I have a really bad habit of staying awake until the sun comes up... If I'm not online for several hours then whatever. At least it's Saturday, have a great day everyone!
in theory I love tea. but in practice. I am drinking Lipton that's been steeping for 30 minutes because I did forget about it. 3 inches from my hand. that's Totally out of the focus zone
The party walking into literally any organization:
The party walking
into literally any
organization:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
If I’ve learned anything from about 25 years of actively being engaged in fandom, it’s this: fuck everybody else.
Your favorite character ain’t the fandom’s favorite character? Fuck ‘em.
Your ship is the rarepair or the one people think is icky? Fuck ‘em.
You like the tropes and meta and character analysis that make other people roll their eyes? Fuck ‘em.
Engage with fandom in the ways that make you happy and comfortable and fulfilled and fuck everybody else. Like the things you like because you like them, because not everybody else is gonna love them the way you do.
Be cringe and be free, hallowed be thy name, goddamn.
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered
I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”
Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft
In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.
Yeah this all checks out
Makes sense to me, lol.
me and my girlfriend took turns passing this back and forth going woohoo yeah woohoo
woohoo yeah woohoo !
wohoo yea woohou!
wooo yeah woohoo!
weehaha! weehee! yeah!
woooo! alright! woohoo yeah!
Et parle tu Français ?
J'ai une tache sur mon pied gauche :-P
Frank what the fuck
Ah, c'est trop tôt mardi soir pour avoir découvert le Tumblr français!
The French Tumblr can do this because they were born on Tuesday, June 9th
The French Tumblr can
do this because they were born
on Tuesday, June 9th
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
- The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
- The Monster of Sentan
- The Witch’s Cat
- Raise Both Children
- Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
- Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
- My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
- Pirates and Mermaid
- Eindred and the Witch
- The Demon King
- The Cornerwitch
- Grandmother Beetroot
- Apocalypse Daycare Worker
- Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
- New Year Saga
- A Story About Changelings
- Ranger in the King’s Forest
- The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
- Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects
My genius remains unrealised
Here’s my rendition of “Gord-ant Ramsay.” I feel he fits well here. :p
Misha Collins is 100% underrated as an actor. His range is on the Holy Shit meter.
Okay, this place is going on my Bucket List. :p
“Humanoid mushrooms sitting within a forest”
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i learned of “Box beds” – cabinets with beds in them and, sometimes, lockable doors – were used for privacy and safety in parts of rural medieval Europe before individual bedrooms were common. They became fashionable even in homes with bedrooms and remained in use in Scotland into the 1900s (x)
I don’t want a swimming pool, I want a box bed/nook bed
Ohhhhhhh man this unlocks Primal Instinct
Nest!!!! Cozy!!!!!
My kind of bed! It looks sooo comfyyy! ♥
woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish
i love the ending
This is awesome! I have to share it!


















