kenzie

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

A lad that drank so much during the Brazilian carnival that he forgot his Girlfriend was on his shoulders via reddit user stchy_5

:/

:( poor gorl

Crush his head between your thighs

priorities

“So, do you like stuff?” (via Daniel Gardner)

(via antiqeu)

WHEN YOU SHOW UP TO THE WRONG PARTY BUT YOU STILL TURNT

A timeline of phones

Bitch dont go to school tomorrow

*alarm goes off*

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cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad

People are letting autocorrect name their Pokemon and it’s beautiful 💕

@ahandaroundyourwrist

free him

if ur scared for the world clap ur hands 👏👏