a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
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anyway because lucid dreaming is a major pet interest of mine and I find it very exciting and cool and compelling:
the fact that you cannot read in dreams is so universally true that looking at clocks and signage, checking them for garbled text, is one of the “dreamsigns” that you can learn to recognize to indicate the fact that you’re dreaming. when you start to practice reality checking THE VERY FIRST THING you learn is to read everything whenever possible.
and I am consumed w wondering whether the person who submitted the poll knows this and was curious about different experiences of “inability to read” or if they recently realized the text in their dreams is all fucked up and they do not know and I’m
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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital
ONE
SINGLE
JOKE
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While we’re talking about censorship, I need everyone to stop playing this little amnesia game where we pretend not to remember what internet and fandom has looked like for the past 20 years. Weird and taboo porn has always existed, it used to be a LOT easier to access, and you won’t die if you look at it. We simply cannot continue placating the crazy mob of people who are scared of sex and love overstating harm, they’ll call you a pedophile literally no matter what, and they’ll roll around in their cognitive dissonance like a hog in mud when you point out that the other group calling you a freak and a pedo are the conservative alt right. Fucking exhausting being a fag and a pervert in 2025.
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this one is getting a fair few votes but very few reblogs. I'd appreciate help spreading it, cause I'm genuinely curious if people are using the communities!
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absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic
I'M SORRY YOU CAN'T WATCH IT, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET
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Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas
Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum
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would commissioning horny art of my book be freak behaviour, or no
you know what, that’s true
alright I'm going for it. this is the reference sketch I sent the artist
HOLY SHIT!
this was done by the amazing @taylor-titmouse! AND if you wanna know what these two men are getting up to, you can read Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die
i truly do love that reference sketch i was given. as you can see i did not follow it at all
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On the train, sitting down, my partner in the vestibule. On the table beside me is a woman travelling with two children
The girl is approx 6, the boy approx 11, and immediately they enter a heated debate
Boy: it's a boy
Girl: it's a girl!!
Boy: look at how he's sitting. His legs are apart
Girl: but boys don't wear EYELINER, so it has to be a girl
Boy: it's a boy, I'm telling you!
They desperately attempt to engage their mother in this debate, who demurs. She does her best to look at her phone and not at her children or, crucially, at me
She rewards her children with her attention when they begin listing types of vehicles they've been on, but then the conversation inevitably returns
I stand, as we're two minutes away from the stop and i want to be first off this mostly-full train
"If it helps at all," I say to the child in a friendly manner, "I am a boy. Lots of boys would like to wear eyeliner, but are too cowardly."
The mother seems to approve of this very much. "Ohhhh!" she says, in the encouraging tone of a cheerful eiderdown duck.
Both children stare at me wide-eyed as I pass them (and two other women who seem very amused at this exchange) into the vestibule, where I laugh with Lorenzo about it
Bc it's like. I get it. You’re 6 and you have almost no self-control. You want to Know. Your mother won't answer you. You can't comprehend that she can't answer BECAUSE i can hear both you and her
She doesn't want to make you think it's acceptable to start a conversation with a stranger that basically goes. "Hey. What's your deal?" but she also doesn't want to shut down your curiosity or engagement at the world
And also it's like. Mildly world-shattering for that stranger to involve himself warmly in your conversation, and address you so directly, and for you to understand that your words are heard and might be responded to
Every time I read one of those age gap posts the age where you're still helpless and being taken advantage of gets higher and higher, like 26 years old is too young to interact with older people what the fuck? I have lots of friends who were/are well into doing a PhD at this point. My dad had me at 26 years old. You're a whole grown ass person participating in society, you can vote and join politics, you can work, you can live in your own.
This smolbeanification has to stop, it's frankly embarrassing.
not EXACTLY what I was thinking of but. Uh. This sure does prove my point.
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That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.
Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.
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ohkhaleesimykhaleesi
“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”
— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
carry-on-my-wayward-wesley
This paragraph went in so many different directions before it ended. What the fuck Ursula
Anyone else noticing how all of this is happening at once.
Age verification for Wikipedia and Spotify. YouTube banning accounts for under-16s, and rolling out AI to detect if someone is actually 18 based on their viewing history (100% guaranteed to falsely mark autistic adults as children at an irregularly high rate, btw). Banning porn off Steam and itch. Attempts to ban and IP range-block VPNs. Age verification for not just porn, but anywhere you could maybe possibly see porn, including basic social media features like DMs.
What the fuck is happening. At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist, what the fuck are they preparing for
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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"
well this fucking sucks
imagine having to dox yourself because you made the mistake of watching a 4 hour mighty morphin power rangers retrospective and the ai decided you were 14 and not 42 like the actual demographic for those videos. sad
like this obviously sucks if you're an adult who enjoys watching animation or doll youtube videos but also i don't think youtube should be tracking 16 year olds because they're afraid of them hearing the word "fuck".
notice how all this censorship crap is happening at once? :)
ever since that right wing religious extremist organization Collective Shout targeted and manipulated payment processors (that are already run by right wing nutjobs) to go after steam and itchio, all this shit is starting to happen at the same time
it may be a tactical "overwhelm bomb" to make people feel powerless, and yeah it may not be that, but it's kinda strange that it's happening all at once
regardless, people need to start calling the shit out of mastercard and visa's phone lines even more
yall in the US need to start calling your representatives about KOSA especially
and people in the EU need to start calling whatever equivalent of a representative they have about all this bullshit as well
companies are now going to start trying to capitalize on invading privacy that has literally been protected for so goddamn long all because of these evil fuckwads that honestly need to get a nail put through their skulls
fucking make a fuss about it. complain the fuck out of shit and flood their goddamn call lines
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fuck em up gang
it's good to note that the depiction in media of things that are illegal in real life is not, itself, illegal. otherwise murder mysteries, heist films, and so, so much more would be illegal. i don't remember them off the top of my head, but there are a couple of US court cases directly related to this subject that even involve porn, specifically.