Anonymous asked:
(Hardenshipping) Summary of Pokemon ORAS: it's a lover's quarrel between two men and it involves ecoterrorism, little kid heroes, and legendary monsters. Is that summary accurate, Kynim?
Very accurate
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
i think if you stopped time and brought a gorilla to a new york deli and then started time again it wouldnt even be startled like it would immediately peruse the menu and order a reuben in sign language
made this a while ago but it’s still canon to me. wow! everyone here has parental issues (almost)
