Salmon sharks got me thinking about salmon, and now I’m hungry. Any cursed or blessed facts about these delicious fish?
when male sockeye salmon are ready to breed they go from this
to this
in a matter of weeks.
ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah.... yeah, that would be nice...
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underwater temple, underwater monk
underwater rhymes and underwater funk
he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk
with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk
he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk
on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk
he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk
underwater temple, underwater monk
Sick rhymes
HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨
The Abandoned Path (by Hanson Mao(毛延延)) Taichang, Taiwan
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
The story behind The Laundress.
This is so good. -Emily
I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…
I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.
But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!
I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but
currently going stupid going crazy over this video
Me listening to music when I’m alone
[Video description: In a dimly lit room, Brian David Gilbert dances expressively to the groovy flute solo from “Say Yes” by Kishi Bashi.]
My mom just sent me this video without any context??
Currently my favorite Tik Tok account is this guy pretending that his hairless Sphinx cat is a drunk
my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. here’s a eng subtitled compilation for y’all. (the president of campania region; the mayor of messina; the mayor of bari; the mayor of gualdo tadino; the mayor of tutolo.)
You are not will smith in I am legend
Everything is cool when you've been quarantined.
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
September Mood
Capitalism.webm
I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.
