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Keres81- Born n bred Hiddledarling

@keres81

some shit I’ll probably never finish

I see that you guys like my art (thank you so much ;v;) I’ll just let you know that I only posts sketches and WIPs here, and that my main art blog is sahodraws o/

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Why anyone would ever leave a hotel room with this man to go ANYWHERE, I do not know. At least for the first few years months weeks. :P

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Amen to that, @maevecurrywrites

My dream romantic vacation: traveling the world to see how many beds in how many cities we could demolish. :P

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Better pack your duct tape, @maevecurrywrites 😜

Women Over 40

“As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it’s usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.”

- CBS commentator, Andy Rooney on women over 40

Tom teaches the Fox 5 DC team the two-step and seduces them all [x]

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Reblogging to add that Tom was absolutely ready to dance with that gentleman, too. It’s not only the women who are in danger…

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Everyone is in danger...

even animals

couldn’t you imagine him dancing hands holding paws with a golden retriever? wouldn’t be able to tell whose who! :D