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28 | she/they | pan ⚠ Please do not repost my art to other platforms without credit!! ⚠ Hey, my name's Riley, aka Kei the Average. I'm a fanartist, video editor, and blogger just out there to make people laugh and have a good time. While I tend to jump in and out of fandoms, I consistently enjoy posting/reblogging humor and aesthetic posts. Be sure to check out my art tag and the other links below!
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Do you enjoy my art? Do you have something in particular that you've always wanted me to draw for you? Have you ever wished there was a direct way to support me and my artwork?

Well now there is! Introducingggg,

✨ Kei the Average's Commissions ✨

I tried to be as precise and transparent about my prices and rules that I could be, but lemme know if you have any questions after reading. Otherwise, I look forward to working with you guys!

I'm also transcribing the prices down here, just in case:

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Speaking of Barbie, I hope this doesn't come off as a "back in my day" kinda spiel, but I feel like there are less fun/gimmicky dolls/fashions these days?? The fashion stuff I see in the store anymore is giving very "playing it safe," which feels kinda antithetical to Barbie's whole "you can be anything" mantra. Lots of screen-printed patterns and generally cheaper, low-effort looks, y'know? These days whenever I walk down the toy aisle and see clothes with a cheap texture decal machine-printed onto flimsy fabric, I think to myself "if this ensemble had been made when I was a kid, they would have sewn those pockets/buttons/bows on..."

#random thoughts with kei the average#like I get the kind of more ''down to earth'' angle they're going with these days#and if it was between the fashion and the more diverse new dolls they've been making lately I'd choose the latter#also I'm not shaming the budget dolls bc y'know what? we need them too#BUT that said...#did making the new kinds of dolls break Mattel's piggy bank THAT bad where they can't make fashions with pockets or seams or bows anymore??#or the big over-the-top ball gowns?? where are the ballgowns Mattel. where are they.#just doesn't feel fair that the newer dolls don't get the fun looks we got to have Barbie wear as kids ig is what I'm sayin#the Extras line is cool tho. the blonde ponytail Barbie with the all-pink dress my favorite. Barbie in peak pink form.#hopefully the film will encourage Mattel to return to the more fun doll fashions
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stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

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Princess Kitana of the Mortal Kombat franchise, I am free Thursday night if you want to hang out. Please let me know if you would like to hang out with me on Thursday night, when I will be free.

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Princess Kitana of the Mortal Kombat franchise, if you are unavailable to hang out with me on Thursday night, would you mind passing on the message that I will be free on Thursday night to your friend Jade if she wants to hang out? Because I would also be interested in hanging out with your friend Jade if she is free on Thursday night, when I will be free.

#no worries Miss Thing ik you're busy out there girlbossing around Edenia#ig now's a good time to mention I also have a crush on Jade idk she'd treat me right
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I am a disabled woman with a lot on her plate at the moment between moving, marriage, work bull, health bull, and dental bull. I recently got the dental bull managed, but the final bill is over $4500. If you can help spread the word or donate to my GoFundMe, I would highly appreciate it. Any donations will go towards my monthly payments. Thank you for your support!

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#sharing again! 💕