By Nicola Samori

focus on yourself and watch your life get better

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

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ABSOFUCKINLUTELY!!!

guys gotta start understanding this haha

remember that

her power…

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Things I connect to the signs based on people I know

 Aries: 

Books, being reserved, ambitious but unstructured, loving but from a distance, adorable, green, glasses, curly hair, funny jokes, hosting a party and then disappearing.

Taurus: 

Very loving, affectionate, creative, crying of joy, crying of sadness, fridge magnets, blue and brown, glitter, roses, magazines, beaches, unsolves frustration, swiping everything under the carpet, doll house life.

Gemini:

Fragile but strong, the sweetest people, hurt easily but will bounce back, the best listeners, good at comforting, loving eyes, adorable and funny, beige and red, colourful hair, insecurity, taking care of yourself.

Cancer:

Loud, obnoxious, facades, self-depriving jokes, theatre, acting, always wanting the best for their friends, hard to explain their emotions, disappearing off of the face of earth, blue and bordeaux, bag packs, hand watches, good company.

Leo: 

Sweet, nice smells, dyed red hair, crafting, drawing, talent, life of the party, glitter, un typical smart kid, mental health issues, always helping their friends. Dancing alone, flirting, brunch, pineapples, the feeling of childhood happiness.

Virgo:

Dreamy eyed, loving, making sure everyone has fun. Claustrophobia and social anxiety, idols and celebrities, yellow and pink, doubting, always feeling like they look dumb, the instant fondness, the crush, half-bad eyeliner. Back hugs, kisses on the forehead, romantic.

Libra: 

Easily hurt, wants everything to be perfect, eyeliner and eyeshadow, popping confidence, fashion, creativity and music, the edgy kid, loving and affectionate, will kiss your shoulder platonically, trust issues, single, black and green, sour candy.

Scorpio:

Bossy, wants things their way, never cries, stressing in airports, traveling, either tall or short, hugging, confusing, hair on point, life of the party, charming, little quirks, smiles that can outshine the sun, deep attraction.  

Sagittarius:

Emotional, sometimes doesn’t think about the consequences, hurts people unintentionally, a bit manipulative but caring towards those they truly love, tattoos, goth gf, scary on the outside, goofy on the inside. Kids, chocolate, coffee, dark green.

Capricorn: 

Relationships, cutting their hair, reserved around new people, getting hurt in the past, caring family, leader nature, gold and red, cats, books, looks dumb but is smart, studying, not talking for months but reconnecting as if nothing happened. Staying out of drama, brands, minimalistic.

Aquarius: 

Quiet, midnight adventures, being high, deep conversations at 4 in the morning, nerdy and passionate, lazy, everyone loves them but they’re oblivious, not doing homework, procrastinating, heartbreak, cant say no, white and blue, secretive.

Pisces: 

The embodiment of kindness, wants to hear both sides of the story, un reciprocated crushes, falling in love hard, good music taste. Likes silent company, holing hands in the car, soft eyes, crying when someone does something for them that they didn’t expect, handy, knows a lot, bad in school but good in life. Loving, respective and honour.

Mood