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@khazad

kirsch/foggy 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
he/him • 28 • autistic
this is my tolkien sideblog!
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house rules

  • i have not and will not read the silmarillion. no dwarves no hobbts what the point.
  • all of the peter jackson movies are good, because they have gandalf in them and he is funny and cool.
  • my art is tagged #art
  • my fic is tagged #fic

if you support p*do/inc*st apologia delivered through fic or consider yourself “anti anti”, block me. do NOT follow, interact with, or contact me. this is a hard boundary.

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middle-earth dashboard simulator

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pippin was 29 years old???

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he should've been at the green dragon

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#gates of argonath #argonath #amon hen #middle earth landscapes #photographers of middle earth #travel #dark academia #lmao pls reblog this i almost fell out of my boat taking this photo

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my hungry ass could never travel with lembas

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#the entitlement i see on this site sometimes is disgusting #y'all will just post about having easy access to lembas when we can't eats hobbit food??? #we must starve??? #vent #do not rb

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CALLOUT FOR GRIMA WORMTONGUE

I've talked a lot about this already on this blog, but I want to have everything collected in one post so next time some dipshit with a white hand icon slides into my inbox to call me a liar I can just link to this post. tl;dr grima wormtongue has been poisoning my uncle and the land of rohan for the past few years, and here are the receipts:

Keep reading

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i stg if one more of you tells me I should've sent frodo on the eagles I'm asking iluvatar to take me back

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recent read: there and back again: a hobbit's tale by bilbo baggins

I thought this was SOOO fun and cute! I'm usually not into rpf but did anyone else think there was something between bilbo and thorin? 👀 I can't be the only one who saw it. but the ending made me cry my eyes out.

4.5/5 stars

#booklr #there and back again #bilbo baggins #recent read #dark academia #light academia #book review

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who up mirking they wood

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wtf the new king of gondor just bowed to these four random short guys?? everyone else bowed too and I just went along with it lmao 😅 am I missing something????

#this is right after he sang a song and made out with some hot elf chick #truly the wildest coronation i've ever been to

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ULTIMATE HOTTEST FIRST AGE BADDIE TOURNAMENT FINALS!!!!

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here y'all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other

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everyone who voted galadriel is a kinslayer apologist #luthiensweep

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fuck my job so much. everyone manifest an attack on gondor so I can finally warm my fingers on this beacon fire.

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by eru this can't be happening

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The appendices that read:

“[Gimli] was named Elf-friend because of the great love that grew between him and Legolas”

And

“We have heard tell that Legolas took Gimli Glóin’s son with him because of their great friendship, greater than any that has been between elf and Dwarf. If this is true, then it is strange indeed … More cannot be said of this matter.”

OOOHHHHHhhhhkayyyyyYyyyy

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nitocrisss

you know what i don’t get, when ppl write angry thorin as very, idk, menacing, loud, and demanding, like it makes him grab ppl by the arm, smack his sister-sons on the head every five minutes as if they annoy him constantly, throw things, invade personal space, loom over bilbo while the hobbit recoils instinctively and stuff, i mean, did we even watch the same movies

why would bilbo be afraid of thorin when by the end of the first movie he is already telling him off, taking none of his shit, when he regards thorin as an equal, believes himself no lesser that any king from the very start, when he doesn’t hesitate to stand by thorin’s side at any point, whatever his mood, arguing with him, not even bothering to conceal his own annoyance with thorin

no one in the company is intimidated by thorin. he does look big, but he doesn’t look threatening, not really. he’s very reserved. the only scolding fili and kili ever get is verbal and actually quite mild, and already they look so guilty - it really does show how gentle he must be with them most of the time. even with dwalin there isn’t any of that good-natured brawling that is so popular in fanfics (although there’s some in the bts videos, i grant you). all thorin and dwalin do in the movies is basically whisper “fucking elves” to each other and tut all over everyone, rolling their eyes disapprovingly. also dwalin despite being quite rude with everyone else (even with bard’s kids) is practically cooing over thorin lmao he knows full well that his king has a soft soul

when thorin is angry he shuts down and backs away, sulking, actually growing distant - i can see no connection between being displeased and expressing it physically in his conduct, on the contrary, the only thing that makes him attempt physical contact is affection. physicality is a happy thing for him, pleasant and reassuring. touching is reserved for caring gestures, forehead-bumping and shoulder-grabbing and hugs, it’s so telling and important and intimate that he doesn’t even touch the hobbit much because he is goddamn awkward and transparent af and a hopeless nerd and i cannot get over thorin oakenshield help help help…