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bitch let me see it

Eye contact while you’re inside her.

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

Finley (20 Photo)

IM YELLING

See, when you are vegan your brain doesn't function right

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

alkjfaslkjalskdjald!!!!

Reblogging this with the tag australian dog because I spent HOURS searching for it one day…

@needywitch

Source is ozzymanreviews on youtube

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

at least i dont watch anime

everyone reblogging this is an anime blog i hate all of you

I cant wait until the day I wake up and sit on the kitchen countertop all pissed off because I’m not a morning person but then my wife comes walking up and stands between my legs and gives me a cup of coffee in a mug that says “good morning asshole” and kisses me sweetly but when she goes to walk away I wrap my legs around her so she cant escape and even though I’m still grumpy because Im awake shes so damn beautiful and the biggest fucking ray of sunshine so I just melt and smile at her in awe…ugh I cant wait for that.