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Uh. I dunno.

@keys-and-control

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My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

Zelda Lore:  “this is a twisted, mindless monster formed from a mere fragment of an ancient god of hate and destruction, if you let it reach this temple the whole fking world will end" 

 the boss in question:

tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:

free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:

pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands

A friend had a dream that a cute emo guy was flirting with them so I tried to recreate the description they gave me :D like DAMN why am I not getting the Dreamo guy...

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Another thing filmed by 100legs_NP on twitter but I NEED you to see how this terrestrial planarian snorts around looking for prey and also how it stretches its underside into little conveyer belt feet, there’s hardly anything else quite like these animals. They kill other tiny animals by melting them by the way.

"ccute baby bunny compilation" "cutest rabbit videos!" "cute bunny so sweet every video" NO. i want FUNNY rabbit. i want rabbit STUPID compilatiom. I want every video of a rabbit thumping over some inane thing . i want a compilation of ever rabbit thats ever jumped in a trash bin. show me the goddamn animal