trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
i mean if that's what you want.. congrats Spock 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
i was watching futurama with my friend last night and it glitched out so bad i got the best screenshot ever .
it seems wrong to me that gargoyles are confined to the outside of buildings i think you should be able to have gargoyles at the end of your bed guarding you while you sleep if you want to
when I was in like third grade I wanted to be goth really bad so I made my mom take me to Target and we bought a single decorative foam gargoyle because I decided yes this is goth enough and so I kept it in my bright teal bedroom until I got embarrassed enough as I aged and then let it rot outside in the garden idk where that bastard is now
muppet profiles
the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3
Fan art I drew of dobby dying in a glue trap
i need to smoke a joint with him so so bad
pussy from a man who’s constantly on the edge of losing his mind
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs
despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response
