went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

Me: Eating rice a bit too quickly

Frog brain: Only a fish would eat rice like that! Activate fish mode!

you can give birth in midair for an extra jump. like jumping off yoshi in super mario world

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

These guys are really on to something here.

ambrose's lawyer swag has bewitched and ensorcelled me

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Went so fast it blasted their bra off

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this is literally correct. im so mad that i cant find it right now, maybe i will later, but a few months ago i read such a funny paper, it was a report on a survey of k-tape use by sports medicine people and physical therapists, and 70% of them reported that they knew/had observed that k-tape does absolutely nothing, but that athletes are so superstitious that the PTs would use the tape anyway because it improved performance via placebo. the majority of studies on k-tape are either inconclusive or a very definite "this does absolutely nothing".

i could see it maybe being useful specifically for proprioception due to pull sensation, and possibly in EDS patients where skin elasticity had something to do with muscle/joint stability and taping the surface provided more resistance. otherwise its less relevant to injury than prehistoric medical tatooing, at least the latter would involve microinjury with a needle, which we do have evidence to support lol

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

edited charlie killing you with a magic bolt

Their entire relationship

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

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I've only just started tears of the kingdom but I already have my favorite snapshot

so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

ye pretty much