becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

The Garden at Vetheuil, 1881, Claude Monet

Medium: oil,canvas

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

me, every morning, throwing on some tacky ass clothing, checking myself out in the mirror:

— Virginia Woolf, from Selected Letters (via goodreadss)

does anyone agree that we do not have enough heart emojis

There are eleven heart emojis why do you need more

Because I want more

literally

MILF

Money I’d Like to Find

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

whenever i spend my day outside when the weather is good i’m like wow i’ve finally unlocked the secret to inner peace

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

due to personal reasons I will make out with my gf and love her unconditionally

are you ok?

me, between tears: i just wanna make out

its not a sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel really sad around 8pm

when you’re kissing someone and you stop kissing them for a sec and smile and kiss again I can’t think of something more beautiful than that