Meghan Stay At Home Dad

Pocket Pussy Review

You: dan nicky your bobbie s Me, an intellectual: Daniel Nicole thine Roberts

I want to unread this immediately

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

@lucayaxbellarke

@aguzstd this is us

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

my friend got kicked out of stats because she was eating a banana and she didn’t appreciate it

Why can’t dads sneeze normally

Migos Rapping a children’s book over the Bad & Boujee beat

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

???they’re using imessage

this is the best thing that’s happened to me 

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

i love it when girls call me diddy

diddy you mean daddy

no i didnt

i sometimes think about this girl i hope she’s well

pure gold

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

see it really works!!