Guess who's a dumb birch and is about to lose her tumblr because neither pw nor email can be retrieved :))) ;)))
New account: @toastoevsky; not a bot, just stupid
any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town
forgot how absolutely wild this season immediately got
This season had the best energy. Also when zac rolls a 19 and says “I rolled a 19 what the fuck is wrong with all of you” as Norman it’s just *chefs kiss*
THE FRENCH????????????????????
People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.
Dabi: [crying on the couch, talking about his family and going to hell]
Bones: what if I lower them jeans
Someone hold him back! This wizard is about to get in a fight with his own spellbook! ✨📘
Lou as Pinocchio asking why he has had to suffer so much when other kids haven’t while the rest of the party solemnly looks on may actually be the death of me.
Due to increasing average lifespans, the queen of England declared that only 100 more cards celebrating 100th birthdays would be sent. Because of this, the elderly population took to the streets, doing their bloody best to narrow down the competition and secure themselves a spot, no matter the cost.
had a dream there was a new eu directive that stated that all european countries that haven't disposed of monarchy/royalty yet must do so by july 2023 and the signatory of the directive was called jean-paul décapiteur
avi-burton-writing
every writing tip article and their mother: dont ever use adverbs ever!
me, shoveling more adverbs onto the page because i do what i want: just you fucking try and stop me
May I add something, because I will never shut up about this book (Writing Tools by Roy Peter Clark):
Finally, some good fucking advice
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
An overwhelming sense of calmness descends upon the Disco.
Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.
So.
in light of that.
Check the replies/notes of this post :)
I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)
first things first though, copy this key:
q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ
here's the edited version with the captal YY in the key above!
and also the Google drive link :
actually the funniest part in neverafter is when the spoon goes "have you ever been in love?" to rosamund who fully disassociates and ally elbows their way into the frame going "well MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND-"
"congress investigating now :) but i stay silly :3" is honestly such a serve I've been thinking "but i stay silly :3" all day... holy fucking bingle