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OT3s are just like, “You know the thing where one character kisses another one while pressing them up against a wall? But the wall…is Jeff.”

My favorite thing about this post is seeing everyone’s different OT3 tags. I do not recognize ANY of them and they never seem to repeat. Everyone’s just out here investing their Love and their Thoughts.

Example 4,305,108 of Alfred being an absolute savage

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

The Hanged Man

The Post-Crescent, Appleton, Wisconsin, October 8, 1925

When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

hey uh why is this a video of daffy duck now

Shouldn't you know?

i cannot stress enough how much i do not know why this video got changed because i am not the one who changed it

this was supposed to be the video btw

this man is ENRAGED that a child is talking to him. jurassic park is a comedy

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again

Driftmark was so foundational for Alicent stans

[ID: Four gifs of Halsin from Baldur's Gate 3. The 1rst and last shown him chest up gesturing while wearing a sleeveless druid outfit in brown and green colors. The 2nd and 3rd show his face while he speaks and smiles /END ID]

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

Always reblog Meatloaf!

4 dabloons

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

every single gilmore girls episode

The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

The inside of the nest is white because they're so tiny they line them with spiderwebs!

ok. 🥺🥺🥺

@todaysbird

naddpod might be an audio only podcast but im pretty sure you can hear some of the times Hardwon is looking at Moonshine with heart eyes

Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

When you left this tag three days ago, I thought "that's so sweet, but no. No way this concept is even close to that popular."

[ID: Four pictures of Gordon Ramsay in various states of confusion. /end ID]

This is it. This is my job. This is what I do for a living. I make those faces and then I tell my uncaring monitor exactly what is wrong with this website and what the site owner needs to do to fix it with all the fucks I can’t put in official work documents sprinkled liberally throughout.

And now I will be picturing Gordon Ramsey when I do it.