Kettle Sound

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

what the dog doin

An action sequence from the Chinese opera 白蛇传·情/Tale of the White Snake, which showcases Chinese opera water sleeves (水袖) and spear kicking (踢枪)

Wendell & Wild (2022)

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

My new film, Kunpengopterus

Kunpengopterus antipollicatus was a middle to late Jurassic pterosaur from the Tiaojishan Formation in China. K. antipollicatus had an opposable digit that would have made the pterosaur adept at grabbing tree branches and possibly other little tasty things.

Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East.

What's up I'm back 😎

dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels

all you need to know to go watch RRR is that 1) british historians hate it, 2) you can SEE everything no problem in the JUNGLE in the DARK and 3) my adhd distracted and anxious ass sat down and watched full 3hrs of it in the middle of exam season

I JUST WATCHED RRR AND THAT WAS THE MOVIEST MOVIE I'VE EVER MOVIED DEFINITELY A MOVIE/MOVIE RATING GO WATCH IT

Me siento estúpido

ghost spotting/comfirmed cosplay

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