dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave

aaaand my past is right behind me isnt it

If you are not willing to worship every inch of her body, then why are you wasting her time

the mutuals button should be a hug

like this

The Least Specific Movie Night Ever

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

never forget your number one audience is yourself. if you're not having fun, then what's the point?

hoa hoa season is here

when you accept that you will never be normal about anything you like you'll be free

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

Foo Fighters - Best Of You (Official Music Video)

Pulling panties to the side is hotter than taking them off and you can’t change my mind

perfect morning: naked cuddling, kisses, touching each other, sleepy fucking