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everyone at the pitt be trying to fuck someone, meanwhile 2 rats are still missing
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lestat's hair getting longer between season 1 and 2 is so funny to me. do you think louis approached daniel after 1.07 like "daniel, i want to thank you for what you said to me last night about lestat's murder. i have been reevaluating certain events, gaining new, truer perspectives. i feel that i need to tell you, daniel.... i lied to you, and to myself, about lestat's hairstyle. it was longer than i led you to believe, more shoulder length really, though no less seductive.... i want our readers to understand that" and daniel wrote in his notes for lestat "no cunty bob"
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funniest things in interview with the vampire:
- the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(
- "he ain't white he french!"
- lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression
- florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses
- "what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat
- louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building
- "i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"
- grace calling lestat louis' white daddy
- louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy
- louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay
- "we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"
- louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window
- tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer
- the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss
- armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life
- armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about
- armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more
- "are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"
- the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ
- french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park
- daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin
- daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick
- daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall
- armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized
- armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories
- armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial
- santiago small dick reveal
- lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi
- "siri pause"