That’s So Gay

suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it

The Probability Spiral 4.0

161 of my dice collection in one glorious Spiral. It's amazing to me that I've only been collecting for a year and a few months. I'll update again at 200

Thank you all for making this yet another unforgettable Pride Month. ❤️

I wanted to give a shout-out to some of the crazy talented artist who have shared their Pride themed Fan Art with me.

I nor the crew could be more honored. Thank you!!

🏳️‍🌈 Artwork by:

Baconbitmadison: https://www.instagram.com/baconbitmadison/?hl=en

sajathelionsblog:  https://sajathelionsblog.tumblr.com/post/179040576123/horrorbisexual-hermuis-girls-get-made-fun-of

chiqy279 https://tiktogram.com/user/chiqy279

my ideal video game would be survival horror that slowly turns into a dating sim because the monsters think im cute

i am a single father and my daughter is going through that demon summoning phase but shes really successful with it and all of these hellish monsters keep showing up in our small rural village, however i am very cute and the monsters all want to kiss me

LINDA CARDELLINI as Diana Hyland in A Simple Favor (2018) dir. Paul Feig

the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it

what’s good about this is that our demon here COULD wear a button down, but this has clearly never occurred to them which indicates that they’re a himbo too

Me, staring at shirtless himbo demon and taking off my own shirt: oh my god, you’re so fucking stupid

GIF MAKER POSITIVITY MEME

day four: friendship // dedicated to the WOMANS server ♡ insp.

A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon. Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.” A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend. Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur.

— Ira Byock, The Best Care Possible: A Physician’s Quest to Transform Care Through the End of Life (x)

The north always remembers

Mammals do a lot more murdering of babies than fiction actually portrays.

It’s not just lions that like to murder the kids of rivals. Bears do it, canines do it, rodents too. Bottlenose dolphins murder porpoises just because they look like baby dolphins.

And there’s plenty of mammal moms who just eat the kids as a stress response and go about their business and try again elsewhere.

#meanwhile spiders and insects in general are much better parents yet are portrayed terribly in media

there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life

like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”

this reminds me of her emphasis on the cullens car that she constantly described with such awe and admiration and it always had me WEAK bc she tells you it’s a volvo s40 but then Describes it as if Edwards ass was pulling into the high school parking lot in a lamborghini or something and not literally a regular grey sedan

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What’s even better is that that’s not “the Cullens’ car,” it’s specifically Edward’s. There is literally nothing interesting about Edward even in comparison to the other inhumanly perfect immortals he lives with. Bella saw this quintessentially dull man and was like “I’m gonna climb that like a tree.”

like specifically regarding cars, everyone else in the family had a Cool Car. A Car Person’s Car. Alice literally steals (and then subsequently purchases) a Porsche at one point. And Edwards’s over here like, “I drive a volvo bc it has good collision ratings and decent gas mileage. I got it in mid-grey bc it’s statistically less likely to get pulled over”

I had no knowledge of cars in the slightest when i read those books. I assumed automatically that a Volvo was this really nice high end car based on how she described it. Ding dong I was wrong

He was so fucking boring like how did he ever stand out to her

Anne Hathaway + The Thing OCEAN’S 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

this is a straight-up indie French movie about star-crossed love. five-stars.

i relate to the ones who were playing but then got distracted by food

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

The Good Place really said “People improve when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them, when they don’t?” and “We choose to be good because of our bonds with other people” and “What matters isn’t if people are good or bad. What matters is if they’re trying to be better today than they were yesterday” and “If soulmates do exist, they aren’t found, they’re made” and “That knowledge [that life ends] is what gives life meaning” and “The answer is friends” and “That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love” and I think that’s very sexy of them

the fact that anyone has to fucking explain this blows my mind

teach, child.