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waiting for cum to come back in style

@kerogacha

✞ antihoney ✞ 24 ✞ he/him 🏳‍⚧ ✞ I hate minors

this blog is so dusty, i wanna just delete everything and start fresh but...ehhhh

Honey (Who owns his servant/husband Buchi) made a bio sheet for their frog people race so I borrowed it to make a profile for him too.

Meet Silacci: the pinnacle of perfection, clone/demon hybrid experiment who could not be stopped and decided to make it the rest of the world’s problem for a bit. He’s settled down for a long while now in a stretch of forest dividing some of the beastman and human territories. He’s particularly fond of pestering the local frogmen villages either on his own or with his army of spiders. It’s an unspoken rule that anyone who steps foot in his part of the forest is his to do with as his pleases (9/10 he eats them).

Also this bitch comes in other colors as a winter camouflage method

Body Horror Under the Cut

Showing off Sila’s full mouth and the rest of his eyes (only the top pair are human in appearance. He’s blind and the bottom ones are difficult to open, but doing so is a powerful intimidation tool for him~

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

Anonymous asked:

Okay so I don't know why people say sex or love is what makes us human. Lots of organisms in nature have sex or mate for life. You know what makes us human? Cooking. Nothing else in nature cooks except humans. Checkmate aphobes. Sincerely, an ace cook.

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is that true??

Holy shit!!

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Not only that, some anthropologists think that cooking is what MADE us human- as in the ability to consume large amounts of EASIER-to-digest calories (with all the pathogens killed off and the tough cell walls broken down) is the thing that allowed us to devote evolutionary energy to growing larger brains, and solidified the beginnings of communal human civilization. Have you seen how many hours a day pandas spend chewing on raw bamboo? Cooking let us take a shortcut so we could evolve in other ways. Especially bread, bc it’s a lot of caloric energy packed into a portable chunk you could take with you for days and days. Also in order to have bread you have to have grain farms, so bread (and beer, also made from grains) sort of catalyzed humans settling down into centralized permanent settlements. So cooking (and eventually farming) didn’t just help us physiologically evolve into our current form, but also shaped our social structures from the beginning. You should watch the Michael Pollan documentary “Cooked,” on Netflix! It’ll rock your world.

Go grandpa!

You should probably let fungus consume you

Just my opinion feel free to disagree

can i disagree?

Up to you, I wouldn't though

ghdb fuck okay.., i think ,,i disagree :/

Hmm okay *marks something down on a clipboard and walks away*

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This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

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i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck

rb for the last pic being the best demonstration by far

“This is why I draw in black and white” was all my sleepy, horrified boyfriend could say.

Holy…. you know what… this last image is probably the only image that has ever been able to convince me this brain hack was a real thing and we didn’t all just roar onto the battlefield because half of us had been hideously duped… we were all duped. By our own brains.

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What sorcery is this?