i just think it’s funny how u told me to have a nice day and then told the customer behind me the exact same thing lol? all boys do is lie

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

Same!!!

If u defend my name when im not around I truly appreciate u

ARTIST PROBLEMS:

Art.

Me as a parent lmao

@god I just want clear even skin with no discolouration whatsoever and tiny ass pores

It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

any time u like a boy juss know u played yourself always keep that stored in ya mind for later

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you

You ever look at a girl like “she can’t be real”

I like the idea of two people spending forever together.

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing