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Stay dandy, baby

@kfcdoubledown / kfcdoubledown.tumblr.com

THE RAMBLING WHISPERS OF A DEAD BLOGGING WEBSITE
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(to the tune of a child writing a letter to santa claus) dear mister venom snake. i have been very good this year and would please and thank you very much like to be fulton extracted to mother base. i promise to not start knife fights when morale is low and you can send me on any kind of missions you want. love from mimi (leaves my vape and a cheesecake mag by the fireplace)

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froody

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

is he behind you as you type that

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it is continually inspiring to me that there is a nearly middle aged man who writes for a sports website who posts like us, truly the posters spirit can be found anywhere

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chongoblog

To be fair this is also the 17776 guy

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ajani

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable