The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Hi I'm back from metrocon but what....happened to tumblr's layout???

a young streamer sits in his desk.

I wanted to redraw of the 45th LaLa Anniversary illustration since it's so pretty 🥺

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers

my idea of equestria girls/humanoid versions of mlp girls :}

hiii i'm opening icon commissions if you want a funny little icon for yourself

And here you have Punkstuck. If any of the designs are used just send me a message and I will tell you the details because certain details were so tiny you cant even see them on the sprites.

Got enough spikes there, Punk!Equius?

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IT IS REALLY WEIRD SEEING KANAYA’S LEGS

here's the WIP of the first minute-ish of the dave animation <3

I'm very silly

NO NO NO NO WHY IS THE TUMBLR DASHBOARD DIFFERENT????? WHY IS IT LIKE TWITTER? I HATE IT I HATE THIS PLEASE GO BACK IS THERE I PLACE I CAN TURN IT BACK

rewtched nimona w @kennykenbee >:}

dirk jake bonk

i think dirkjohn is actually exponentially funnier in the context of aroace spec john, because given how little romantic interest john shows towards anybody during the events of homestuck, the idea that This Specific Weirdo is the only real life person john egbert, known crush magnet, has ever had any desire to date is the funniest thing ever.

karkat, only partially internalizing this and using it to spiral further into self hatred, and is therefore considering it a win: im. im just trying to get a handle on this. what exactly about him is it that attracts you?

john, only really half listening to the conversation: did you know that dirk collects old soda cans? he gives them names and everything. like human names. like craig, and bogglesworth.

karkat:

karkat: okay,