OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu

in the name of midori’s center i redrew one of my most popular comics

this man sees 40 moves ahead

I don't think this guy knows what an equation is.

I regret posting this because every time it gets a note I'm reminded of its existence.

I have one even more powerful for him:

Imagine where we can get with Blockchain-based AIs!

dying.

@todays-problematic-ship

Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW

On jokes

Oh I see so it's not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it's that they put every song ever on it

The word "faggot" appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy's are on here.

I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.

IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

snoopy of the day

Yeah wait what the fuck

Having to join someone's Discord to get help instead of finding the answer on a forum or webpage is like if you asked someone on the street for directions, and they said they'd only tell you if you came over to their house.

Tumblr is so funny because you can make a post like "hey do not mix bleach and vinegar in your cleaning, you'll make chlorine gas and you do not want to make chlorine gas. It is dangerous to mix these two specific chemicals together", and the comments are like

"Um vinegar isn't dangerous?? My mom cleans things with vinegar all the time and we have never had lung issues. White people are insane." (<- does not use bleach, missing the point)

"OH MY GOD BLEACH IS CHLORINE GAS? NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I'VE BEEN CLEANING WITH BLEACH MY WHOLE LIFE, I WILL DIE." (<- has literally never used vinegar in cleaning, and never mixed the two, missing the point)

"This is just stupid fearmongering, we use bleach and vinegar to wash the floors all the time, OP is lying." (<- does not actually know what "vinegar" is, and is confusing the word for something else)

"Yeah this is true enough but also keep in mind that this kind of household cleaning product chlorine gas is too weak and unreliable to use for domestic terrorism purposes." (<- raises concerns, but potentially has a point)

every day i get top surgery and every night they grow back again

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower