Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

I don’t know what to do with this information

… don’t die

me whenever a human being speaks to me:

Shulk’s bussy after getting used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

:/

yall are wild.

incense smells bad there i said it

how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? 🤔

reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles

BOOM! GUESS WHO STEPPED IN THE ROOM!

THIS IS THE DEEPEST SHIT EVER!!! Why doesn’t this have notes?!?!?!

PREACCCCHHHHHH!

The tea has been poured

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

reblobbed

seriously have nothing to lose

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

Maybe my tax refund will finally come through

Rent is due. Pls help me, money gods.

Truuu

Show me the money!

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

Just ran into Canela eating BY HERSELF on Christmas Eve 😰

We have always been here. 

Vintage MLM love photography post

Vintage WLW love photography post

Please add more if you have them <3 

Pictures from back in the gay

GAYMAZING :D

I know this is a long post - but omg it gave me feels. Can you imagine how intense their love had to be to survive how homophobic it was back then. 😭😭😭

About to eat my first weed brownie

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

why did u eat 4?????

i was hungry 

Yeah

Lmfao.

hey what the fuck??

In all my years of the internet..

This fucking show man I’m crying

Bruh…I’m cryin’!

bro the ass jiggling from the aftermath had me soo weak

Bitch ohmyGod lmfaaoo

Why

Her fucking ass was getting SHOT

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

— Joseph Campbell