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This post about how wasteful the advertising industry is really highlights something I think a lot of people don't realise, which is that industry is not only incredibly, unfathomably inefficient but it's also run by idiots and it's a miracle that anything functions at all

Huge swathes of employees aren't producing anything and are completely redundant while the process to grow and prepare your food is often so precarious it almost doesn't happen; just look up all the recent recalls in your area to see what I mean.

My bf operates the machines that make milk bottles for a company that stocks not only supermarkets but fast food restaurants like McDonald's and they have only three of these bottle making machines, one for each quantity. There's one guy who has to fly in from out of state if the operators can't figure out a fix when one breaks down, which they do almost daily. Each machine is meant to have 3 people working it but more than once my bf has been the only person there, meaning he was running three machines single handedly. That's one person doing the work of nine people.

The whole operation is run on spit and hope, meanwhile offices are full of people whose jobs are just e-mailing each other back and forth. And this isn't a white collar vs blue collar thing either; the quantity of fresh produce that's just thrown away before it even makes it to processing is unreal. Animals too are slaughtered if there's a risk of disease outbreak and destroyed en masse. Cars are left to rust. And this isn't obscure knowledge! It's one of the contradictions of capitalism that we have to produce to excess but then destroy what can't be used

Like I think people just assume that there's some degree of proficiency, of efficiency, that there are systems in place to keep things running smoothly, and it's completely untrue. You know I'm very critical of the idea of supplanting capitalism for some other economic system which is still going to centre production above sustainability and human life but it's also true that simply cutting the superfluous work would decrease fossil fuel consumption by a lot

Like I saw a post that was like "advertising is really powerful they hire psychologists and everything" and idk how to explain that this is the kind of bullshit ad agencies sell to other businesses, like psychology itself is in the middle of a replication crisis even lmao. Ads aren't magic and a lot of the time, like that post I linked says, the people producing them are fully aware of the fact that they don't work. But they have to continue making them because making ads is also an industry!

just had a glass of tap water, fish oil, an 8ball, 150 mg of wellbutrin, a tetanus shot, 14 cigarettes, leftover pancetta sandwich, a testosterone shot, two packets of silica gel, a sip of black coffee and tablespoon of greek yogurt. can i drive your car

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An unusual request, but we’ve all been there- I’m looking for a very specific drawing of a little man but I have no idea how to find it - my friend even questioned if I was not mixing up memories, but I’m 100% certain that this guy exists, thus after half an hour of fruitless searching I have to give in and ask the public; I require help, can someone find me the original drawing that looks something like:

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The man has been found within seconds - I cannot think of any better way to prove the usefulness of having a platform, i am deeply grateful

The student loan debt thing got me thinking. Fuck the founding fathers of course, but "I am compelled to study war and politics so that my sons might have liberty to study philosophy and mathematics" is a great line and I think about it every time some fool starts complaining that life doesn't suck as much as it used to

"Kids today have it so easy!"

Yeah, Einstein, that's kinda the whole idea

and im pretty sure the second half of the quote is smth like "so that their sons might have liberty to study arts"

"I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain." 

- John Adams

Top three things to say to women

  1. That’s crazy
  2. Fair enough
  3. yeah it’s actually humidity more than the heat itself you’re feeling

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

was looking at the "list of books considered to be the worst" and decided to check libgen for a William McGonagall poetry collection. i don't know what I expected

i think this guy's fondness for writing poems about disasters is what elevates it

If this man wrote a eulogy for me I would return from the grave out of spite and hatred

Achievement unlocked: write poetry so bad it gets you posthumous shout-outs from Terry Pratchett, Spike Milligan, J.K. Rowling, Billy Connolly, Ripley’s Believe It or Not, and the Scots translation of Asterix

they hate to see a white boy exhibiting lyrical flow

They seem him rolling / they [are] hat[ing] him

It's... pretty blatant?

It really is. Here’s Jon Stewart talking about how it somehow gets a free pass.

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it's so fucked up. i remember reading the books expecting there to be a turn in the story, that house elves and goblins would be freed from wizard tyranny, i expected the story to culminate in some sort of a cultural revolution. we got to the part where harry buried dobby, and griphook felt touched that harry showed such respect to a creature that most wizards looked down on so he helped them in turn - and then betrayed them at his earliest convenience and it was all done out of greed. well fuck that shit. literally nothing changed. they killed voldemort and for what? they didn't put a stop to the ideals that sustained his influence! everyone stayed just as racist and classist as they were before and i read 7 books about the necessity of changing the status quo only for the protagonists to become the status quo in the end with a myriad of social issues never addressed.

it had a really good opportunity for a nice story but it remained unaware of its own themes (unless it was purposefully racist which i wouldn't presume) and for that it fell flat and we're left with a story that could have been about racism/classism from the nonracist/nonclassist perspective of the yet uncorrupted youth but what we got was plain old racism and classism with the not-as-subtle-as-we-thought hint of homophobia and transphobia.

Despite coming from one of the worst places on the internet, I always thought this was pretty good analysis of how nothing really changes in the wizarding world because Harry is born from an author who rigidly clings to the status quo rather than the betterment of society.

"The Harry Potter books are a childish rescue fantasy that feeds into a far more adult escapism: they are, after all, the ultimate fairytale of social mobility through merit. If you’re born with magical ability, you get to go to a special school where they’ll teach you special skills, and that’s okay, because you’ll be part of the good elite, who get to mess around catching pixies and playing wizard chess and protecting the powerless, and not the bad elite, who are like Nazis with better hair. In these stories, liberal meritocracy is set against the simpler evil of aristocracy—those wizards, including the Dark Lord himself, whose main bugbear throughout the series is the corruption of “pure” magical blood by Muggle-born witches and wizards. In a feat of worldbuilding that chimed perfectly with liberal triumphalism of the mid-nineties, it turns out that all magic is really good for—all Rowling’s Wizard government, the Ministry of Magic, exists to do—is to maintain the wizarding world as a secretive parasite universe, invisible to ordinary folk."

me: :(

ABBA: chiquitita you and i cry, but the sun is still in the sky and shining above you! let me hear you sing once more, like you did before, sing a new song chiquitita <333

me: :)