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Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn't protect the environment. What an evil lady.

Me today:

Women: *gather around Carol ready to fight*

Carol:

hey my little brother just sent me this and I’m kinda crying 

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

PHIL OPENLY TALKING ABOUT SEX I’M????

Frozen 2 (2019)

I’M GAY.

the frozen 2 trailer just dropped reblog this if you think disney should give elsa a girlfriend

sometimes I get so angry thinking about ‘The Imitation Game’ that I have to go in a little ‘upset big tantrum room’ in my head for a calm down

like, Benisnatch Cumberque played the same character he’s always plays as an asshole genius and we were all supposed to be okay with it, but it’s basically character slander

at different parts of the movie Turing is described as ‘arrogant, “inhuman,” “narcissistic,” and even “a monster,” in the film he goes against those around him and is shown to periodically ignore and belittle his colleagues

And. I. Am. So. Angry.

Alan Turing was described by his friends and people that knew him as “intensely shy and kindly”, he was said to “inspire loyalty and affection among those who appreciated his unusual gifts” and was “unfailingly generous with his time and expertise, especially toward younger recruits”

He was kind, he was kind, HE WAS KIND, he was kind

he was kind and geeky and awkward and gay, I don’t care if the whole of society doesn’t find that compelling, I don’t care if we don’t value kindness as an attribute in men, he deserved to be loved and respected as he was, not as we wish he was

I am so sorry Alan Turing, I am so sorry your story was not told with care and thoughtfulness, I am so sorry you didn’t get to be shown to be deeply in love with the men you loved, I am sorry your great and terrible tragedy was never unfolded as a kind and brilliant man abused by a horrible homophobic system

You are a hero that turned the tides of history like no other and I am so sorry

Ma'am, your organs are shutting down.

Wombman

imagine being so insufferably self righteous even your organs yeet

Today is the first and last time we will ever see a 6969th day of a century in our lifetimes.