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"Die Nacht leuchtet schwarz, bringst mich um den Schlaf; ich wein' für dich Trän'n aus Kajal..."
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Subin: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Seungsik: I did, I broke it-
Subin: No. No, you didn’t. Hanse?
Hanse: Don’t look at me. Look at Seungwoo.
Seungwoo: What? I didn’t break it.
Hanse: Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Seungwoo: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Hanse: Suspicious.
Seungwoo: No, it’s not!
Chan: If it matters...probably not... Sejun was the last one to use it.
Sejun: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Chan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sejun: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Chan!
Seungsik: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Subin.
Subin: No. Who broke it?
Seungwoo: Subin, Byungchan’s been awfully quiet...
Byungchan: Really?!
Seungwoo: Yeah, really!
[Cut to Subin in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
Subin: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Idols As Youtube Video Titles

[Video names? idfk] [aYe iT rhyMed]

Bobby & Dk: “Two grown ass men play Icarly for the wii” *tbh ikon*

Suho: “Ex-wife island”

Tae: “SELLING MY AUTHENTIC LOUIS VUITTON BAG FOR $3”

Sejun: “What i looked like when i was normal”

Hyungwon: “kermit the frog jumps off a building”

Chanyeol: “DRUNK DRAWING FURRIES”

Guanlin: “How to Hip Hop”

Yugyeom: “Literally EVERYONE hates me”

Taeyong: “Concerned Mother” *bRanDoN roDgErs yEs*

Woozi: “STORYTIME- I BEAT HIS ASS”

Kenta: “DESPACITO MEMES”

Kai: “THIS IS WHY I DON’T FUCK WITH ELEVATORS”

Minho: “the chicken parm situation”

Joshua: “ANIME WAS A MISTAKE” *liEs*

Sanha: “WARNING: IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPIDERS, THIS AIN’T IT CHIEF”

*Omfg when sanha tried to kill a bug i’M scReaMinG*

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THey cALl mE artiSt, tHey cAll mE iDol

yeah, my youtube recommended is so fucked 🤧💕