cold water

him

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

Me logging on to make bad posts

See this is why I like and respect Bill Skarsgard. He's playing a scary character, but as soon as the cameras stop rolling he's all friendly and encouraging with his child costars. There's no bullshit "method acting" where he just keeps acting like a creep to "stay in character". He's an actor. He gets into and out of his role as needed, because that's what an actor is supposed to do. And he's getting all the kids psyched up in a fun and encouraging way. That fuckhead Jared Leto could learn a thing or two about playing a scary clown.

Twitter is a different universe

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

@kidlazer @lowki-savage

hey handsome…………of that money to me

hey… that’s…. uh…..

She learned that on Pinterest

none of this would have happened under the Babadook Presidency

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

there is only one winner

Situations Anyone Who Has Laughed At The Anti-Vax Movement Can Relate To.

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

More love and support for disabled/chronically ill people with illnesses/symptoms that are considered gross or embarrassing. 

More love and support for people with urinary problems, with bowel problems, with flatulence problems, with incontinence. 

More love and support for people with rashes or bumps or scaly skin or acne or any skin that’s somehow considered inferior. 

More love and support for people with reproductive problems, with hormone imbalances, with unusual hair growth, with hair loss, with excessive sweating/hyperhidrosis. 

More love and support for people with “deformities” and people whose bodies aren’t symmetrical.

Obviously this isn’t a complete list, so feel free to add on. But if any of this applies to you, you are not alone, you are not gross, and you are not ugly.