Me on Tuesday the day before my vacation starts: I'm gonna be so productive! Gonna relax and interact with people online and just vibe! Hell maybe I can even read some books for a change!!
Me three days later: I've killed three Moldugas, found several shrines, spent a day with my wife Paya, found the Gerudo Fairy Fountain and I'm now currently hunting down more shrines to annihilate as we speak-
Full Throttle AU: Poor Tiger. Midoriya messing up his percentage means Tiger might get punched into the side of a mountain.
Midoriya messing up his percentage in this AU means there isn't a mountain.
Remember, people! This is a Midoriya for whom United States of Smash is something he has to work down to!
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.
The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.
like the fuck are they gonna do lmao
Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious
@humming-fly you were so right in these tags
Escaping Gravity X Tarrasque: Big fluffy friend now has One For All. What’s a girl to do?
Suddenly so stressed and so relieved simultaneously
Escaping Gravity:
Uraraka: *whistles innocently, gives Midoriya Hyper Regeneration so he can recover easily*
OfA: Wonderful, mine now.
Uraraka: *pulls on it* Come on! Give it back!
OfA: I said mine now!
Uraraka: *sighs* Well, if anyone needs it the most…
(crossed with Guardian Spirit the conversation could be literal…)
Uraraka: "What if someone else needs it!?" One For All: *hisses like a cat*
Like, she absolutely would've given it to him after the USJ since he hurt himself with One For All there at the end and she snagged it from the Noumu. But also she was kinda hoping to use it herself? And maybe on the others in the class? If she gives One For All this nifty Shock Absorption than can it give back Hyper Regeneration?
The idea of her bargaining with Midoriya's Quirk while he's oblivious is really funny to me.
Ochako: Ok, if i give you Shock Absorption will you give me Hyper Regeneration back? That will way Midoriya won’t get hurt from the blowback of his quirk, and it will be less awkward then trying to explain why he suddenly has Nomu-levels of regeneration. And I could give it to other people to help them as well. Ofa: *begrudgingly* …you make valid points. Deal. All exchanges are final though.
Izuku: Why do i feel like I just missed something important happening?
Is now a good time to mention that one of the Hosu Noumu also has a Hyper Regeneration Quirk?
I don't want to overdo it, so I just wanted to ask... Do you think you'll ever get tired of clowning on pre-character development Shinso? Because I'm pretty sure I won't.
Clowning on characters pre-development is the first step to their character developing
Uraraka trying to bargain with OfA like kids trading Pokemon cards is an incredible mental image
Isn't it?
Escaping gravity x guardian spirit
Izuku *chasing after ofa like a pet owner whose pet is chewing on something it's not supposed to*: give Urqraka her quirk back!
(Throw in chimerofa too and we can make it literal)
Escaping Gravity X Tarrasque:
Uraraka: *Screaming into the fluffy mane*
Midoriya: “Um… are you oka-“
Uraraka: “I’M FINE!!”
It's therapeutic
if luffy looked at you like a puppy that wants your food, you are gonna give him your food, bc how could you say no to those eyes
Luffy hanging a sign on his pirate ship just for Ace and Sabo . and it says “Stop sleeping with my crew, Get your own”
#if you can't get homemade weird horniness then store bought is fine
Guardian Spirit x Failed Foresight:
OfA ran away from Nighteye. Hopping from host to host until they find one they like.
If it's shit hit da bricks
Ground zero AU: So how does Endeavor react to Midoriya's death and All might's retirement?
Midoriya's death hits him harder than most tragic training accidents because of the whole Touya thing, but he also doesn't know Midoriya at all, so it only hits him so hard.
All Might's retirement hits him harder. There's no big battle and he doesn't see All Might's weakened form. He's even more upset about being the new Number One on a technicality than he was in canon, and the weight of being The Symbol of Peace takes longer to really get.
Escaping Gravity x Miss Direction: Midoriya and Compress open AFO’s biggest vault, and wind up finding Uraraka by complete chance. Time is a flat circle.
AFO: damnit, AGAIN?!??
Oh man and this one will really fuck him over
Not So Ordinary x Quirkless Quartet:
Ippan Josei and Rumi share OfA through the power of love!
Is that what they call it these days
Not so ordinary X Guardian spirit
OFA: she's so friend shaped/sized I HAVE to pick her.
It's a good reason
