Very distinguished
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Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we’ll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that’s just the circle of life
pyrrha dve is a bastion of irresponsible sex and i dont have to agree with it but i do respect it
will never get over her and presumably g1deon thinking that kid was theirs. you were just rawdogging the enemy huh? ungloved while fucking the most dangerous woman youve met in your life? alright
a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Les Misérables by Victor Hugo will
my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"
I don't know if I ever posted this shot from the desert in February 2018 of Michael and David (he's getting mic'ed up, not mugged). It was the kind of panoramic shot that decides that Michael is a big floating giant head.
Future meme
Am I doing this right? I’m tired.
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Excuse the bad quality. I made this at 4 am in like 5 minutes on my phone.
