Out of Touch

OP is still active with people reblogging a 1m notes post once a week

They are the true hero

God why is this so funny

Fantastic story telling. Not a single word spoken. Beautiful.

The most realistic part is that he was skilled enough to put the keyboard together from memory, but not awake enough to just copy the configuration from the other keyboard he had in front of him

Ok now this song has been in my head all day

OMG I love this song!!! I’m tempted to download soundcloud just to listen to this all day

I like this

The biggest tragedy is that I can’t listen to this on spotify :(((

The song is now available on all streaming services! Check it out HERE!

Contrary to popular belief, there are three states a cat in a box might be: Alive, Dead, or Bloody Furious.

- Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett.

“My philosophy was always that art really could communicate to larger numbers of people instead of that elitist group of people that could afford it and ‘understand it.’”

Keith Haring: Street Art Boy (2020) dir. Ben Anthony

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready

THAT’S SO PRECIOUS

Damn this shook me

men’s sports have nothing on women’s sports

and this particular guy... cry harder (imagine if women's sports had the funding, visibility and accessibility men's sports are gifted):

also, noteworthy addition from @stuckinnet

In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

it’s the price we pay for being sexy as fuck

it’s because we have to deal with straight people

the fact that we're in a day and age where you can get dueted by malala. how can you show your face in public after this

Big fan of this one as well.

The answer to your question: almonds.

Let me be clear this was put- this was put into this fuckin questionnaire. To come for me. And I’m gonna explain something:

If you’re at home, and you’re Afraid to tell your gaming group, that you’re a snacker-

I’ve got your back. Okay? -Because its OKAYtofuckinsnack. Alright?

When you’re out there-liSOME OF US

SWEAT

Some of Our

BoOodieeeS

are betraying us Constantly. …i-

wOULD I HAVE CHOSEN?

this

Constantly Sweating body?

(cackling)

NO. iwouldn’thave. Does it require

Constant (??)

(guffawing & wheezing)

Almonds All the time. okay?

And I’m not gonna APOLOGIZE becausethesetwofucking

Elevated Beings.

These two. Hovering-uhuh-w-wwhats the wwhatawhatathe Preeeee the:

Light Beings from The Dark Crystal. YOU TWO.

SOME OF US ARE POD PEOPLE. OKAY?

I’m a little

PODLING.

and i NEED to Snack. If I could have

another Mouth. in my back.

(more confused wheezing)

So that I could- the Biggest du-bObsticle in my GMing. Alright? uh huh Is that the same place I

talk from

food needs to go.

we knowwhattogethim for christmas

a mouth back!

So that I can have a Friend

Shoveling Salami into an open furnace in my torso

while i

Narrate.

…

AND I’M NOT SORRY

I LIKE TO SNACKto answer your question

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[source]

LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

Perfect

Sound ON

Unrestrained summer fun

I always forget what the sound it

it never ceases to make me snort

the competition is intense

heys......

*gets scared*

this website is so fucking easy all i have to do is post frogs