, this promptly goes terribly. Bakugou attacks his teammate for the crime of... *checks notes* trying to work together with him against All Might, the strongest being in the setting. This is such a terrible crime because *checks notes again* ...Bakugou can totally take him.

Bakugou Katsuki, everybody. A 'genius' with the brain of a yipping chihuahua trying to fight a mastiff.

Recovery Girl watches this happen live and just goes, 'They're just absolutely the worst team, those two."

And oh, and I'm going to be honest, when you look at Recovery Girl she's kind of a piece of shit. She barely gets any scenes and any time they involve Izuku (a lot of that small amount) they are pure ass. But this? This just takes the cake.

Wow. They're such bad teammates, sure. Such heroic insight. Why, that's like saying putting Muscular on the same team with Kouta would be a bad team! That would have some truly terrible teamwork as well, right? It's something that is technically correct, but is just.... so heinously missing the core of the problem that you honestly have to wonder what in the actual fuck she's thinking. All Might and Aizawa, at least, have the excuse that they don't see that, at least as far as we know, but she deadass watches it happen, what the fuck.

And, as it has often been pointed out, Bakugou passes, after attacking his teammate and being carried out afterwards while Sero, who heroically sacrifices himself for the win and never once attacks his teammate, loses for exactly the same thing.

Simply marvelous.

Now let's move Training Camp Arc... where, when Bakugou is informed in the middle of an attack by villains that he is the target (and oh, we'll get to that in a moment). What is his first response to this? What does he do?

Le-fucking-roy right at them. Here's something that bothers me about how the story talks about Bakugou: he's so intelligent, he's analytical, all this stuff... but every time he gets into a fight? Or near a fight? His response is always, always to jump in. Needless to say, a heedless charge at the problem backfires, and he's captured. Surprise!

And back to Bakugou as target: the League of Villains watch him on TV and the first thing they thought about him is, I like the cut of his jib.

The worst people look at Bakugou and say he's clearly one of them.

This... this is something that's never really discussed. There's a press conference, Aizawa basiclly says he's too heroic to ever join them (ironically, since Bakugou's argument isn't about heroism or villainy, but that they're losers), and this just... never comes up again. There's no doubt in anyone's mind about anything after Eraserhead gives him that support

No one is concerned that, hey, maybe he did actully join them. Or the man with ten-thousand Quirks did something to him, brainwashed him, and honestly? That's not even a reach. That is actually what AFO was planning to do to him. This is a setting, need I remind you, where actual brainwashing Quirks exist, much less whatever the fuck happens to the Nomu and no one is concerned, after they all agree that there is already a mole, that Bakugou could become another mole, or maybe even was that original mole in the first place. No one goes, 'Hmm, well, the scum of Japan think he's one of them, maybe this is something we should be concerned about?'

I mean, fuck, no one just sits Bakugou down and tells him to pull his shit together, your image is ass and the media is probably going to be watching you until you die, ready to stain you with the accusation of villainy, and they can make your life hell if you slip up, and so far you don't seem even seem to care. Also, your heroic career, that you're oh so concerned about, is never going to get off the ground if everyone thinks your a villain, and a villain will never be Number One.

There's just... nothing. Bakugou is made out of warning signs, one the entire fucking setting ignores at times, but this is just... fuck.

Alright. Bakugou vs Izuku Two; Wank Bakugou Harder!

Actually, no. Before that... let's talk about one of the major lead ups to that: Bakugou finding out about OFA. Why? In part to force him into the plot, sure, but a large part of it is Izuku feeling... guilty. He feels guilty for lying to him, guilty for seeming to have a Quirk of his own; I'm not really going anywhere with this, I just want to talk about how fucked up that mentality is, that he felt he owed Bakugou that. He owes Bakugou nothing. Bakugou isn't his friend, isn't even his acquaintance, he's his abuser. Bakugou doesn't treat him in a way that deserves such sympathy, much less information on one of the greatest secrets in the setting. If Bakugou wants to assume that Izuku somehow hid that he had a Quirk for his entire life? Allowed himself to be constantly beat down, insulted, and mistreated, and for what? For this one gotcha moment of surprising Bakugou? Let him. If he's too stuck in his own idiocies to think of anything else, let him wallow in his own ignorance.

Anyways, BvI2: also known as that time Bakugou pulled his frequent victim aside to attack him and both of them got in trouble for it.

And this is billed as this big thing for Izuku, but he fights against Bakugou, metaphorically, all the time, and he's already had this big moment of physical defiance in BvI1. This fight isn't about Izuku, on any level. This fight exists solely for Bakugou. It starts because he starts it, he starts it because he feels upset and violence is apparently how he sorts through his emotions, and he wins it because he needs to.

But not just because he needs to win, oh no, there's more to that. Thematically, you see, this is important for Bakugou's growth. Or rather, the idea of his growth that never seems to persist between his growth moments. You see, thematically, Bakugou stands for victory via force, but him winning this fight doesn't make him right, doesn't give him All Might's approval, and to him, that's almost a paradox; that paradox is needed to move beyond who he is.

But that's the thing though. Bakugou needs it. Bakugou needs to win for Bakugou's growth. This growth is, both literally and thematically, at the expense of Izuku, because Izuku? If he won this, just... out matched Bakugou in a fight, no tricks, no technicalities, no crippling injuries, none of the things from their first fight? That would have been huge for him, for his confidence. It would have been Izuku, heroic Izuku, finally and truly eclipsing his old bully in every possible way, and that would have been great for him, for his confidence, for his self respect. Moreover, though, that still would have been good for Bakugou, because even when he loses, he never loses, and he could use an actual, humbling defeat to help screw his head on straight.

But Bakugou loses all the time, I hear people say? He lost in their first fight, true, but that's a technicality; anyone looking at them would know who won combat wise. He won the Sports Festival, even though he bitches about how it wasn't 'right'. He loses against All Might, sure, but All Might is the strongest man on the planet; that loss means nothing. Moreover, he wins against him through the goal of the exam at the end anyways. He loses to the villains, sure, but it was a bunch of them against him; it wasn't a fair fight, which is the whole reason him picking it was stupid in the first place. And now, here, he could have finally had a real loss to give him some perspective... but he doesn't.

Moreover, Hori just... hypes up Explosion as a Quirk more than it really deserves. Is it a good Quirk? Strong? Sure. But let's be honest here: he sweats nitroglycerin. Literally, his Quirk is his two parents mashed together into the best possible option, and it's basiclly lazy ass chemistry via genetics. There is, by the very definition of the substance that he explicitly makes, a cap to how much it can do with a certain volume; that's why new, more explosive explosives were made to replace it

One For All, all the heroic thematics aside, is literally just pure power. All Might changes the weather with a punch on accident; I'm convinced if he punched the ground and meant it, he could actually fuck up Japan as a island. The cap with OFA is yes. There is no way, under the logic of the setting, that Bakugou can ever contest that.

Like, look at Endeavour: when he wants more fire, he makes more fire. It's bigger. What the fuck is Bakugou going to do, rain his sweat on people? What happens when he dehydrates, because again, this is his sweat, which comes from his body? Cluster doesn't even make sense, really, that he somehow super concentrates it to make it more powerful, and AP Shot is literally him making a circle with his fingers before blowing up a bomb in it, yet somehow it makes, like, a laser?

The thing is that more loose Quirks, like Endeavour's, again, aren't as limited to science as the more 'realistic' Quirks like Bakugou's, so there's nothing really saying he can't just... make more flames. He could damage himself, sure, but since he already pulls that shit out of nothing, Endeavour increasing the volume of his magic ass firebending isn't hard to accept. Hori wrote himself into a hole here because if Bakugou just made explosions by magic? If he just... conceptually made explosions? A lot of this stuff would make sense (except AP Shot; fuck AP Shot), and it feels like that's how he treats it sometimes. But that's not what he did: it was his Dad's Acid Sweat with his Mom's Glycerin which means he sweats explosive sweat. And then, when it's convenient, he has shit like the Gauntlets, and basiclly all the rest of his support gear, that are explicitly filled with his sweat.

Bakugou's powers are basiclly whatever the fuck Hori wants at any given moment, and it's honestly frustrating when he tried to play so much of this setting's powers so seriously at first, and Bakugou's Quirk in particular is explained more than almost anyone else, and yet he tosses it the moment he thinks of something that sounds cool.

...But I've gotten off topic. The point is, OFA is OP and Izuku should have just won that on pure ability alone.

Anyways, after all this, the teachers finally come, once it's settled in Bakugou's favor, and they're both in trouble. For a fight that was 100% Bakugou's fault.

So, throughout all of this, Bakugou has changed, yes, but beyond the first couple of days, the changes have been grudging and glacial, and the reasons why are best exemplified in the License Exam where we find out that, for all intents and purposes, Bakugou is incapable of showing basic empathy. I mean, fuck, he fails to show that when, with any amount of logic, much less that of the genius Bakugou, would say that now is the time to fake it. An actual, factual sociopath would do better than him, purely because they would know to act for their own betterment.

(And the fact that his teachers look at this, explicit proof that he is seemingly incapable of actually trying to save a person, but do nothing with this information speaks volumes.... mostly about how bad Hori is at writing Bakugou and the implications of what he does constantly. Surely there's no way that, without the Author hyping him up, they'd just let that slide, right? ...Right?)

But, then, hope on the horizon! He has a make up exam, and it's apparently centered around pounding basic morals/how to deal with civilians into his thick skull! Surely, this is the time Bakugou will finally, finally, get the point, right?

And that's the thing: he does. There's this, probably to other people, touching moment where he sees himself in this asshole kid and talks about how you can't just look down on people. And it's like... finally. Finally! The switch has finally been flicked! He gets it! Change, improvement, development, fina-

Then the second he gets out of it he promptly goes back to calling everyone extras.

That dynamic in many ways is the perfect embodiment of Bakugou's development, and it's... It's like watching someone fighting off a disease. There's an infection, right and symptoms increase. Sometimes the symptoms appear out of nowhere, sometimes they increase over the span of several days. They peak, finally, then they fall back down, again either dramatically, or over the span of several days, and then you are back to normal.

Bakugou makes changes. He makes realizations. He gets 'humbled'. He has a single moment of heroism that the narrative hypes up, sometimes with a bit of build up before hand for a few chapters, and with people sometimes reacting to it for a few chapters afterwords.

And then it passes, like he's just finished fighting off a case of Morals.

You see, Bakugou is well liked. And, honestly, I get it. The asshole can be therapeutic to root for, at times. The problem is that he's too popular, and that this story is too about people being good. So Bakugou, to keep the fan base, to keep the sales, has to stay Bakugou, stay the unrepentant asshole constantly telling people to die.

But, at the same time, Bakugou is an anti-hero, basiclly, and this is a setting that just... can't handle the complexity of an anti-hero, in how people react to them, what they do and the morality of it, how it would affect society and so on, and so Bakugou can't stay as Bakugou, has to grow and be better and become a hero proper.

So... Hori goes, 'Why not both?' Thus, Bakugou gets his moments of 'development', and a slow, slow, slow trend to the better, and the fans get to see him do his thing, even though he's 'changed'. And it's easy, when you just sit back and accept the narrative, to believe that. But if you don't....

All of that? It makes his character empty because after a certain point, it's clear that Bakugou won't change, in so many fundamental levels, even if everyone around him acts like he does. Like attacking his teammates, like blindly charging the enemy , like constantly insulting everyone around him is just different because he's The New Bakugou now, like it's just fun and games, even when this was a dead serious problem early on. He didn't stop, he didn't change, or dial it back; everyone else just started acting differently when he does it. The same way in day one he attacks Izuku for having a Quirk, far later on he throws his metal... hair thing at him for daring to talk about his Quirk. And it, like, impales him, but haha! It's just funny now, it's so funny, that we can apparently see Izuku's brain! It's funny that, when Izuku is seriously thinking about his predecessors, Bakugou just instantly insults them for not being famous! Look at how patient Izuku is dealing with him as he acts like a bratty five year old child throwing a fit, look how fond All Might is as he insults his beloved teacher that he probably has deep seated trauma about regarding her untimely death!

In the War Arc, where Bakugou 'Rises'? Maybe ten minutes before his 'Rise', he was threatening to attack Izuku for daring to ask why he's following him. In a war zone.

The entire story, Bakugou has been described as a creature of instinct, a natural born warrior with a talent for battle. All of that is to contrast him with Izuku: where Izuku, instinctively, has the urge to save, Bakugou has the instinctive urge to fight. This is fundamental to him, a core characteristic, one of the (many) ways it's explained about how good he is at fighting.

And yet, suddenly, when Izuku is in danger, he moves without thinking (aka instinctively), but it's not attack Shigaraki, which, you know, he was shouting about doing not too long ago, it's to save Izuku.

And. And am I supposed to believe that?

I mean, fuck. In the FInal Arc, he has a Big Speech in response to SFO: about being 'way over fear and rejection since long ago', which SFO was talking in the context of how they create inequality in society, and how he wants to fix it... which, doesn't that mean Bakugou just doesn't care about them? Because being over them doesn't actually solve them, genius, it just means you, personally, are beyond them, and even now, he still treats everyone like they're unequal to him. Bakugou has always been the one to profit from inequality in society, between his Quirk, his talent, his well off family, so honestly all of that rings hollow.

He talks about how he has friends now, who are willing to move beyond them, and OK, that works a bit better, except when he still doesn't treat them like friends, in fact not too long ago he yelled at Momo for getting his stupid ass chuunibyou name wrong.

Or, maybe a minute later, when Bakugou gets a power up and/or realization about how SFO moves or something, and you know what he does? He instantly charges in blindly, alone, and is killed over it. Right after this speech about teamwork, while everyone was just... cheering his determination, and prissy Best Jeanist says, with a straight face and actual awe, 'Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight'.

And then when he sees Bakugou get smacked around, Eraserhead's first thought is to scream, desperately, 'Save him! Save him so he can try and become the Number One Hero!' in the middle of all this shit that is happening.

All of this is presented to us as this... thrilling thing, with music that is going to be swelling in the background when its animated, and everyone cheering him on, right before he's tragically struck down for being too stupid to live (no, seriously, SFO actually lampshades this. Before this big 'dramatic' moment, he says that getting up close to him is pure idiocy, and all that it will do is allow you to get get smashed by an All Might like power. Then, you know, Bakugou closes in, again, because he had bitchslapped Bakugou before, and then a second time during that boast, and it goes exactly as SFO said) and we're supposed to mourn him. Again, actually, even though this is a blatant set up for him powering up, since this is literally the same set up as the War Arc.

All of this work, all of this emotion, and all of it rings hollow because, well, it's Bakugou, and no amount of trying to hype up teamwork battle is going to make it work for me when the second the Big Moment is over he reverts to his normal asshole routine.

That Tsundere Field, guys. Too strong, too broken.

While I'm at it, let's talk about Bakugou being Quirkist, because, well, he is. It's a big part of his early character: the reason he rags on Izuku so hard, so successfully, the reason he's so big and important as a child, is about Quirks. When they get introduced the past users? His first comment is that they have weak Quirks.

Izuku saves him and he still doesn't think much about him; it's only later when he starts actually acknowledging Izuku.

When he has a Quirk.

And it's not just a Quirk, it's more than that: it's a strong Quirk, powerful. Enough for him to defeat Bakugou. All the respect Bakugou builds for Izuku? And while it stagnates for awhile, I do have to admit he does respect Izuku more than he did originally... and it's not because Izuku is kind, or heroic; he still hates that. No, he starts respecting Izuku because he is strong. His respect isn't about Izuku as a person, it's about Izuku's Quirk. All his respect, slowly built up throughout the series, comes from the corrupt foundation that Izuku is worth respecting only because he has a Quirk. Later, this gets worse because he learns about OFA and starts valuing Izuku as important, but it's only because his Quirk is important. It's All Might's Quirk. His second fight with Izuku is because of it's All Might's Quirk. He starts training him (that one time, and apparently never gain) because it's All Might's Quirk. When Izuku goes 'rogue'? And when he heroically goes to hunt him down? One of the first thing he does is talk about how he's so great because he has One For All, and then calls him an All Might wannabie*.

And you know what? I just talked about Class A hunting down Izuku recently, but let's talk about that more, because I hate it so much.

I really, honestly wonder if Hori is blind to the parallel he set up here, or if he invoked it on purpose, to try and show how Bakugou has 'improved'.

Look back at the first chapter, where we first see Bakugou. Think about that dynamic: Izuku, beaten down, on one side, while on the other, Bakugou. Strong, proud, with minions at his back, all of them ready to throw down at his command.

The thing is? The first time is shown as clearly villainous in nature, a cruel bully against someone who is weak but heroic. The second time, everything is the same, but it's shown differently. Bakugou is being shown as heroic for doing this, heroic for leading Izuku's friends to hunt him down, heroic for attacking him.

*And ah, Bakugou the Hypocrite. Let's finish this up by talking about Bakugou's name. When we first talk about hero names, Bakugou's naming sense is much like it is for his final name, and Midnight promptly shoots down every one of them because, well, they aren't heroic, and the story pokes fun at him a little because he clearly doesn't get it.

Then it's the War Arc. Bakugou has 'grown', there's all this hype for his big heroics moments, and he announces his new name... Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight. And I'm just wondering... am I getting punked? This is the the same shit as before! No, actually it's worse than that, it's bigger, longer, and more ridiculous.

The universal response is that it's tacky. Nejire thinks it's disgusting. Mirio literally thinks it's a joke.

But the story itself treats it seriously, and over time? People start accepting it, taking it seriously as well, treating that stupid name with respect. What the fuck kind of hero name has the word murder in it? What kind of hero calls himself a god?

And finally, it's Dynamight. Which resembles All Might, the Greatest, Most Beloved Hero, the one Bakugou has always considered the best and viewed as his goal to surpass.

And yet he says that Izuku, who is calling himself Deku, is the one viewing himself as an All Might wannabie.

This was a long, but VERY interesting character breakdown of probably the worst anime character of all time.

I don't know the ending, but something that would "justify" his behavior is if Izuku/Deku died at the end, and Bakugou steps up and says, "This is the story of how I became the greatest hero of all time." And while the Bakugou fans and everyone else are sobbing, Kohei Horikoshi chuckles and says, "I just think the superhero thing needs to die already."

Not gonna happen, but just a thought. Like one big fucking massive punked thing.

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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Tai 2.0 Part 3

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Jaune: What is it?

Yang: It's some place very important to me. It's where I go when I'm about to make a big decision in my life.

Jaune: Really? Like what?

Yang: Like graduating Signal, or going to Beacon, or after our first kiss.

Jaune: (Chuckles) That was pretty big, huh?

Yang: Yeah, but... not as big as this.

Jaune: Whatever it is, I'm with you.

Yang: I know, but hearing you say that. (Smiles) It makes me less nervous.

Jaune: Oh, is that the ocean?

Yang: Yeah, we're here. (Lets go of Jaune)

Jaune: (Slowly follows behind) Yang?

Yang: Jaune, there's someone I want you to meet. (Steps aside, Reveals a golden grave) Dad, meet Jaune Arc, my boyfriend. Jaune, meet Taiyang Xiao Long, my father.

Jaune: Ummm... Hello Mr. Xiao Long. It's nice to meet you.

Yang: He preferred Tai, Jaune. *Sits on the ground, and pats a spot next to her*

Jaune: *Sits next to Yang* Sorry.

Yang: It's fine. *Leans against Jaune* I know this a bit... out there, but talking to him helps me think.

Jaune: How often do you come out here?

Yang: I come out here every few weeks or so. Ruby too. Mom comes out here at least once a week usually more.

Jaune: Oh.

Yang: Yeah, we all miss him a lot. I was only five when they left for that mission. I have some good memories of him, but Ruby. She barely remembers him. She was just too young.

Jaune: That's terrible.

Yang: It is. Mom blames herself. Uncle Qrow does too. Me, I blame Raven.

Jaune: Why do you blame her? Summer said she wasn't on that mission.

Yang: I blame her because she wasn't there. If she stayed then maybe she would have been able to save dad. Maybe they don't even go on that mission. But...

Jaune: Yang?

Yang: ...But if she stayed then I wouldn't have Ruby.

Yang: It's one of the reasons why I can't completely hate her, but... it still doesn't change the fact that she abandoned me. Abandoned us. (Looks at Tai, Sighs) You would've forgiven her, though, wouldn't you, Dad? Mom said that she could have stabbed you right in the gut, and you still would have loved her all the same. (Sniffs) Why? After everything she's done, and the things she didn't do, why is it now that she's choosing to come back? (Tears roll down) And why isn't for me, her own daughter?!

Jaune: ...Sometimes... People are selfish, sometimes. And they get so focused on something in front of them, they forget everything else around them. They forget people who love them, or are expecting them, and it's only too late that they realize how much they really lost. (Wraps arm around Yang's shoulder) You say she's horrible, but Summer says she's really complicated. I don't know who she is, but if she's making you feel this bad just thinking about her...

Yang: (Wipes her eyes)

Jaune: Then I won't let her hurt you anymore.

Yang: Jaune... (Leans into Jaune, Kisses him)

Jaune: (Kisses her back, Pushed down) Mm! Y-Yang! Your dad is right there!

Yang: [on top of jaune] So~ are you really gonna deny your smoking hot girlfriend kisses after you promised you wouldn't let anyone hurt me

Jaune:.........cant argue with that logic [pulls yang into a kiss]

Ruby: Yang Jaune you out here mom said to come back to the hou-OH WHAT THE BUTT YANG!?

Yang: [stops kissing jaune] R-Ruby?! Heya little sis

Ruby: Don't "Heya little sis" me YOU SNUCK OFF WITH MY BOYFRIEND SO YOU COULD MAKE OUT WITH HIM!

Yang: You mean OUR boyfriend

Ruby: OH HERE WE GO

Jaune: um girls calm down im sure we ca-

Ruby/Yang: STAY OUT OF IT!!!

As the 2 sisters argue jaune chuckles nervously as the ghost of taiyang can be seen with his arms crossed while leaning against one of the trees with a smile on his face

Ghost Tai: [chuckles] good luck "New tai" [disappears]

Meanwhile a familiar black raven with red eyes can be seen on the tree above where tai's ghost once stood and seems to be staring at jaune specifically

???: found you

Blake: *Crying* So I ran. Ran from Adam and from the Fang... I'm sorry.

Kali: Oh, Blake...

Ghira: Kitten, I'm proud of you.

Blake: B-But I destroyed everything that you worked so hard to build. I hurt so many people.

Ghira: You were following a man that you thought you could trust. That we thought you could trust. And when you realized the path he was taking you down you left-

Blake: I ran.

Ghira: You left. There are many people who would have stayed. Committing worse and worse acts of violence until anything that could justified. But you left, and now you're training to be a huntress. To protect all people. And I'm very proud of you for that.

Blake: I-I...

Ghira: I love you. Always remember that.

Blake: I love you too dad.

Ghira: Now, when do you think you'll be able to visit?

Blake: Maybe in a month or two.

Ghira: Hmmm. It's been a few years since I visited Vale. It might be time to do so.

Kali: That's a wonderful idea!

Ghira: Then it's decided. We'll get on the first available ship.

Blake: But Adam-

Ghira: Oh I doubt he'll be a problem.

Blake: Okay dad. I can't wait to see you again.

Ghira: Neither can I.

Kali: It'll be great to see you and Summer again. Maybe see her new boyfriend too. ...Speaking of boyfriends.

Blake: I don't have a boyfriend.

Kali: Girlfriend?

Blake: …Maybe …soon.

Nora: You know what your problem is?

Pyrrha: Huh?

Nora: You're too scared of the future! You try to prepare for every possibility, but when the impossible shows up, you get cold feet and have to take a few seconds to figure out what you want to do. Well, I say go for it!

Pyrrha: Nora, that's-

Nora: Look at Ren; he's the perfect man. A man's man. The very definition of the peak of testosterone!

Ren: (Arranging flowers outside with Summer, Wearing a frilly sunhat and gloves)

Pyrrha: I... see.

Nora: You need to get off your butt and take a chance. I did, and if I didn't, that fine piece of ass out there would be someone else's arm candy! So go for it, Pyrrha! FOR GLORY!

Pyrrha: I...

Weiss: She's right.

Pyrrha: Weiss?

Weiss: Hesitation is the enemy of our choices and it is an enemy we must rout. If we stay as we are, expecting nothing to change, then everything will change, and never in our favor. We have waited long enough. The time to act is now.

Pyrrha: Weiss... You're right! (Stands up) I have to go find Jaune, before it's too late! (Leaves)

Weiss: (Stands up) And I need to discuss something with Blake. (Leaves)

Nora: ...So no one is going to get me more milk for my cereal? (Groans) Fine, I'll have to take my own advice and get it myself.

Pyrrha: *Walking through the back yard and down the path Ruby went down*

Summer: Good luck Pyrrha, I hope he says yes!

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Weiss: *Walks into Summer's room* Blake, I believe we need to talk about our current relationship.

Kali: Oh, I like the sound of that!

Blake: Mom...

Ghira: We'll give you two your privacy. We'll call again soon. *call ends*

Blake: Okay you want to talk about our... relationship?

Weiss: Yes. I believe that while our current friendship is great, fantastic even, that we should try to... umm. We should become... I would like to...

Blake: Yes?

Weiss: ...I apologize. This was sort of a spur of the moment thing. I haven't had time to prepare a speech.

Blake: Why would you need a prepared speech?

Weiss: I suppose you're right. I don't. *Sighs* I want you to know that you mean quite a lot to me. You've opened my eyes to many things I simply wished to ignore. You've challenged me, and I appreciate that. And now I realize that...

Blake: Go on.

Weiss: I realize that I want to be more than simply your teammate or your friend. I want to hold you every night and listen to you purr. I want to be with you.

Blake: Oh...

Weiss: Is that okay?

Blake: I... I wasn't expecting this so soon. I thought there would be a few more awkward glances.

Weiss: Like your books?

Blake: (Giggles) A little, yes. As for your answer... (Walks up to Weiss) I'd like to give this a try.

Weiss: That's... not what I expected to hear.

Blake: I do like you, Weiss, but I still have a lot to accept with myself. I did a lot of bad things. Horrible things. I hurt people. Ruined them. Dating me might put you in danger, and I don't want my past to- MM!

Weiss: (Kisses Blake, Gripping her clothes)

Blake: Mm~! (Leans into the kiss, Purrs)

Weiss: (Pulls away) S-Sorry. I got carried away, and-

Blake: (Loosens her bow) Lock the door.

Summer: *Winces*

Ren: Summer? Are you okay?

Summer: Yes, I just felt a disturbance. Like someone is having sex in my bed. And they forgot to record it!

Ren: ...

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JRY: *Walking back to the house*

Jaune: You know I don't think I've seen a single grimm since we got here.

Yang: *Holding Jaune's left hand* We usually don't get that many, and Signal students and staff usually deal with the one's we do have.

Ruby: *Holding Jaune's right hand* I had to fight a bunch of young beowulves coming back from visiting dad last winter.

Jaune: And I'm guessing you fought them all off singlehandedly?

Ruby: Yep. It was pretty cool.

Jaune: I bet it was... Do you girls think your dad would've liked me?

Ruby: Probably not.

Yang: You are banging his wife and making out with daughters pretty regularly.

Jaune: Yeah...

Ruby: He would have liked you eventually. When he saw how happy you make us.

Yang: And how happy you make mom.

Jaune: Do I really make you all that happy?

Yang: Yeah. You give me a shoulder to cry on and pull me back when I'm about to do something stupid.

Ruby: You helped me on our first day at Beacon. Even though you really didn't have a reason to. You're always super supportive and you actually listen when I'm talking about weapons.

Jaune: ...Thanks girls.

Ruby: For mom... She's the type to keep moving forward no matter what. Always making sure everyone else is okay before thinking about herself.

Yang: She doesn't fall apart like I do sometimes. But sometimes I think that she was so busy taking care of everyone else that she never gave herself time to heal.

Ruby: ...Sometimes at night I hear her crying in her room.

Yang: But there hasn't been any fake smiles or crying since you two go together. And that's why we agreed to this.

Ruby: You make mom happy.

Jaune: That's...

Ruby: Kind of like how you make Pyrrha happy...

Yang: Pyrrha...

Jaune: Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: I-I have something I need to talk to you about. All of you.

Raven: (Thinking) Well, isn't this interesting?

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Jaune: What's up, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: I, uh, that is, um... (Deep breath) I want to tell you, Jaune, that I, uh- (Coughs, Clears her throat) I'm sorry, I'm so nervous right now.

Yang: Hey, Ruby?

Ruby: Hm?

Yang: Fifty Lien she does say it.

Ruby: You're on.

Jaune: Just relax, Pyrrha. You know you can tell me anything.

Pyrrha: ...No. No, I can't. Not anymore.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Pyrrha: I had months where I could have told you.

Jaune: Tell me what?

Pyrrha: ...But now. Now it would just be selfish of me to do so.

Jaune: Selfish, how?

Pyrrha: What right do I have to try to add myself to this happy relationship you all share. I'd be like a leach. A parasite.

Jaune: Pyrrha...

Pyrrha: So no matter what I do I'm going to hurt someone. The only question is who. So I'll just say nothing and deal with the pain myself.

Jaune: Pyrrha. You're my friend. My partner. And nothing you have to say is going to change that. So please, will you tell me?

Pyrrha: ...I-I love you, and I have for a long time. But we can't be together.

Yang: Shit...

Ruby: Pyrrha...

Pyrrha: B-But (Sniffs) I wish you all the most happiness, so I'll be here on the sidelines to support you.

Jaune: Pyrrha, I... I don't know what to say.

Pyrrha: You don't have to say anything. I just... I just had to get this off my chest and tell you. And now, we can be friends. Real, true, and honest friends.

Ruby: Yang?

Yang: Hm?

Ruby: Follow my lead.

Jaune: But we can't, Pyrrha. If being with them hurts you so much, then I can't just ignore your feelings.

Pyrrha: But you have to! If not for you, then for them! You love them, don't you?

Jaune: I-I do, but... I don't want to just leave you to watch me go forward. We're partners, which means what you go through, we go through. Together.

Pyrrha: Please... Don't make this harder for me... I don't want to-

Ruby: (Pushes Pyrrha) Would you two shut up-?!

Yang: (Pushes Jaune) -and kiss each other already?!

Jaune: *Suprised*

Pyrrha: *Leans into kiss*

Jaune: *Leans in as well*

Jaune: *Finally pulls away* Well, umm, I guess you two are okay with this?

Ruby: Yep!

Yang: The more the merrier I guess.

Ruby: *Points at Pyrrha* But don't think you'll be doing any dirty stuff with Jaune before I get to!

Pyrrha: O-Okay.

Jaune: You think Sums will be okay with this?

Pyrrha: She wished me luck coming out here, so I think she's fine with it.

Jaune: Well then, I guess you're my girlfriend now.

Pyrrha: ... *Surprise kiss, which results in the pair falling onto and then making out on the ground*

Yang: Didn't know she had it in her.

Ruby: Hey! I said no dirty stuff!

Raven: (Thinking) Hmph. I've seen all I need to here.

Yang: Huh? (Turns, Watches bird fly away) A crow? I haven't seen a crow out here in years.

Ruby: What's wrong, Yang?

Yang: ...Nothing. Just a bird, I guess. It's weird, though, because- HEY! Hands where we can see them, P-Money!

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Ren: Hm, I never knew stretching could help before sex.

Summer: And after, dear. Any physical activity should have a stretch before and or after, to promote building muscle. Like the old saying goes, "Loose limbs make limber lovers."

Ren: I see.

Nora: When's lunch?

Summer: Well, I could whip something up once everyone comes back.

JRPY: *Walk into the kitchen*

Jaune: We're back.

Summer: Did everything go well?

Pyrrha: *Holding onto Jaune*

Jaune: You could say that.

Summer: I'm guessing we've got a new co-girlfriend?

Yang: Yep.

Ruby: This better not cut into the amount of snuggles I get.

Summer: *Chuckles* Well welcome to the family Pyrrha. We're happy to have you.

Pyrrha: Thank you.

Yang: Where's Blake?

Ruby: And Weiss?

Summer: Oh they're probably still upstairs-

Weiss: *Muffled* Oh Fuck!

Summer: Enjoying their new relationship.

Yang: Well how 'bout that.

Ruby: I hope they aren't in my room.

Ren: No, they're in the room across the hall.

Yang: Aw, man. That's my room.

Ruby: When was the last time you slept in your bed?

Yang: Before our last mission.

Ruby: (Raises a brow)

Yang: ...Before coming to Beacon.

Ruby: I thought so.

Yang: You always get to snuggle Jaune, though!

Ruby: Not my fault you suck at our contests.

Yang: (Grabs Ruby's cheeks) What was that?

Ruby: (Strained lips) You can't silence my truth!

Jaune: Don't worry, Yang. I'll snuggle with you and Pyrrha tonight.

Yang: (Clasps her hands together) Really?!

Ruby: But-!

Jaune: (Kisses Ruby) I promise you'll get another snuggle later, Ruby. But for now, Yang needs a turn.

Ruby: Do you promise?

Jaune: Arc's word, Ruby.

Summer: (Rolls her eyes) I see that's still around, huh?

Jaune: Yeah? I'm guessing you've heard it a few times from my dad?

Summer: Oh yeah. Though we used it to mess with him more than a few times. Like that time we made him promise to wear a skirt for a month straight.

Yang: Sound familiar Jaune?

Jaune: A bit.

Summer: He did always come through though. When he found out Blanche was pregnant he promised to marry her then and there.

Jaune: That does sound like dad.

Yang: You gonna do the same if you knock one of us up lady killer?

Jaune: Well yeah. Assuming I could marry all of you I guess. A bit early to be talking about marriage though.

Summer: Well it's good to know you'll take responsibility.

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Weiss: *Cuddled up to Blake* You know this isn't something I ever thought I would do.

Blake: Which part? Having sex on some else's bed? Sleeping with a Faunus. A girl?

Weiss: I expected to end up as my mother has. Wed off to a random suitor. Trapped in a relationship that was closer to a business deal than anything. So I can't say I expected any of this.

Blake: (Pulls closer) I won't let them take you.

Weiss: (Kisses her jawline) You are so cute being protective. And sexy.

Blake: Do you want to go again?

Weiss: I do, but the others are no doubt wondering where we are.

Blake: We're going to tell them?

Weiss: If we don't, they'll know anyways.

Blake: Surprised no one saw us when we switched rooms.

Weiss: Actually, Nora did, but she just gave a thumbs up and skipped along.

Blake: (Chuckles) The one thing you can't predict.

Weiss: ...Blake, did you mean it? When you said you wouldn't let them take me?

Blake: (Hugs her, Holds her) Until my last breath.

Weiss: (Smiles) Thank you...

Blake: But if they do try, I get first dibs on punching your dad.

Weiss: (Giggles) I'd like that.

WB: *Walk down the stairs for lunch*

Summer: You two have fun up there?

Weiss: I dare say we did.

Blake: Lots of fun.

Yang: You're even ditching the bow Blakey.

Blake: I figured since everyone here knows I might as well.

Jaune: Well congrats on getting together you two.

Ruby: You look so cute holding onto each other like that!

Pyrrha: I'm glad to see it worked out.

Yang: But did you have to bang in my room?

Weiss: It would have been disrespectful to do so in our host's bed.

Blake: And Weiss didn't want to sneak downstairs naked. So the guest room wasn't an option.

Yang: But why not Ruby's room?

Ruby: Nobody is having sex in my room! Besides me and Jaune~!

Ren: Congratulations.

Nora: Isn't it crazy that everyone who was single when we got here is dating someone now?

Yang: Everyone except Uncle Qrow.

Summer: If it makes you feel better, Qrow has plenty of other houses he can sleep it if he wants to.

Yang: It doesn't, and I regret hearing that.

Qrow: Well, you brought it up, Firecracker. (Sits down) What's for lunch?

Summer: Well, I was thinking something simple like grilled cheese.

Weiss: How do you grill a cheese? (Everyone stares at her) What?

Summer: Well, I guess your next lesson is going from oil frying to stove cooking.

Blake: If you'd like, Summer, Weiss and I can make lunch while you and the others discuss the plan for Jaune and Pyrrha.

Summer: That would be lovely. Thank you, girls. (They walk past) Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands~. (They walk faster, Blushing)

Qrow: Do you have to tease 'em like that?

Summer: My house, my fun.

Jaune: So, what's the plan?

Qrow: Honestly kid, we're in between a rock and a hard place on this one.

Summer: We don't have a lot of options besides taking her at her word.

Yang: What!?

Summer: She'd recognize any of team RWBY, me and Qrow have been explicitly banned, and if she knows about Pyrrha she probably knows about Ren and Nora. So none of us can get near them.

Ruby: So we just have to let them go in alone?

Qrow: Depends. You made any friends at Beacon you think could help?

Ruby: Sun and Neptune helped us out with Torchwick.

Jaune: I've hung out a bit with Velvet from CFVY. Maybe they could help too?

Ruby: Wait, why are you hanging out with Velvet?

Jaune: I helped her study for Oobleck's class and sometimes we go out and get tea.

Yang: Didn't you almost fail that class last semester?

Jaune: Yeah, what's your point?

Ruby: No offense, but why would she ask you if you failed the class?

Jaune: Well, I had already taken the class, so having someone help her study for what lessons are coming up seemed like the best option for her. Or at least, that's what I'd assume.

Yang: Why not with someone who passed, like me, or Pyrrha?

Jaune: I... don't... know...

Pyrrha: Jaune, is there anyone else who could help?

Jaune: I do have one person in mind, but you wouldn't like it.

Pyrrha: Really? Who- Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no.

Jaune: I told you.

Pyrrha: After everything he put you through? The bullying and harassment?

Jaune: I just thought it was schoolyard teasing.

Pyrrha: The blackmailing?

Jaune: He apologized for that, though.

Pyrrha: The Rapier-Wasps that were almost thrown?!

Jaune: ...Okay, you got me there. But still, maybe-

Pyrrha: No. As your partner, and your girlfriend (Giggles, Serious), I refuse to allow Cardin Winchester anywhere you, your team, or this house!

Summer: Winchester? You mean Duke Winchester's son?

Ruby: You know him, Mom?

Qrow: Know him? She punched him!

Ruby: You punched Cardin's dad?

Jaune: How'd that happen?

Summer: To make a long story short, he's a big man with a bigger head. And he thought he could push around a shy "farm girl" from Patch.

Qrow: And it turns out that was a terrible idea.

Summer: So one day he decides to dump a bucket of some awful smelling goo on me.

Qrow: Tai wanted to rip him in half after that.

Summer: But I decided to take care of him myself, and well, let's just say that he didn't mess with for the rest of our time at Beacon.

Jaune: You're scary sometimes, Sums.

Yang: Oh, but I thought violence wasn't the best way to handle your problems.

Summer: It wasn't the "best" way, but it was very satisfying.

Qrow: So why do you think we can trust asshat junior?

Jaune: He owes me a favor.

Jaune: I saved his life from an Ursa, and for not turning him in for almost getting you guys hurt, plus the blackmail. But it might not work, since he could turn that last part on me.

Summer: Knowing Oz, he probably already knows.

Qrow: Still, once word gets out, there'll be a lot of people calling for you to leave Beacon. Calling it, "stolen chances".

Jaune: It's not my fault the entrance exam was easy to figure out.

Nora: Y-Yeah...

Ruby: (Coughs) Easy...

Yang: What was your score again, Rubes?

Ruby: Enough.

Jaune: Anyways, Cardin could work. He hasn't exactly worked with us before so they probably wouldn't be expected.

Summer: So does everyone agree to try the Cardin option?

Pyrrha: ...It's better than nothing I suppose.

Nora: I'll have someone's legs to break if this goes badly.

Ruby: If you think it's a good idea than okay.

Yang: He's still an ass, but we don't have many options.

Ren: I don't this is a wise choice, but it may be out best.

Blake: *From the other room* I want a signed apology letter from him after we're done with this!

Jaune: Alright. I'll give him a call. Hopefully he's not too busy.

Ruby: (Mumbles) Hopefully he is...

Cardin: (Via scroll) Jaune? What the hell do you want?

Jaune: Hey, Cardin. Listen, I need a favor if you can.

Cardin: I probably can't, but I'll humor you.

Jaune: I'm... kind of in a dangerous position, and I could use some help.

Cardin: Where's your team?

Jaune: They're right here with me, but it's kind of complicated.

Cardin: I'm sure it is. Listen, I'm a busy guy, Jaune, so unless you have a good explanation that can convince me to drop everything to help, I'd say you're SOL. Besides, I'm not even at Beacon. I'm on my resting period at home.

Jaune: At home?

Cardin: Yeah, at home, with my family. Even you got one of those, right?

Jaune: ...Is your dad there?

Summer: (Perks up)

Jaune: Could you put him on?

Cardin: Whatever.

Duke: Hello? Who *Sees Summer* Oh gods, not you.

Summer: Feelings mutual Winchester.

Duke: What do you want?

Summer: To borrow your son's team for a day.

Duke: And why the hell would I agree to that?

Summer: You remember that joint mission we had in first year. We went to that little village in southern vale.

Qrow: I remember. Nice place. Pretty girls.

Duke: Not him too. And I have no idea what you're talking about.

Summer: So you don't remember us walking in on you and with a-

Duke: You have no proof!

Qrow: So he does remember.

Summer: Except I do. I still have the pictures.

Duke: You wouldn't dare.

Summer: I think we both know I would.

Duke: Fine.

Duke: Cardin, get your shit together. You and your boys are going to help out an old friend.

Cardin: Uh, Dad? What are you-?

Duke: So help me, boy, if you don't get your ass on the next bullhead-!

Jaune: HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Duke: ...And who the hell are you?

Jaune: (Gulps) Jaune Arc. I'm a friend of your son.

Duke: Arc... So you're his son?

Jaune: Yeah. Er, yes, I am.

Duke: ...You ain't half the man he was. (Looks to Cardin) Which explains a lot.

Summer: Will you put in a request?

Duke: That depends; are you going to pull your little strings to make your favorite professor dance for it?

Summer: If you mean asking for Ozpin to make an exception for yourson's team on their respite period, then yes.

Duke: ...Fine, but I want those pictures gone.

Summer: I'll have them off my scroll by tonight.

Duke: Deal. (Hangs up)

Qrow: ...You're going to send them to me, aren't you?

Summer: Aw! That obvious?

Yang: So, what's the plan for CRDL?

Summer: They're going to be our eyes and ears.

Jaune: They'll be in position to help Pyrrha and me if things go sour.

Ruby: And call for the rest of us!

Summer: Though there will be some complicating factors.

Yang: Like what?

Summer: Well it's the way her semblance works.

Qrow: She can create portals to anyone she shares a deep connection with.

Summer: And she'll be able to sense if anyone she's connected to is nearby.

Ruby: Who's she connected to?

Summer: Me, Qrow, and Yang.

Yang: Me?

Yang: Why me?

Qrow: You mean other than she's your mom?

Yang: No, Summer is my mom. Raven was just an incubator!

Nora: Wait, were you hatched from an egg, too?!

Jaune: Too?

Ren: Nora, it's not that kind of egg. I already told you that.

Yang: If I'm so important to her, why hasn't she visited in the last fifteen years?

Summer: Yang, she... Well...

Qrow: I know it's hard to believe, but in a weird way, your mo- my sister cares about you. She just has her family to think about.

Yang: Oh, and I guess I'm not good enough to be a part of that family, huh?

Qrow: Trust me, Firecracker; you don't want to be a part of it.

Qrow: Having to constantly earn your keep with a bunch of people who are more than happy to see you fail isn't a great way to live.

Yang: Then why would she leave us for it?

Qrow: Loyalty. Familiarity.

Summer: Fear.

Qrow: Take your pick.

Jaune: I guess I could ask her why she left.

Qrow: You'll probably be on answering most of the questions.

Summer: She might not answer the questions you do get to ask. But if she answers she's telling the truth, or her version of it.

Jaune: So, what should I ask her?

Summer: Hm, maybe that's something we should brainstorm next. That is, once we get some lunch in us. (Turns around) Hey, girls; how's lunch coming?

Blake: It's coming.

Weiss: D-Don't worry about us!

Summer: (Walks into the kitchen) I'm not, but I am hungry, though. Ooh, now look at this! (Admires the plate of stacked grilled cheese) Oh, I can't wait to get these inside me!

Weiss: Oh, uh... th-thank you!

Summer: Wait a minute... (Sniffs) Hold on just a sec... (Sniffs) Hm...

Blake: Is... Is something wrong?

Summer: (Looks around) The door is open. The kitchen smells like Lavender Springtime. And... (Places grilled cheeses onto seperate plates) Aha! There it is! (Steps aside, Points to black brick of a grilled cheese) Check. Mate.

Ruby: I heard "Checkmate," who's in trouble?!

Summer: Whoever burnt this grilled cheese.

Weiss: Are we really going to be punished over burnt cheese?

Yang: It was nice knowing you girls.

Blake: You can't be serious.

Summer: Oh, but I am. Now, which of you committed this terrible act?

Weiss: *Nervous sweating* Ummm

Blake: I did.

Weiss: But-

Summer: Then Blake, are you ready for your punishment?

Weiss: No! I'm the one who burnt it!

Blake: No, I was!

Weiss: It was me!

Jaune: *Whispering* Are they really in trouble for this?

Ruby: *Whispering* Nope, Mom she's just messing with them. She did the same thing to us when we learned to cook.

Weiss: I was the one who set the temperature too high. Punish me!

Ruby: Just grab a plate and go. This might be a while.

Blake: No, I was the one who was supposed to supervise. This is my fault, so punish me!

Yang: (Grabs two plates) Here. We'll pass this out to the team.

Summer: Hm... In that case, I will punish... Blake.

Weiss: No!

Summer: And as punishment, you are to eat that burnt grilled cheese. We don't waste food in this house.

Blake: ...Yes, Summer.

Weiss: No! I won't let you! (Snatches up the charred cheese, Crunches through the brick)

Blake: Weiss, no!

Weiss: No! (Swallows, Tears forming) I won't let my girlfriend suffer for my mistake!

Blake: Weiss...

Summer: Pfft! (They both look at her) Sorry, sorry, but you two are so dramatic. I wasn't actually going to punish either of you. If it came down to it, I was going to eat it and make you guys watch. (Smiles) But it's very sweet how much you both care about each other. Now then, (Takes burnt sandwich) Zwei! Lunchtime!

Zwei: (Waddles inside)

Summer: Sit.

Zwei: (Sits)

Summer: Stay.

Zwei: (Stays)

Summer: Roll over.

Zwei: (Rolls around)

Summer: Play dead.

Zwei: (Lays back)

Summer: Speak!

Zwei: (Hops up, Barks)

Summer: Good boy! (Drops sandwich)

Zwei: (Catches, Eats)

Weiss: Aaaaaw~!

Blake: ...I'm not getting one.

Weiss: Can we get a cat?

Blake: ...I'll think about it.

Weiss: Yay!

Jaune: You know it's going to weird going back to cafeteria food after a week of homecooked meals.

Yang: Do you know what we were eating while you were here eating mom's cooking?

Ruby: Field rations. Bleck.

Summer: You know those things are almost tolerable if you drowned them in hot sauce.

Ruby: Is that why you keep a bottle of hot sauce next to your flask uncle Qrow?

Qrow: Yeah, but how do you know about that?

Ruby: Yang.

Yang: I don't know what I regret more. Accidentally taking a shot of hot sauce, or telling you about it.

Summer: (Giggles) Well, let that be a lesson for you. While you're under my roof, you will drink only what you are allowed to drink.

Jaune: What about that night we had red wine?

Summer: You will drink what you are allowed to drink.

Ruby: No fair!

Jaune: Well, to be fair, I won't drink until Ruby and Yang are allowed to drink.

Yang: Aw, Jaune!

Ren: Not to ruin these beautiful moments, but what should Jaune ask Raven about?

Nora: Why she ran away?

Pyrrha: That's a bit broad of a question, considering what we've learned about her already.

Jaune: Hm... What would you guys ask her?

Ruby: Us?

Jaune: I don't know a thing about Raven, so anything I'd ask might be wasted. Besides, this is a brainstorming session, so let's get brainstorming and toss out ideas.

Summer: Well I find it somewhat hard to believe that she would be in Vale only for you Jaune. So asking if she has any other plans in the city might be smart.

Jaune: Alright. So just ask if she has any plans after our meeting. Got it.

Yang: Well while we we're on that train back to mountain glenn someone helped me-

Ruby: Saved you.

Yang: Helped me against that pink girl. I'd like to know if that was her, and if it was, then why?

Jaune: Another good one.

Qrow: Ask her if she knows where the spring maiden is.

Jaune: Spring maiden?

Qrow: I thought you told them everything, Sums?

Summer: It was a bit of a long discussion. We kind of got caught up on the being hunted down thing and family reveals. The short version is that they're season themed magical girls. Moving on.

Jaune: Okay? Rubes?

Ruby: Ummm, has she seen any cool weapons lately?

Jaune: Alright.

Weiss: Really, Ruby?

Ruby: W-What? There are no bad ideas in a brainstorming session.

Weiss: Except fot that one. I would ask her if there was anyone close behind her.

Jaune: "Is... anyone... close to you..." Got it.

Nora: Oh, ask her what she's wearing! She might be hiding something.

Ren: Try to ease the tension. Ask her how she's feeling.

Jaune: Uh-huh...

Pyrrha: Well, I would ask why she's interested in you.

Jaune: Okay, that's everybody except... Blake. Is there anything you want to ask?

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

By Talos this can't be happening

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing

spell of way too many followers activate

Yes. Do the thing.

Investing at 14.4K. OP, you set the bar too low.

Let's see... 19K now, after 3 days? Oh OP, tumblr has a storm for you mate.

72, 801!

Better get those blankets and comfort shows ready, kiddo!

a wild egg appeared?

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everyone who reblogs it before Oct 25 will get a Pokemon based on their blog in their submit inbox (make sure submit is open!)

happy hatching!

Ooh! Fun! Only a few days left this year.

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Let’s see what’s inside!

*picks up egg*

I shall name you Squishy, you are my baby. 😊

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

I can’t wait until my sense of taste is back. This cup of tea tastes like hot water. :(

Don’t worry, that’s normal for tea.

Tags that make me indecisive about whether I should be flattered or horribly offended

My senses have returned and tea tastes normal again.

So, like hot water then?

As of Friday, September 23rd, this post still only has 3,162 notes

But it feels like it should have 10,000+

I do not like how this site weaponises the reblog mechanism against innocent bloggers

I a got Arc spirits ask for you...hopefully it's a good idea.

Mordred before being captured....wounded, beaten, carrying a broken blade with a gem in the hilt. In his last moments before capture grips the gem citing his regrets, grievances, his message to future arcs and lastly....the vow he took to be a blade for those forgetten by the light to hunt those lurk in shadows.....before finally using the last of his strength to throw it the gem shining red as it seemingly disappears into the air.

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I decided to go a bit dark with this one, so, uh... fair warning.

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Jaune: Hey, Dad?

Papa Arc: Hm?

Jaune: I was looking through the archives, and I noticed something. The Arc family dates back the warriors of our family from you to great-great-grandpa, but I can't find anything after except the first Arc. Did we lose it?

Papa Arc: (Sighs) I think you're old enough. Come, it's time you learned about the Arcs. All of the Arcs.

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"Mordred!" Joan called out. "Get over here right now!" No answer. "I'm going to count to three!" Still no answer. She took a deep breath. "UN! DE-"

A young Mordred Arc arrived at the doorstep before she could finish. He grumbled and dug his toe into the ground, refusing to meet her gaze.

"The Winchester girl and her mother were just here." Joan leaned down. "Were you throwing rocks at people again."

" 'S not my fault." Mordred grumbled. "If people were stronger, I wouldn't have to tough 'em up."

"Oh, you think you're stronger?" Joan grabbed his ear, making the boy wince in pain. "I'll show ya real strength, and I'll make sure you learn this time!"

Mordred Arc was, in the eyes of many, a bad child. He was rude, and violent, and killed and ate small animals like a savage instead of returning home. Mordred Arc was the first and only son of the Arc family.

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Papa Arc: Your great-great-great-grandpa is purposefully locked away in the archives. He was... not a hero.

Jaune: What do you mean?

Papa Arc: He fought his own family and tormented innocents when he was younger, and fought for no one but himself on the battlefield.

Jaune: He... does sound awful.

Papa Arc: The first Arc denied him Crocea Mors, because he was deemed unworthy to weild it.

Jaune: Really? Then what did he use?

Papa Arc: (Opens secret door, Enters small room)

Jaune: (Follows, Mouth agape at the rusted toothed-cleaver hung on the wall)

Papa Arc: Sanguis Mors. The Cleaver of Nightmares. The weapon used by Mordred Arc to slaughter innocents.

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Mordred stood in his home, staring at Sanguis Mors as it hung on the wall. He reached out and dragged his hands across the blade, smiling at the memories. The tyrants he cut. The murderers he bled. The beating of his heart in his ears as his Battle Lust took over.

Then came the less pleasant memories. His friends staring at him with terror. The innocent civilians who witnessed his actions and called him a monster. The chilling voice of his mother as she chastised him one last time.

"You are no Arc. You are an untamed and unruly beast. You are unfit to weild Crocea Mors."

A knock at his door awoke him from his stupor, and his daughter from her nap. He walked past the door to the bedroom to find his daughter being soothed by his love, who cooed and shushed the child.

"I have her." Morgan said. "See who's at the door."

Mordred nodded. In all his travels, he fought many men. He killed monsters more. He lay with... a number of women, who were drunk enough to accept him. But no one held him the way Morgana Fey held him.

Their first meeting was like a fairy tale. Hero fights monster, hero kills monster, damsel is rescued, damsel smacks hero for killing her game, hero offers to cook, damsel and hero become friends, damsel proves she's tough than the hero, hero instantly falls for the damsel. His mother was against the sudden union, but she relented after meeting her soon-to-be daughter-in-law.

Mordred opened the door and found a lanky, but lean man, covered in sweat as his snake tail waved anxiously. His hair was disheveled despite how much he slicked it down to his neck, and on his collar, his pendant of a snake circling a garden bounced against his chest.

"Yon?" Mordred asked. "I thought you were in Menagerie."

"Mordred, please!" Yon gasped, swallowing air as it entered. "Please, help me! They've captured my family in Mistral. They intend to kill my children if I do not submit."

"Who, Yon?" Mordred asked, feeling anxious himself. "Who would imprison your family?"

"A tyrant." Yon replied. "He calls himself the King of Rats! Please, Mordred," he fell to his knees, tears hitting the ground at Mordred's feet, "please, save my family!"

Mordred looked inside, where his wife entered from the bedroom. Her belly was swollen with her second child, and her breast was feeding her first. She looked helpless, so defenseless, until he looked in her eyes, which were all but those. With a nod, Mordred reached on his other side and pulled free Sanguis Mors.

Mordred reached a hand out to Yon, who looked up with tears. "Show me this 'King of Rats'."

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Papa Arc: He abandoned his unborn son, who would one day grow up to become your own great-great-grandfather, to serve his own selfish cause.

Jaune: (Looking over the document) Who was his friend? This "Yon"?

Papa Arc: Yon the Butcher. He betrayed his own people to open a trade-line with Mistral. When his people called for help from the pirates who raided their trade lines, he turned his back on them. But when Mistral came for his head, he abandoned his family to recruit Mordred.

Jaune: Not exactly the best friend.

Papa Arc: No, and where he found a beast, he awoke a demon.

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"Over here!"

Mordred climbed the hill to meet with Yon, who stood by with a grin. He looked back to the path his Battle Lust had taken him. The bodies cut open or cleaved apart by Sanguis Mors. He smiled. It was fewer bodies this time.

"Just beyond the wall." Yon said with a grin. "Climb over it, and you'll be closer saving my family!"

"Save your thanks for after they're safe, my friend." Mordred replied. "I'll let you know when the gate is open, and it's safe to enter."

"Of course, my friend."

Mordred buried his blade into the old stone of the fortress, pulling himself higher with his other hand in empty brick holes close by.

As he climbed, a thought occured to him. The men he fought were few in number, especially for someone who is referred to as "the king of rats". And how quickly he and his friend had reunited after the battle with no enemy reinforcements was also concerning. Even the climb was easy! As he swung over the wall, he feared he was dropping into...

"Spears! Up!"

An ambush! Mordred looked around, finding himself surrounded by dozens, if not a hundred soldiers, armed with an array of weapons. Spears, swords, axes, clubs, bows- everything meant to harm him was there, all surrounding a smug figure wearing a golden crown.

"Ah, the hero of the day!" The king smiled. "Mordred Arc, the Slayer of Men. My father spoke highly of your strength, but more so true of your wit." He looked to the side. Mordred followed his gaze to the gate, where he saw Yon wave at them. The king waved in return. "Such a good man. A pity a beast like yourself couldn't resist the temptation of tasting blood, but what else is to be expected of the monster who killed my brother?!"

Mordred felt a pain in his heart as he watched Yon leave. He was a close friend; the only friend he had left from his days of battle, and he had betrayed him. Sanguis Mors dipped low to the ground.

"Now the people are free once again! The king of rats shall take his throne as the Hero of Mistral!"

Mordred huffed once. Then again. Then his huff became laughs. An eager soldier stabbed him with his spear, right in Mordred's abdomen. Mordred took the spear by the wooden shaft and crushed it in his palm, bellowing a loud laugh. His eyes flashed silver.

"So you've caught me, hero? Then you should be ready to pay the price to do it!"

Mordred lept into battle, ready to put his blades to the dogs who conspired in Yon's betrayal. Sanguis Mors found purchase in a vanguard's shield, before Mordred launched himself over the battalion, and right to the king.

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Jaune: So it was a trap from the start. (Starting on the fourth pile) What happened to great-great-grandpa?

Papa Arc: He was forced to flee with his mother and sisters. Seen to Mordred betrayed, Yon escaped and warned a local mercenary battalion to raze the village to the ground, using the same gold to pay for the unjust assault.

Jaune: But... why?

Papa Arc: I couldn't say. Perhaps he feared the consequence and sought to buy time in Mordred's grief. Perhaps he sought to salt Mordred's wounds for some betrayal from before. In whatever case, for whatever reason, he should have known that a devil like Mordred weeps for no one.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Mordred wailed as he held his mother in his arms, her ashened skin flaking from his palms. She had died a heroes death, killing many others before taking her own life in a decision to burn as many bastards as she could before her passing. A column of burning wood collapsed, striking Mordred from above and knocking him unconcious.

He awoke later with a cough as he heard the howls of demons themselves. The damned mercenaries remained to laugh at the burning village, revelling in their revolting "entertainment" of murder, theft, and rape.

Tears fell from his eyes as he thought of his wife. His daughter. His unborn child. His mother.

"Looks like that hag that killed the old boss is properly buried now, eh?" One of them laughed.

"Hey, now, that's dangerous!" One of the others mockingly warned. "Here, let me help you put out that fire!"

New laughter erupted as cold liquid crawled closer to Mordred, his burning body's open wounds screaming from the sudden invasion of filth. These bastards- These animals did not deserve to breathe! Let alone breathe of his mother!

Wood creaked and snapped as Mordred pushed himself from the ground, surprising the cretins standing closest to him. With a quick swipe of his hands, his knuckles cracked against the faces of the pissing men, catching the attention of all the others. Scanning the horde, he found their leader sitting atop a heap of goods, surrounded by the defiled corpses of the villagers he once knew.

"Who the hell are you?!" It barked.

Mordred didn't answer. He couldn't stand to. He stepped closer, his eyes blazing. Any man who attacked was disposed of without much effort. Soon, he was standing before the king of filth, terror in his eyes. And with a blink, he was no more.

He turned to the others, now running in terror. Mordred returned to the house, remembering their faces, and dug out Sanguis Mors. He could still see their silhouettes in the night.

Mordred had heard of a new class of warrior. Those who dedicated themselves to the defense and protection of those who could not do so themselves. Before this day, he never considered them. But tonight?

Tonight, he would hunt men.

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Jaune: ...What? That's it? Is that all?

Papa Arc: That is all that is on record, Jaune. So, tell me, Jaune. What are your thoughts on the Arcs darkest history? On the monster who taints our family name.

Jaune: I think... you're too hard on him.

Papa Arc: Excuse me?

Jaune: I think you were too hard on him. True, he was a schoolyard bully, but he grew out of it by the time he had his firstborn child.

Papa Arc: How can you be so sure?

Jaune: There's nothing written between then and when he was recruited. He must have lived a quiet life if there's nothing between his youth and when he was recruited years later.

Papa Arc: By Yon the Butcher.

Jaune: Who was his friend. I'm sure he saw Yon as a good man, and was heartbroken by his betrayal.

Papa Arc: ...Are you telling me Mordred Arc, the black sheep of our family, the demon who slaughtered dozens, if not hundreds of warriors, including his own allies, is not evil?

Jaune: Evil is subjective, Dad, and looking back on it, I think it might have been a semblance. Some of the records say he "had a red glow about him" when his bloodlust started. In the right context, he could have been a great hero.

Papa Arc: (Nods) You pass.

Jaune: Huh?

Papa Arc: There is one final piece that I have hidden from you. It is in regards to Mordred's fate before he passed. (Walks to a drawer) Tell me, son. How familiar are you with Echo Dust?

Jaune: Well, Weiss told me it's what scrolls are built around. Something about talking into it, and an echo returning.

Papa Arc: Yes, and I have the last Echo Dust used by Mordred Arc. (Pulls out Echo Dust) It was found by your great-grandfather when he returned to the village. We have kept it ever since. And now, I believe you are ready. (Taps the Echo Dust)

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Mordred panted as he runs across the plains. The pelting rain showered over him, soaking him to the bone. Coming to the cress of the hill, he dropped to the ground into the destroyed village village below. Running through the shattered remains of the hamlet, he hides around a corner, steadying his breath.

A black shadow looms by, and he stops breathing. The monster, with skin paler than the moon, eyes redder than hot iron, and a soul blacker than any Grimm before, passed by him in it's slow stalk through the town.

As it searched inside a house, far outside of Mordred's view, and he quietly moved away, moving closer to the town's entrance, away from the beast. Ahead, he saw another Grimm, much smaller than his predator, serving as a guard. Rather than risking his being spotted, he ducked into a house, through a crack in the walls.

Surrounded, with no escape, Mordred pulled out the glowing, white stone. He found it amongst the mercenary's loot, long ago. The irony of using it in this same vilagge made him sick with rage, but he swallowed it down. And with a gulp, he began.

"My name... is Mordred Arc." He glances up, watching a Grimm patrol outside. "And this... is my end. I have made many enemies, and mistakes many more. I have let my lust for battle blind me to my companions and to the love I put in danger. If you are a man of most ghoulish intentions, then know that I am hunted by a creature far more foul. But, if you are the more finer warrior, more worthy to be called an Arc than I, then know that I trust you to do the right thing. In the past, they have called me Mordred the Black, or Mordred the Tainted, and much, much worse, but know that I did what I did because I believe the worst crimes deserve the worst punishment. And if this is an Arc who listens, then know this..."

The door screams as it is ripped from it's hinges. The devil that hunts him, the monster most foul who has been stalking him, was now mere feet away. Though her gait and stride were woman, her heart was evil of the most ill design. It smiled and cooed like a mother playing with her child. "There you are."

"...This is my end."

Mordred dropped the stone, and charged one last time.

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Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

I’ll reblog it.

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

boi yesss

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!

I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️

My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…

I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school

I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you

lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART 

I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!

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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@chaoticga-y @chaotic-little-shit @ihalfandhalfbastardi @imidori-ya @ourravenmaster @neeepnooop @dementedzombieo-o and many more!! (those were just off the top of my head,,,) yall are great!!

I’ve only got a few internet friends but ajdhajks they are my fave people - honestly messaging some mutuals on tumblr was one of the best decisions I’ve ever made y’all are so amazing @kaycha1989 @t0d0sh0t0r0ki @brightsoftstar @awkward-kiri-bnha @kittywolves

I love how this post went from people saying they aren’t predatory to everyone just loving their internet friends

I havent talked to a lot of people, but I just want you to know that I love interacting with you guys, and I’m so thankful for not only my followers but my online friends too! You guys are amazing! :) 💞

I can’t be a pedophile because I’m the child.

Long post but yeah

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Haha yeah I’m smol pretty much

Meet my girlfriend online and many many many awesome people 💜

@that1theatregirl @eveym @amethystdarkwolf @chimchar1009 YOU GUYS NEED TO HURRY SO WE CAN ALL BE IN THE SAME PLACE

@sbpstudios @mixed-fandomhype @ellen-charlie @always-make-it-gayer AND I WANT AT THE VERY LEAST TO MEET YOU GUYS

I’ve already reblogged this but I’m reblogging it again

I never thought I would have internet friends, but now that I do I would love to meet them!!!!

They do make a valid point, though. You don’t know who is on the other side. That’s why they reach you these important internet safety tips so you don’t put yourself at risk.

I am not a sexual predator, pedophile, or in any way, shape, or form trying to harm someone through the internet.

But please, be safe out there.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Make right what once went wrong.

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Skip Google for Research

As Google has worked to overtake the internet, its search algorithm has not just gotten worse.  It has been designed to prioritize advertisers and popular pages often times excluding pages and content that better matches your search terms 

As a writer in need of information for my stories, I find this unacceptable.  As a proponent of availability of information so the populace can actually educate itself, it is unforgivable.

Below is a concise list of useful research sites compiled by Edward Clark over on Facebook. I was familiar with some, but not all of these.

Google is so powerful that it “hides” other search systems from us. We just don’t know the existence of most of them. Meanwhile, there are still a huge number of excellent searchers in the world who specialize in books, science, other smart information. Keep a list of sites you never heard of.

www.refseek.com - Academic Resource Search. More than a billion sources: encyclopedia, monographies, magazines.

www.worldcat.org - a search for the contents of 20 thousand worldwide libraries. Find out where lies the nearest rare book you need.

https://link.springer.com - access to more than 10 million scientific documents: books, articles, research protocols.

www.bioline.org.br is a library of scientific bioscience journals published in developing countries.

http://repec.org - volunteers from 102 countries have collected almost 4 million publications on economics and related science.

www.science.gov is an American state search engine on 2200+ scientific sites. More than 200 million articles are indexed.

www.pdfdrive.com is the largest website for free download of books in PDF format. Claiming over 225 million names.

www.base-search.net is one of the most powerful researches on academic studies texts. More than 100 million scientific documents, 70% of them are free