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oh monstrous, oh monstrous

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jd // jay-dove. 30s, queer, white, they/them/their, e/em/eir. ttrpgs & accessibility. faqs | ko-fi | my book wishlist! | join the people's accessibility discord if you want help with descriptions!

just making a new pinned post with relevant links etc. i will probably edit and add to this occasionally.

i'm JD, here to promote accessibility and talk about the ttrpgs i gm.

important stuff

ways you can support me, if you'd like

  • buy something from my etsy shop - I make paper flowers and a lot of them are pride themed! I also do custom orders. Etsy is my main source of income right now so buying something from my shop would help me out a ton!
  • tip me on kofi
  • buy me a book off my wishlist

i hope brennan lee mulligan knows that "she's just a baby" is singly the most mind destroying devastating choice of protest he couldve said as aelwyn abernant in that moment where shes defending adaine. there is not even one other collection of words that could ever come close to how world rending that was

Rewatched Sokka’s Master today and while I’ve always known that episode was impeccable, what stood out to me this time was the subplot about Aang, Katara, and Toph missing Sokka, which I find absolutely wonderful because it has nothing to do with how “useful” he is in terms of his skill set. It’s not that they go on a mission and realize they’re lost without Sokka’s tactical abilities. It’s not that they’re in a situation where none of them can bend and they need Sokka to teach them how to fight in other ways. It’s genuinely just them being lost without Sokka because he’s funny. It’s not showing that Sokka’s indispensable as a warrior, but that he’s indispensable as the friend they can count on to lighten the mood, and that that’s just as important

AND I GIVE MY BODY WILLINGLY TO THE SYNTHETIC DIVINE - transmonstera

[IMAGE ID: "TRANSSEXUALISM IS MY SALVATION AND I PRAY AT THE ALTAR OF SEX CHANGES AND HORMONES" in white bold text on a background of bright pink. there are praying hands on the left and right of the image, and cherubs on the top and bottom. white stars of varying sizes decorate the entire image which is overlayed in pink. END]

subtle intimacy is so soft. knowing someone’s routine and slowly becoming a part of it. memorising favourite teas and soups and drink orders. good morning and good night texts and messy paragraphs of love written half asleep. nicknames only you know. just small things that say “look how dear you are to me.”

worthy of grace, an incarnation of our favorite data ghost, in the colors of the twilight mirage; for a late day 6 of 15 days of f@tt

[image id: worthy of grace / fourteen fifteen stands in their projecting dress, displaying the sky and clouds in the colors of the twilight mirage. they’re standing against a dark background with stylized stars, planet-like circles on an orbit and bright smoke/clouds surrounding the bottom of their dress. they’re holding a microphone and smiling. end id]

[image description: two photos of a bouquet of small rolled paper roses in the trans pride colors of pink, white and blue. Then there are two photos of a garland made up of the same kind of flowers, attached to a leafy green ribbon.]

🌸🌼🌺 Pride flowers on Etsy 🌺🌼🌸

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cameo of a ginkgo guy (it’s a wood magnet) insp by antique cameo brooches. shop update on saturday, may 27 ✨

[ID: An ovular wooden magnet showing the black bust of a person with a canine head from the side. The portrait is silhouette-like and mostly featureless except for a single eye in white and gold markings around the eye. There are gold ginkgo leaves along the bottom of the portrait. The bust is set against a white backdrop with a gold frame around it, which also has ginkgo leaves coming off it. End ID.]

[image description copied from alt text: two arrangements of large paper roses, three of each in rainbow colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple.]

my shop's pride sale is over at the end of june! this is almost certainly the biggest sale I'll hold all year, so if you want some pride flowers, get 'em while the gettin's good.

🌺🌸🏳️‍🌈 Pride Flowers on Etsy 🏳️‍🌈🌸🌺

Accepting that all you can do is work on yourself and you will never ever be able to change other people is simultaneously the most freeing/scary thing in the world. Also you will think you’ve accepted this and then realize you haven’t when you lose someone over and over again until you actually do. Btw

[ID: A tweet from Caldwell Tanner that reads: "⛰️⚔️LEGENDS OF IRONDEEP⚔️⛰️ (I've had this drawing idea in my head since the ending of the last arc but just now found time to make it. Hope y'all are enjoying the show!) #NADDPod" Attached is an illustration from Naddpod Campaign 3 in black and white with light blue shading. The bottom half shows a cracking domed sphere that contains a mountainous icy landscape. Ultrus stands in the center of it with his back to the viewer, wearing an antlered helm and wielding a large battleaxe as he looks up. Kneeling behind him, defeated, is Calder, whose sword is broken in his hand. Above the dome is the rest of the Duck Team centered around foster, who is mid-quack with spread wings and glowing eyes. On his left is Callie and on his right is Sol, both wearing duck team tracksuits and facing offscreen looking serious and determined. Callie is holding a sparkling flower. She has winter berries in her hair and tears in her eyes. Sol has a clenched fist glowing with energy. Behind Foster, framed by his wings, is an older Hardwon. He is grinning, wearing goggles across his forehead and a battleaxe on his back.]

New Caldwell art <333

happy earth day! respect all life, even dandelions growing in your sidewalk!

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[Begin ID: A digital painting done in a rough and simplistic style of a patch of dandelions. Some are blooming and others have gone to seed. Warm and vibrant oranges, yellows and greens are used throughout. The artist’s signature reads “E. Doughty” in the lower right corner \ end ID]

[id: A ceramic sculpture of a mushroom, with a white stem and an orange and yellow cap. It’s got hooks around the edges of the cap, with little mugs hanging from them. The mugs are all identical; they’re white with a cluster of mushrooms sculpted and painted on the side. End id.]

I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended

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happy visibility week lesbians heres a butch werewolf

ID. lineless digital art of a werewolf lounging in a white sleeveless tshirt and loose green-brown pants. they have a wolf head and feet, and are covered in hair. they have doberman coloring and orange eyes. they have multiple black bracelets, several piercings including an eyebrow and nose, and a little thought bubble with a lesbian flag in it. End ID.

It’s amazing how on the internet I’m like hey here’s a thing that helped me. Maybe it will help you.

And then someone is always like if I do that thing though it will kill me.

Probably don’t do it then. Idk what you want from me, man.

If I’m like adding tomato to your sandwich is yummy and you’re like “but I’m deathly allergic to tomatoes what am I supposed to do”

Idk dude. Not eat tomatoes I guess.

I’ve got this old post where I was like hey sometimes it’s fun to try to get a chore done while you’re waiting for water to boil or something. Might help if you have adhd. It’s free deadline.

And I still get people commenting on that post like uhm no some of us have anxiety so bad that we’d pass out if we did that.

Like. Probably don’t do that then?

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Tumblr has trouble with the concept that there's a huge range of options in between "forbidden" and "compulsory."