"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.
horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design
I work at an equine hospital and for non horse people, there’s ice in those buckets for the horse’s feet. This is a common thing to do after a horse eats too much food, as ingesting high amounts of sugar causes inflammation in the hoof. So this horse is not just content in his buckets, he’s likely just enjoyed the greatest meal of his life.
it got lost in the sauce so hard that it had to put its feet in the sauce shoutout to a homie and a legend
I have had the honor of working on two different comics projects with Don Hertzfeldt. But this is the story of my first interaction with the man.
just opened threads. it's basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again
THE FINISHED INNER SEAMS WTF??????? Y'ALL WERE GETTING FINISHED EDGES????
"Brennan Lee Mulligan on puppet history!!!" "Lou Wilson on puppet history!!!" Yes, but have you considered Zac Oyama on puppet history???
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wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??
happy 5 years to son boy allowed
Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign
SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK
Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature
is he okay
Damn he must've contributed so much to Morbius' gross
That's the funniest part. For his Morbius vid, he actually bought tickets to Everywhere All At Once and snuck into Morbius each time as to not play any part in making Sony think that they should make more Morbius.
Not all heroes wear capes, but according to that thumbnail this one does
earloffabulousness-deactivated2
You remind me of the blade.
What blade?
… the blade with the power?
What power?
The power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the blade…
I saw my baby stabbing hard as babe could stab
What could I do? My baby’s blood had gone and left my baby blue
you gotta include this photo
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This is it. The internet has come full circle. You can all go home now. We’re done.
It’s been months and I’m still fighting this fight
OP let it be known I tried to blaze this and it got rejected...
I guess we'll have to do this the old fashioned way.
Denizens of Tumblr!
You know what must be done.
10/10 “Blaze”
Off means off
Yall really need to get Xkit Rewritten, at least for the "tweaks" extension of that addon.
the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.
assault parrots, if you will
I've always wondered why parrots and kestrels look so similar! This makes so much sense
I can't be autistic bc I'm actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone's head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button