photosynthesize your worries into strength
the first person to name their baby "ellory": i just think celery is the most beautiful and unique baby name. if only my partner agreed. what ever shall we do......
ouuughhh,..,.,,, mgfgghmmmggg.....,,,,
JESSE. JESSE YOU WORTHLESS IMBECILE. STOP POURING OIL ON YOURSELF JESSE. YOU CAN’T FLY IN THE RAIN BECAUSE YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN OIL JESSE. IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOS-
YEAH BITCH IT WORKED
the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house
#sometimes if im high it starts to fuck me up#like oh my god.. we are all animals... but i am big animal and she is small animal i decided to just take into my home and feed#and idk what this small animal is thinking or if it's even real. am i real? we are all animal#huge derealization hours#it's hard to explain in words lol
i saw this license plate today and started having a coughing fit out of excitement
neurotypicals be like "why do you look so mad" and im like. im not? and then i remember im supposed to be performing Happiness like a court jester
Going to the cursed farmers market to buy fucked up and evil locally sourced cheeses
